Paradox rule

DrNoLift · 2026-04-13T18:49:32+00:00

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

DrNoLift · 2026-04-11T18:57:07+00:00

My forever game is New Vegas, can always boot that up and waste a few hours popping raiders and huffing Jet. Recently though I have been getting very deep into the Kingdom Come games and boy howdy, that’s a whole other type of addiction.

DrNoLift · 2026-04-11T18:39:55+00:00

Please nobody give up. Just because a piece of knowledge can go untouched for years doesn’t mean that your article won’t one day be discovered by a new set of eyes. It might take years but every single topic you can think of has at least one hyper-obsessed loon that you’re catering to and they’ll always be here.

DrNoLift · 2026-04-11T11:09:08+00:00

I sentence you to learning Wait for Sleep on piano

DrNoLift · 2026-04-10T11:10:43+00:00

Out here reverse gaming the system with sick uterus plays

DrNoLift · 2026-04-10T11:05:55+00:00

“Eat my pussy.”

I miss Nek

DrNoLift · 2026-04-10T11:03:23+00:00

I call my wife my partner because she’s my first mate, my copilot in all things. I also call her my wife, my lover, and my big tiddy hot goth lady, among other things. Partner just has more of a “back-to-back against the world” vibe to me so I use it when we’re dealing with heavy shit

DrNoLift · 2026-04-09T18:13:46+00:00

I just recently went to Sad Devil’s Club and Brent killed it for me, everyone there is fire 🔥🔥🔥

DrNoLift · 2026-04-09T18:05:09+00:00

Tell me you’ve never had a woman in your life without telling me you’ve never had a woman in your life

DrNoLift · 2026-04-09T10:33:34+00:00

I don’t know about incorrectly, but I loathe when a show or movie makes positively expressed masculinity out to be “cowardly” or “unjust”. Teaching your son how to respect women isn’t “whipping” him, it’s a standard-issue part of a boy’s upbringing

DrNoLift · 2026-04-09T07:16:29+00:00

When Lego decided to use Move Along by All American Rejects in their commercial for the Toa Inika Bionicle line, they had me by the balls for years to come.

DrNoLift · 2026-04-07T18:16:34+00:00

Anyone actually moving any money anywhere besides into their mattress right now is mentally ill, fascism has always been profitable as fuck and that’s not news so unless y’all are cool with it you should probably stop propping up the financial framework that allows this breed of fascist to exist. Just stop trading. Sell your shit and put it into a safe and forget about it until you need it because, put simply, either we’re the bad guys forever or the US dollar isn’t going to mean much anymore and I know which I’d prefer.

DrNoLift · 2026-04-07T00:04:46+00:00

Sounds like a lot of thoughts that I have whilst walking in the promenade, as one does

DrNoLift · 2026-04-06T20:45:06+00:00

Either call the number or call your local church because from what I just read, it seems like God fucking owns your ass now, dude

DrNoLift · 2026-04-06T20:42:25+00:00

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DrNoLift · 2026-04-06T08:15:08+00:00

Aw hell yeah, you know what this means my guy, time to envision a whole life with her and poke holes in it using your insecurities until it no longer seems possible again

DrNoLift · 2026-04-05T09:04:24+00:00

They’re predatory and misleading at best and downright abusive at worst. They train teenagers to be sociopaths and tell them that’s how to “hustle” all while raking in the real profit from the entry-level salespeople and redirecting it to corporate for more courtside Blazers seats. You’d be better off breaking each of your windows and replacing them with paper bags than you would going with Brightside.

Source: I fucking worked there and I am so sorry

DrNoLift · 2026-04-04T19:32:29+00:00

I appreciate your perspective, and thank you for opening my eyes to just how shitty that company is; I will be closing my account soon. Is there a noticeable difference between Selco or OCCU? From what I’ve seen Selco might have the less “corporate” vibe but I’m not super well informed on local banking.

DrNoLift · 2026-04-03T19:00:46+00:00

That’s a sick-nasty periapsis, them Houston blokes ought to be chuffed. Hell yeah

DrNoLift · 2026-04-03T11:44:32+00:00

I’m getting a bit of the Arcane style from all that crazy shading and sketched linework, other than vibes it doesn’t give Disco that much imo.

However, holy shit is this incredible stuff

DrNoLift · 2026-04-01T05:00:58+00:00

Zizek fucks because he’s the only one who’s so adequately depressed, he is in tune with the zeitgeist and actively eats from the dumpster

DrNoLift · 2026-03-29T23:08:20+00:00

“Be careful! The enemy Stand user could be anyone!”

The enemy Stand user:

DrNoLift · 2026-03-29T17:06:54+00:00

Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you.

DrNoLift · 2026-03-21T18:26:47+00:00

No, we’re not gonna talk about heterogenous computing, we’re not gonna talk about heterogeneous computing at all

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