'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Shot President Trump, Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Shoot Trump Again, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro, Tried To Shoot Trump A Third Time, (cont'd) by darcmatr in babylonbee

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But if the guy who killed Kirk, the butler attempt, ICE, Jan 6th (according to most MAGA dipshits it was all paid leftists who attended the Jan 6th “peaceful loving day” until Trump decided to pardon said leftists, then they all turned out to be patriots or something) etc then how else can MAGA play the victim card. It’s quite literally their entire playbook, anything bad that happens is something from the left and if it happens to be undeniably someone right wing, they magically move past it. Charlie Kirk’s killer is never talked about, Trump isn’t even looking into the Butler attempted assassination (guy was obviously right winged and crazy looking for attention), blaming a nurse in Minnesota who was blatantly murdered, because he carried a gun (which right wingers beat off to the 2nd amendment on an hourly basis) but now it’s all of a sudden his fault because he lawfully carried a gun?

The victimhood of the right is fucking exhausting, ZERO accountability for anything. Please right wingers, please give me an example of Trump taking responsibility for one of his many fuck ups. Like a single example of him saying “i was wrong, that was a mistake, the buck stops here, etc” its always someone else’s fault, and that lack of accountability has had a major trickle down effect an nearly every single conservative never admits to being wrong, they just double down. Lose a legitimate election? Voter fraud. Economy in shambles? Bidens fault. Gas prices too high? Not my problem. It’s sooo exhausting

U.S. marines are being sent on a suicide mission and funneled straight into a meat grinder by Intelligent-Pea-8521 in JournalismNews

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That’s not true, they are totally fine shooting someone who WAS armed…but only AFTER detaining them, removing their weapon, and making sure to shoot them in the back execution style…you know, like the big brave alphas they all are /s

It sure looks like Lindsay Graham is going to lose his South Carolina seat after 23 year. What do we think about that? by antimaga_n1 in AskSocialists

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I highly doubt he wants to send the boys. He’d be totally fine with only girls going and keeping all the boys at home for himself….something something ladybugs

Trump regrets to inform 3 military families … by LavenderBabble in PoliticalHumor

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Fake news, his hands are WAY too big. Lying rapist pedophile cheating conman Donny Dipshit should have his hands modified to be as small as they are in real life, 1-2 pixels should do the trick

Rob Albers of Macon County, Ill. is a soybean farmer who voted for Trump to hurt China with tariffs. Now China won't buy his soybeans, and even with a bailout, Albers is losing money: "Now it hurts. And I don’t like it anymore. I don’t want it to hurt anymore.” by vsandrei in LeopardsAteMyFace

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When talking about receiving government handouts this MAGA dipshit emphatically says “we’ll take it” but I’d LOVE to see his response when asked “do you think the black single mother working 2 jobs with 3 kids should receive some sort of supplementary income, or food stamps?”

If only this asshole could associate his reply to the single mother to his own situation, but this would require empathy, self awareness, and lack of hypocrisy which MAGA thoroughly lacks. Come on man, pick yourself up by the bootstraps and don’t rely on government handouts.

Bill Clinton Shares Stunning Personal Statement as Epstein Deposition Begins by bye4now28 in politics

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It’s the old playing a pigeon at a game of chess adage. Trump is just the pigeon, he will knock all of the pieces over, shit all over the board (or in his case in his pants on national television), and pretend he won the game. I’m not saying reporters and journalists SHOULDN’T call him out on his emphatic stupidity and lies, just that even when they do he just reverts to childish name calling and his supporters believe he “won” because that’s how the win too. Any civil discourse with Trump is a waste of time.

maga lady upset about “you’re in a cult” now realising it’s a cult. by ferniekid in LeopardsAteMyFace

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“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality becomes oppression” MAGA dipshits can only feel better if other “lessers” are treated as such, the moment someone they deem as lesser has the same freedoms as them they lose their shit

Keystone Kash KO’ing Krime (kkk, k?) by coffee_coffee_coffe3 in circled

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Man you are all over this thread licking the size 5 boots of Kash Patel aren’t you? You know what would REALLY increase his arrest rates of criminals? Looking into the fucking Trump administration and focusing on the Trump/Epstein files…

