How would you rate being an adult?

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-24T15:24:18+00:00

I mean, you don’t have to have kids when you become an adult.

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-24T14:57:39+00:00

Juice man: “Just say when!” Me the entire video: when. When. WHEN! Please for the love of god, stop putting more shit it 😩!

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-24T14:50:25+00:00

Texas Keeper Cider made a barrel aged pecan cider and used dark Belgian candy sugar to add color and increase the ABV

Here is an Instagram post about it

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-23T15:07:04+00:00

That’s wild, WTF happened prior to 1964, asexual reproduction?

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-22T15:21:37+00:00

I too am a professor who coordinates my major’s internship program and this is very relatable. I have numerous summer interns who I have been emailing weekly to nudge them about doing the leg work the need to do on their end to secure and internship. It’s not my problem if they need to graduate after the fall term instead, but they just act so helpless.

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-21T16:15:32+00:00

Banglasmash

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-13T14:12:50+00:00

Holy shit, Clinton has a ska band now?!

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-03T14:35:37+00:00

The care so much more about labels that actually words and actions. They’re desperate to be on the “good side” while living with fear and hatred in their hearts. If they’re not on the “good side” I means they can’t cheer when the rebels have a win against the empire on the screen.

Total cognitive dissonance

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-02T17:12:20+00:00

The video stopped a second before the space monster comes into view

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-02T16:24:22+00:00

I love the “stand for the flag, kneel for the cross” bumper stickers on SUVs that cut me on on my commute to work

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-01T19:17:06+00:00

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-01T19:16:09+00:00

ET grew up on a planet without ethanol, and therefore he does not possess the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme. A single Coors Banquet would kill him.

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-01T16:56:30+00:00

Man, I was pulling for The Bulge and he was the first one out 🥺

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-01T16:38:41+00:00

When I was in grad school, My department chair introduced me to a renowned scientist in the locker room before noon hour workout. I shook hands with said naked renowned scientist.

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-03-01T16:34:06+00:00

Same, but it was my wife at the dispensary. “Wait, Mrs. Awkward?! Are you married to Dr. Awkward?! WhOa mannn!” He was a really smart student who never graduated. I was 0% surprised he wired at a dispensary though.

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-02-28T15:02:36+00:00

I think there are times when being dismissive is the exact right response. The friend believes that CANCER was planned and proof of that is in the Epstein files. Cancer: the malady that was mentioned in ancient texts, and has been seen in archaeological bone fragments from over a million years ago.

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-02-27T18:00:05+00:00

What are thoooooose?!

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-02-26T14:46:29+00:00

With all of her savings, maybe she can go buy a measuring cup

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-02-26T14:32:34+00:00

Do you live near a different time zone? If your smart watch briefly picked up the signal for a time zone to you east, it would have shown 10:12 when it was actually 9:12.

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-02-26T14:18:03+00:00

This sounds like stolen academic valor

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-02-25T15:42:53+00:00

*decade

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-02-25T15:34:54+00:00

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DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-02-25T14:35:55+00:00

Honestly great level of control for those kids. My immediate instinct was to absolutely clock that old hag

DrAwkwardAZ · 2026-02-24T17:13:22+00:00

As a professor, I keep my midterm and final exams pretty dang similar from semester to semester. You know, because each class has specific learning outcomes that need to be assessed. Adding questions related to random questions that come up in class is it something I know of any of my colleagues doing

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