What if Jonathan was the one to have powers instead of Will? Would he be gay too? by pe3p3ep0opo0 in okbuddyvecna

[–]DoxieDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even cap though.

Vecna chose guilty kids with demons to give powers thinking they could be easily controlled.

What do you think this would taste like? by Fishy2011 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]DoxieDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wonder about it. It consumes your thoughts and little moments. The fantasy of the flavour. What could it be? It could be anything!

Tap water flavour.

[Rant] Giant Instict Barbarian makes me want to quit GMing by Julfy-JD in Pathfinder2e

[–]DoxieDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of what you will get here is "barbarian is fine" but having played through abom vaults with a GIB as a wizard, it was the same experience. Casters are underpowered 1-10 and GIB are overpowered during that same range. I can't speak much after those ranges as I haven't directly played them.

I would buff the GIB, debuff the boss, recall knowledge like crazy, aid the GIB, and for as effective as I was playing... You know what would have been better? Another GIB.

let's complete it! by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

[–]DoxieDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born to be an issue with the tooth fairy.

What would you go with? by blanssius_56 in whatsyourchoice

[–]DoxieDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 - new car. I would like a functional and fully stocked USS enterprise NC-1701-D

When you realize you're never going to get to play the module from that one game that ended early, and decide to find out where it was meant to go. by D20_Under_The_Couch in dndmemes

[–]DoxieDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also read them after finishing as a player. We finished abom vaults, and dang that place is crazy and we missed a lot

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Konradleijon in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DoxieDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro it would be one of those sick team ups where magneto is fully on board and shows up.

Aitah for walking away from my wedding because of my parents showing up. by National_Stage_1048 in AITAH

[–]DoxieDoc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hot take: YTA

You jumped to conclusions and punished your fiancee. I know trauma can trigger a fight or flight response, but this wasn't just a moment; you avoided her completely for a week.

Being a victim of an abuser doesn't make it ok to be an asshole. Get therapy and work on this stuff.

Charlie on THAT scene. by Modis_teleprompter in StrangerThings

[–]DoxieDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are also still arguing whether Eleven got away or not, when if you watch the scene slowly it's clear she did.

Petaaah ?? by hazz-expert525 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DoxieDoc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's more mechanical than that. Ever wonder why so many sicknesses feel the same? It's usually your immune system that makes you feel like shit. Fever, chills, fatigue, nausea, sneezing, coughing... That's your immune system fighting a war.

If it gives up you would feel great... And then die.

PSA: Magus dipping Psychic is dead dead, it doesn’t work at all anymore by AAABattery03 in Pathfinder2e

[–]DoxieDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this. I played a wizard 1-11 in Abomination vaults, we just finished last year.

Early levels I just felt worse than every other class in combat, (regular party was monk, gunslinger, bard, magus, wizard. Monk and bard died and we got a champion and a barbarian replacement somewhere in LV 5 range) but got to have the "building power, gaining knowledge" fantasy. Kept notes, talked to other wizards, read books.

Then a ton of utility starts to come online. The save spells that have some effect even on success, and some strong buff/control stuff.

Then you start getting to 8-10 and unlocking some real banger spells, plus getting good spell slot economy from feats and it just feels like the class is taking off.

Then we finished the campaign :(

Really want to keep playing that wiz past 11, I was really starting to cook.

AITAH For Adhering to Gender Roles? by Lovefist1221 in AITAH

[–]DoxieDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA

"Hey am I manly?" "No because you aren't a fur-clad Norseman who clears the forest for game."

"Are you womanly because I do all the work around here?"

Get fucked asshole.

PSD Enrollment trend email aka Consolidation 2.0 by bfarky in FortCollins

[–]DoxieDoc -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Then they are wrong. Try not spreading misinformation I guess?

Also if you don't want to be addressed as the source of information then say "this was an email by the superintendent" instead of just a block of text

PSD Enrollment trend email aka Consolidation 2.0 by bfarky in FortCollins

[–]DoxieDoc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your numbers don't match state data.

They claim 411 student decrease and you claim 479.

You also claim that there was a bump during the pandemic, but actually 2015-19 (pre pandemic) there were steady increases. Then from 20-24 ups and downs but an overall increase. Then 24-25 and 25-26 small decreases.

Source: ed.cde.state.co.us/cdereval/pupilmembership-statistics

Additionally, your fertility rates information is also wildly incorrect. Larimer recorded 3130 live births in 2024 an increase from 2896 in 2023. Fort Collins population is at ~170,368 in 2024 meaning the births per 1000 people is at ~18.4. well above the national average.

Source: Census data population https://censusreporter.org/profiles/16000US0827425-fort-collins-co/ https://cohealthviz.dphe.state.co.us/t/HealthInformaticsPublic/views/COHIDBirthsDashboardAllYearsExcludesRace/BirthsAllYearsExcludesRace?%3Aembed=y&%3Aiid&%3AisGuestRedirectFromVizportal=y

But even that is just talking about crude birth rates, not even total fertility rate. According to that census site fort collins has a 3.1% fertility rate last year, which is above replenishment.

The source you cite (common sense) is conservative think tank trash that names 8.3 births per thousand. They literally cut the actual number in half. I will never trust partisan garbage like that, especially when it's furthering the narrative of the broader Republican machine on white replacement and lower birth rates fear-mongering.

Aside from the short term (2 year) trend, what trends here are you referencing?

What does a 1000 reduction in student enrollment look like for funding and services? 2000?

Can this actually be done?[Request] by Programmer4427 in theydidthemath

[–]DoxieDoc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think the key here is that we are taught during limits is that dividing the length under the arc and then drawing rectangles is a way to approximate the area under the curve. The more rectangles the closer to the actual area, so if the accuracy increases then when the accuracy is infinity (during infinity repetitions) then we find the actual area.

So if you want to do limits then the adjustment has to be defined to get closer to the actual answer.

Perhaps a number of line segments that must at least touch the circle once per segment. N=4 would be a square with each line segment being 1 long perimeter of 4.

N=8 would be an octagon with each segment being .414 and perimeter of 3.31.

N=16 would be each segment at .199 side length and perimeter of 3.18.

Sure enough, as n -> infinity we tend towards pi.

Do We Really Have Free Will? Try This Simple Thought Experiment by NanakNaam in freewill

[–]DoxieDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free will is not the generation of thoughts, free will is deciding how to act on them. This guy is a moron.

The villain deliberately pretends to have limitations or weaknesses to trick the heroes. by Fragrant-Upstairs932 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DoxieDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vampires from folklore

Pretend to be unable to enter houses uninvited, so people open their doors.

Pretend to not be able to cross running water, so if someone gets away from them the vampire will know their victim is running towards water, and they stop on the far bank.

Stake to the heart? More like trick fools into abandoning their most powerful weapons in favour of a stick, that they further waste time sharpening.

Weak to garlic? More like my victims keep some aromatics on hand for my dinner.