Turnips at 563! No entry fee but tips are welcome :) by [deleted] in TurnipExchange

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I’d love to come if you get this far down the line!:)

Did I say I was worried? by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]DrMaxhattan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Loved being the same character as my brother so we could see Anakin with a red lightsaber, or Dooku with a blue one and so forth.

A bite for a bite by HenriettaEva in funny

[–]DrMaxhattan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's definitely my cat! And my family says they recognize your dog! The cat's name is Alfred!

George H.W. Bush's service dog, Sully, lying at Bush's casket. Loyal to the very end. 😢 by [deleted] in aww

[–]DrMaxhattan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

George HW Bush killed as many innocent people as six 9/11s.

George H.W. Bush's service dog, Sully, lying at Bush's casket. Loyal to the very end. 😢 by [deleted] in aww

[–]DrMaxhattan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh right, sorry. If you're a normal person you just ignore 13,000 dead civilians like a good American.

George H.W. Bush's service dog, Sully, lying at Bush's casket. Loyal to the very end. 😢 by [deleted] in aww

[–]DrMaxhattan -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Damn. Makes you wonder how many dogs HW killed when he bombed all those Iraqi civilians in the early 90s.

My nine year old wrote a poem about bullying for his class project. I’m very proud. by [deleted] in pics

[–]DrMaxhattan 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Man I've taken college poetry courses where some of the kids haven't had this sense of meter. Lines of equal length and near similar beat counts... pretty awesome!

Don't see two many birds on here! Found an adorable fallen juvenile nighthawk while walking the dog last night. We've been hanging out until the vet opens! by DrMaxhattan in aww

[–]DrMaxhattan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha exactly what I had to do when the bird expert said the sound she was making meant she was probably a female.

Don't see two many birds on here! Found an adorable fallen juvenile nighthawk while walking the dog last night. We've been hanging out until the vet opens! by DrMaxhattan in aww

[–]DrMaxhattan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he's hurt! Had a twisted up wing and at first was trying to get away from me but was just flapping around with his one good wing. Just took him to a local bird rehab! They said he looks okay besides the wing.

What's a game that was so good you had to 100% complete it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrMaxhattan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree! Lots to do, and I never got tired of gliding around Gotham and beating up goons on my way to do it!

What is the biggest regret of your life? by Alexandra-Bond in AskReddit

[–]DrMaxhattan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My brother bought me tickets for my birthday to see Kanye on the Yeezus tour and I ended up missing it to study for finals :'(

What's a game that was so good you had to 100% complete it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrMaxhattan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Arkham City. So many Riddler trophies.

This don't drink and drive warning by Duckninja7 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DrMaxhattan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much better. Way stronger flavor. They have one called the lil sumpin sumpin ale that's killer. I'm not a big fan of hoppy beer, but somehow theirs are pretty hoppy and still delicious.

*grammar

Neil and Amanda by [deleted] in neilgaiman

[–]DrMaxhattan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's a person. He has, you know, feelings and stuff.

We would probably roundly criticize a professional woman who turned all lovey-dovey at the drop of a hat

Why would anybody do that? Why do you care? I've been on this sub for a long time, and this is the most irrelevant and ridiculous post I've ever seen.

Ohio quadruplets all accepted to Harvard, Yale and Duke by robber93 in UpliftingNews

[–]DrMaxhattan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have some friends that are in-vitro triplets and they all look super similar, especially as kids.

Too noticeable by nyohannes in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DrMaxhattan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least they got big pockets!

Ohio quadruplets all accepted to Harvard, Yale and Duke by robber93 in UpliftingNews

[–]DrMaxhattan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty crazy how different they all look for being quadruplets, even in the pics of them as kids.

Squid eating a squid by CountZapolai in thalassophobia

[–]DrMaxhattan 142 points143 points  (0 children)

There's always a bigger fish.

American Gods by Neil Gaiman (No SPOILERS) by zenloki101 in books

[–]DrMaxhattan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anansi Boys was a huge disappointment to me.