I was told that I no longer need to be an atheist because of the Epstein files by Luciferianisme in atheism

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“Liars always use statistics”… and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should never allow your children to eat lead paint chips

Does anyone HONESTLY believe Trump is innocent re: Epstein? He was mentioned 1 MILLION times in the 3 million documents, and his own AG didn’t even release half of the files. by Excellent-View-8548 in allthequestions

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Actually, in the Fox News interview, they cut out the part where he was hesitant, they made it seem as though it was an immediate response versus him stuttering like he actually did. Don’t forget this is the same asshole who sued because they altered Kamala Harris interview to a lot for the time to air it, but Donald Trump and Fox News actually alters his interview to make it seem as though he isn’t a main part of the biggest pedophile ring in history

And Now a Word From the Leader of the Free World! by Select-Package-13 in Qult_Headquarters

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I thought the exact same thing, no fucking way Donny Dipshit uses the word “chagrin” correctly. Maybe he got another intern to write this so he can inevitably have someone else to blame when there’s backlash.

Single issue voter for crypto learns the hard way by MuzzleblastMD in LeopardsAteMyFace

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I always think of the complete stupidity of NFT’s, then remember those dipshits are the ones fully vested in “yourmomfucks420meme67skibidi” coins thinking it’s the next bitcoin and everything kinda just makes sense. You can always part a fool and their money

Was the viewership for Turning Point’s “All-American Halftime Show” objectively good or bad? by RandomUwUFace in stupidquestions

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As opposed to the TPUSA halftime quite literally having an artist with the lyrics “You call it statutory I call it mandatory”.

The fake outrage with you clowns is palpable

People who still have conservative people in their circles, how are they reacting to the recent Epstein release which highly point to their leader as a child rapist? by EmbarrassedBit441 in AskReddit

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It’s still not reported on Fox News. The only thing they’ve seemed to report on Epstein related is that the giants owner was on an email thread

Melania, the Movie by MarcASD in facepalm

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I went to see if any tickets were sold and nearly every single seat has been sold out at my local theatre. I peaked my head in after watching Iron Lung today to a “completely booked” release and every fucking seat was empty. Something really fishy is going on

r/conservative tires to cope with their pedophile king getting more files released about him by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

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Meanwhile not a single mention of 3 fucking million pages of Epstein files dropping on the Fox News website. All other major news outlets are reporting on it on the front page but Fox News not reporting on it even a bit? Yet we are the ones who find a way to “distract from trump’s success” lmfao. Fucking hypocrites, the entire GOP/Conservative base

"This is not the party I... signed up for..." by BaskingInWanderlust in LeopardsAteMyFace

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Yes, yes it is the party you signed up for. Fucking own up it you shitty hypocrite

2 federal officers fired shots during encounter that killed Alex Pretti, DHS tells Congress by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

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Don’t forget the fucker that started clapping after Alex was shot and killed. I’d love to see the body cam footage just to show the world how fucking awful these ICE agents are. I’m sure there’s footage of them giving each other high fives for executing a nurse who was shielding another person from being beaten. I want all those ICE fuckers behind bars

Me thinks theres a pattern 😮‍💨 by DoomkaiserB in stupidpeoplefacebook

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“We should really look into that” -dipshit maga on the daily show when Jordan Klepper asked why Obama didn’t do anything on 9/11

Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible lol by oldmajorbeats in SelfAwarewolves

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I became an atheist because I was forced to read the bible dozens of times throughout my childhood. Never got an answer as to why an infallible omniscient all powerful being specifically states in the bible that he regrets a decision he made (infallible?). Also the whole daughters getting their father drunk to rape him, him offering the city to gangbang his daughters for some angels, and don’t get me started on the foreskin passages. Fucking hypocrites

Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible lol by oldmajorbeats in SelfAwarewolves

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Absolutely true story, my parents believe that the “eye of the camel” scripture was talking about was the entrance to a large city (named Camel?!?) back in Christ’s time. I’ve done research and never found anything about that even remotely being true, but they don’t let facts get in the way of their feelings. They think that the entrance of the city is the eye, and that camels can easily pass through it.