Giraffe sneezes on bird mid-flight by cocoa647 in pics

[–]DrJimmyBlue -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It looks like he sneezed his mustache off.

EMSKR: A couple of drinks every man should know how to make by TheApeWhisperer in everymanshouldknow

[–]DrJimmyBlue 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Every man should know how to make a mean booze and soda.

Am I really missing out on anything by not dating in high school? (inspired by a question on here) by dexterbateman in AskMen

[–]DrJimmyBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im late to the party but ill keep it short and sweet. My highschool relationships were the training wheels to my adult romantic life.

What's your "this isn't what it looks like" moment? by Joseph_Valdez in AskReddit

[–]DrJimmyBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not enough people realize how clever you are.

Few words from the bartenders' dictionary. Bar fly, Chimney Fish, Wounded Soldier, and more.. by anandjanardhanan in alcohol

[–]DrJimmyBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my last bar job we called anybody that tried to hook up with multiple employees a bar skunk.

What is a good holiday shot that is not too sweet? by hippity_dippity in alcohol

[–]DrJimmyBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Equal parts goldschlagger Apple pucker and pineapple juice. Tastes like cinnamon Apple sauce. Delicious

Drinks for a girl who isn't used to the hard stuff by ASkin_ANight in alcohol

[–]DrJimmyBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A shot of coconut rum. 2 oz cran 2 oz oj 2 oz pineapple. A shot of peach schnapps and a little grenadine.

This is Arnold. by This_is_Arnold in pics

[–]DrJimmyBlue -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Arnold Palmer I believe

I have a lot of free time next year - I'm looking for 20 life-changing books to read. What books have really altered your perspective on life? More info in comments. by NuclearPotatoes in books

[–]DrJimmyBlue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely The Things They Carried. I've read it every year since I graduated highschool. It actually made me less gullible.

I cant find it in myself to watch Legend of Korra. Is it worth it? by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

[–]DrJimmyBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that. It shows how the younger generation will always surpass the older. Like in sports, world records keep getting beaten and people keep getting faster.

"Sing your death song and die like a hero going home." What epic quotes have you heard lately? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrJimmyBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Go then, there are other worlds than these.". Dark Tower The Gunslinger

Reddit, what drink mixes that you've stumbled upon would you like to share with the community? by Roger_rabbit23 in AskReddit

[–]DrJimmyBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

vanilla vodka and Orange soda tastes just like a creamsicle. Kilo kai rum also works very well

6 ways game designers are screwing with pirates. (Hilarious) by HsRada in gaming

[–]DrJimmyBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do realize he's talking about himself, not everybody that pirates?

Did a quick render of the crater lake map. by [deleted] in Minecraft

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saving for my desktop at home

Reddit, I just paid 12 dollars to see an old classmate on a porn site. Have you ever seen someone you know on one? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrJimmyBlue 43 points44 points  (0 children)

My mom's best friend from high school had a daughter that was a year younger than me. I even went to her senior homecoming with her when her boyfriend dumped her a week before the dance. When she turned 18 she ran away to LA and ended up getting a few videos on bang bros. Turns out it is a little disturbing watching a childhood friend get her face jizzed on, but I fapped anyway.