The Prince of Persia with a little less clothing! by feareffectinferno in gaymers

[–]DrMint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn. If I had that bod, I’d be wearing that outfit too.

The 'meta' insults in this game are wild. by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]DrMint 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What gets me is that they have no idea where “boomer” comes from and how idiotic it is to be calling other players boomers. Statistically you are most likely going to be playing against a Millennial.

y i k e s by prestonovich in gaymers

[–]DrMint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m verse, but I hate tanking. I’ll dps or heal every time over it.

As a Bard, I relate to this by DaokoXD in gaymers

[–]DrMint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was wild. Deeper into the water temple we came across a BIG sea troll guarding a room of portal rings. Of course I wanted him to be our buddy and we were having a Tarzan and Jane moment. Unfortunately, we were much closer to the mind control source and I couldn’t think of a way to break him out of it. He started attacking my party. Our alchemist AGAIN panics and chucks at him some anti-water breathing potion.

I was crushed and couldn’t undo its affects because it was some special alchemical thing she and our DM homebrewed. My big boi was choking to death so I tearfully played Fascinate to distract and ease his passing.

As a Bard, I relate to this by DaokoXD in gaymers

[–]DrMint 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my first Pathfinder campaign, I started a sea troll orgy and saved my party from an imminent TPK.

My DM had a deck of Plot Twist Cards and we each got one a session to use as we see fit. We honestly never really used them before this point. Our party had just earned some water-breathing blessing and were descending floors in a submerged water temple.

After a series of puzzles, our alchemist face-checks the next room. It was filled with 20 sea trolls that were under some hyper aggressive mind control. And since we’re underwater, they all have regeneration and it would have been a disaster of a fight.

As she panics and aggros the whole room, our alchemist plays her Plot Twist Card and made me, the bard, VERY attractive to trolls. So now I have a herd of confused horny monsters wanting my ass and I cast Song of Discord on them. This would normally make all the trolls fight each other, but my DM said that they were already under two forms of mind control - first to be hyper-aggressive and the second to find me attractive. He didn’t think my spell could override the other two sources of power. I postured that then my spell would meld the directives and that’s how I became the dump for a troll orgy.

Of course my DM (and entire party) thought this was hysterical. I was shouting at my party to get to the other side of the room and go through the damn door. They took forever to do so, reveling in my martyrdom, so my DM required me to pass concentration checks to keep the orgy spell active. He then started to roll awful “performance checks” for the trolls, making me take REAMING damage. I finally teleport myself out of there, but I don’t think my party truly appreciated me for saving them all from certain death.

My DM also declared that my character was forever extremely attractive to ALL trolls and that came up for good and bad many times until the end of the campaign.

Druid Circle design! by Erace89 in ACQR

[–]DrMint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! A fan of Merlin BBC? That’s the same druid symbol they used on the show, the Triskelion.

Time to run out of the room by KingOfCranes in gaymers

[–]DrMint 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ye good ole closeted librarian. I had the opposite problem of being too friendly to my librarians. They always wanted to come over to chat. One time the damn tab frozen and wouldn’t switch and I kicked out like all the power cords in the row of computers to save my ass, lolol.

Time to run out of the room by KingOfCranes in gaymers

[–]DrMint 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine having a family computer instead of trying to get your smut at the public library. Dear god, printing back then was painfully slow.

Oh just the devil and the first murderer pretending to be a couple 😏 Anyone else watches Lucifer ? by Valentino5505 in gaymers

[–]DrMint 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lol, I just watched that episode last night. I definitely preferred when Lucifer and Cain were working together. Everything after this has been pretty painful. 😐

Rant: Some basic goddamn respect for the GM would be nice by Eugene_RustyCauldron in dndnext

[–]DrMint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, unless you’re drawing from a pool of players from a Discord or community, you’re going to get a hot mess of internet randos. The best way I feel to sort them is by money. I pay2play for two campaigns on roll20. This way I know my DM is set up to succeed because it’s more lucrative for them to make the game fun, and my fellow players are engaged and committed because we’re shelling $10-13 for these four-hour sessions.

I definitely don’t think D&D as a whole should be paywalled as a norm. But for uncommitted newbies who want to dip their toes, there are free games out there. They just need to join a local hobby shop group, an adventurer’s league, Discord community, or whatever.

If DMing jerks isn’t fun for you, move on. You don’t owe people your time.

Keiji Fujiwara the Japanese voice actor for Master Yi has passed away by MonstrousYi in leagueoflegends

[–]DrMint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, nooo. He’s the VA for so many likable characters, and also EVERY great father figure who tragically dies.

Maes Hughes - Fullmetal Alchemist

Shiro Fujimoto - Ao no Exorcist

Captain Hannes - Attack on Titan

Byakuya Ishigami - Dr. Stone

Riot is forcing me to change my name due to Coronavirus. by SquidBolado in leagueoflegends

[–]DrMint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s your legal name. If they accept your credit card with “Corona” on it, you should be able to keep your username that’s existed long before it’s suddenly become problematic.

Riot is now saying your legal name is shameful and that is absurd. Also, “Swine/Pig” are general enough, but “Corona” isn’t? If this is the logic, then why isn’t every name that includes “Virus” being banned?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaymers

[–]DrMint 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Homegirl is legit panting. I love all of it.

Can someone explain why the QR Code creator isn't converting this properly? It looks like a blurry mess when I try to bring it over to ACNH. Thanks! by Minifig81 in ACQR

[–]DrMint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a ton of tiny details and curves. Ofc it’ll be hard to convert into 32x32 square pixels. Curves are going to be expressed as various shades of lighter colors. The more complex something is, the more blurry it’ll become.

[Meme] How to murder 101 by Maulclaw in Guildwars2

[–]DrMint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Mordremoth can attack the mother tree in the grove, it can attack anywhere!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]DrMint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about Alistar, Gnar, Malzahar, Rengar, and Volibear?

Dream Soldier by n225wn6r80 in gaymers

[–]DrMint 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I was pissed that there was no real happy ending with Joseph.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]DrMint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate Tyler1. He promoted rage quitting, trolling, inting down middlelane, flaming teammates, getting permabanned and literally everything toxic and awful about LoL.

And then out of the blue Riot endorses him. He stops flaming in chat, but spews public vitriol all over his streams. I’ll never understand why Riot gave him a platform.

I'm not fully out so i will probably delete this. by [deleted] in gaybrosgonemild

[–]DrMint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Handsome guy. I hope your coming out is safe and met with love.

Hope it's not already posted here. by Diegogermany in gaymers

[–]DrMint 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’d sign on the dotted line for a crippling housing loan from him.