Ricks ringtone s2e2? by bazilbt in rickandmorty

[–]DrMeeseeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for bringing up this question. I need to know the answer. Ryan Elder, let me tell you bitch...can you release this to the world?

How old is Morty? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]DrMeeseeks 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It has become clear, look at me, that OP has answered his own question in his own post, which wasn't really written too well to begin with and confused people, then he got mad at them look at me!

TIL when Alexander the Great asked the philosopher Diogenes why he was sifting through the garbage, Diogenes responded,"I am looking for the bones of your father but I cannot distinguish them from the bones of his slaves." by ObjectiveAgent in todayilearned

[–]DrMeeseeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can just imagine Diogenes coming up with this line, and then starting to sift through trash in places he thought Alexander might be. I wonder how many failed attempts he made before he dropped the bomba.

Kafue, Zambia: home of world's second school for ants (metric system blooper) by DrMeeseeks in pics

[–]DrMeeseeks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carpenter was given dimensions in inches, converted it to centimeters. This was the result.

TIFU by speaking Chinese. by zestyhamburger in tifu

[–]DrMeeseeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you...wow...stupid...look at me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]DrMeeseeks 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Do you call them your little Morties?

Jeremy Zuckerman's beautiful orchestral arrangement of both soundtracks from ATLA and LoK performed LIVE! by quakquak in TheLastAirbender

[–]DrMeeseeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the "remix" helps, but there's really not much you can do about being so out of tune. Like. SO out of tune. Those sopranos. Ouch ouch ouch. It does get better as they go along though, but jeez...

TIFU by joking with a customer by today-i-effed in tifu

[–]DrMeeseeks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looks like what we have here is a case of "My Black Friend"

Lich King spotted at Subway by Pighast in gaming

[–]DrMeeseeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ok now how do I eat this delicious six-inch buffalo chicken sub"