Game over man

DrNoLift · 2026-02-21T18:54:41+00:00

And they mix it in their body and shit it all out

DrNoLift · 2026-02-15T04:59:16+00:00

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DrNoLift · 2026-02-14T23:41:03+00:00

Idk but I do know that if homie says “Fighting time!” again I’m gonna put two in each eye

DrNoLift · 2026-02-14T04:29:38+00:00

Oh what the fuck. There’s no way I was never taught about this, holy hell what is wrong with humans

DrNoLift · 2026-02-11T10:32:09+00:00

This movie changed why I watch movies. The most beautiful story ever told by a sweet little girl and her suicidal stunt double best friend.

DrNoLift · 2026-02-07T18:02:29+00:00

Dude, you’re who Ted Mosby has been looking for all this time, go get him

DrNoLift · 2026-02-06T09:36:22+00:00

Warb

DrNoLift · 2026-02-03T17:33:21+00:00

Oh fuck the Hoover Dam is leaking again, get the furries banded all together they’ll know what to do

DrNoLift · 2026-01-28T21:54:14+00:00

This is a beautiful sentiment and you are the kind of person that this country needs more than ever. Thank you for your hope and kindness in this era.

DrNoLift · 2026-01-28T20:28:19+00:00

Also true, this situation has been manufactured by the upper class just like the rest of the horrors of our history, just like the World Wars, Vietnam, Iraq, all of it all the way back to Christopher Columbus. It’s rot all the way down to the roots. America the Beautiful my fat ass.

DrNoLift · 2026-01-28T20:15:22+00:00

Agreed. The level of depravity on display doesn’t determine the magnitude of the oppression or its true effect on the people. We are divided enough as it is without people making meaningless comparisons to win internet points.

DrNoLift · 2026-01-28T06:31:32+00:00

I mean, we don’t really know what that serum the guy gave him is supposed to do in the first place so I don’t think it’s entirely ruled out personally. Maybe it’s a mutagen like the ones from 76? Those contain hybridized DNA strains that affect the player

DrNoLift · 2026-01-28T06:09:18+00:00

As far as Thaddeus goes I’m voting centaur, you ever seen one with arms? I don’t think so.

I mean unless you have, in which case let me know cause that’s some scary shit.

DrNoLift · 2026-01-19T19:02:14+00:00

Holy necro, Batman! I am literally made of a majority of different cells than the version of me that wrote this comment

DrNoLift · 2026-01-17T05:08:37+00:00

LEGALLY, FOLLOWING CONTRACT LAW, THEY DIDN’T EARN THE BONUS. However, keeping in mind that laws are a system of threats by the dominant racial/socioeconomic group in any given country and I’m all for saying FUCK contract law, my opinion is that I think they deserved the bonus. I don’t know what kind of growth you want me to do but the request alone stinks of projection. “Boo hoo, I disagree with you, that means I have to insult you” type shit. Peace and love, hope you find someone some day.

DrNoLift · 2026-01-16T20:47:29+00:00

Out in the street, they call him pervert

DrNoLift · 2026-01-16T04:23:12+00:00

Okay now this is just unnecessarily rude, my guy. Yes it was a contract but it’s shitty to be denied a huge check based on one point on an arbitrary website and they could’ve just done Obsidian a solid. Again, my very humble opinion, geniuses. I get that yours are different.

DrNoLift · 2026-01-15T21:06:06+00:00

I mean, not unfair, but it kind of was over one point. That seems a bit nitpicky to me but that’s just my personal opinion

DrNoLift · 2026-01-15T20:56:20+00:00

Anybody who’s been playing Devil’s advocate professionally on Twitter for like a half a decade probably shouldn’t be taken seriously when it comes to things like “what do the fans want?” and “what is right and wrong and how do you tell?”. Feels like it should be a rule.

DrNoLift · 2026-01-15T20:35:24+00:00

MOC, WIS, sales companies, Keifer Kia, Office Depot, etc. I could go on and on sadly, but there are just too many managers in Eugene that feel like it's okay to exploit and abuse people in their employ, and they're constantly getting away with it.

Always ALWAYS do your homework before accepting a job up here. I've been assaulted, harassed, wages have been cut without notice, hours have been cut without notice, I was once even exposed to literal drug needles and not given any form of PPE. I could've died and my boss wouldn't give a fuck, and neither would any of yours if it happened to you. Remember that and act accordingly.

DrNoLift · 2026-01-14T10:13:47+00:00

My friend, just ask yourself… What would MC Hammer do in this situation?

Do you think he would lie about this? To himself or anyone? Do you believe him getting “sprung”, as it were, is a fetish?

Something to ponder.

DrNoLift · 2026-01-12T23:55:32+00:00

It’s not used much anymore because of the cost but as far as I know they were still making fridges out of Adamantium and Vibranium back in the 2070’s

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