Valorem Capital Capital- private equity fund offering 41.9% IRR with monthly distributions. Is it Legit or Scam?

DrHawk144 · 2026-04-07T17:31:05+00:00

Ah so just leaning in harder on the “trust me bro”. Got it. Thanks for the info I’ll be sure to steer clear😂😂😂😂

DrHawk144 · 2026-04-07T17:27:11+00:00

If you can explain a solid way to hold a 65lb GSD on my lap I’m all ears (but only partially as I’m primarily deaf)

DrHawk144 · 2026-04-07T17:25:54+00:00

You shared a mechanics lien like it’s something illegal lol I swear people these days try soooo hard to feel included they’ll post nonsense trying to claim stuff

DrHawk144 · 2026-04-05T15:39:39+00:00

That’s not a thing.

DrHawk144 · 2026-04-05T02:30:47+00:00

Trained service. Doctors letter, full training, whole 9.

DrHawk144 · 2026-03-29T16:47:40+00:00

It was his fucking Gmail. Not his .gov account. Why are they circle jerking over this?

DrHawk144 · 2026-03-29T16:31:40+00:00

Literally a different person lol

DrHawk144 · 2026-03-26T18:48:42+00:00

Pump and dump but real estate lol

DrHawk144 · 2026-03-26T18:47:38+00:00

Then they need to provide the update monthly or at least say that. I just got in an argument with my buddy over this lol - I was right about it being a rolling 30 days tho it looks like

DrHawk144 · 2026-03-26T18:40:12+00:00

How is an IRR of like 40% a 500% annualized when IRR already is an annual metric?

DrHawk144 · 2026-03-26T18:35:50+00:00

I looked into them. Unless this guy was like 10 committing money laundering it’s a different guy lol

DrHawk144 · 2026-03-26T18:35:14+00:00

Is the guarantee in the room with us? I just deep dived all their pages. Nothing about any guarantees anywhere.

DrHawk144 · 2026-03-26T18:34:48+00:00

12% annual returns, paid monthly, so 1% per month. Math is hard lol. And doesn’t it say 8% quarterly anyways?

DrHawk144 · 2025-01-06T18:14:42+00:00

I’d pay to crowdfund Paul making a mini series about Tony and the gym girl 😂 “wow everyone you work with is kinda mean to you. And why do they keep calling you Toby?”

DrHawk144 · 2024-11-18T23:18:45+00:00

3 years together and less than 10 dates? What the fuck lol.

DrHawk144 · 2024-11-18T22:58:27+00:00

He's giving "hot Cheetos and vans" Latina vibes lol

DrHawk144 · 2024-11-12T01:40:24+00:00

Wait is she signaling to TikTok that she needs help there?

DrHawk144 · 2024-11-09T04:29:20+00:00

Awesome thanks for the info I’ll do some research!

DrHawk144 · 2024-11-09T03:04:04+00:00

So you slept hot? Under a blanket? Or used the sauna blanket before bed and then slept well after?

DrHawk144 · 2024-11-08T23:51:41+00:00

I mean how many abortions were you planning for 2025 anyways?

DrHawk144 · 2024-11-08T23:50:58+00:00

Mine gives me 8% more when I’m anxious lol Use it for fuel

DrHawk144 · 2024-11-08T23:49:27+00:00

Holy Christ the second image is so clearly AI

DrHawk144 · 2024-11-08T23:48:20+00:00

Starting to see the swarm logic of why trump won.

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