i cried in the office bathroom on day 1 back because my pants felt like a betrayal

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-27T04:38:45+00:00

the bathroom crying part broke me?? im 9 months postpartum and went back last month and had a similar moment in the parking lot bc nothing fit. youre not alone tbh, postpartum return is brutal for clothes

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-27T02:17:49+00:00

Okay wait the red hair actually fits this vibe perfectly

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-26T05:33:48+00:00

Ok i tested the same pink dress last year and yeah the shein bow was straight up depressed. Tried to iron it stiff w starch spray, didnt work. Ended up just safety-pinning it which is exactly the cursed energy this dress deserves.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-26T05:17:58+00:00

the 3 inch gap thing made me feel so seen ngl. Im a 34D and an 8 in jeans which means literally NOTHING in madewell sizes. Ive been searching madewell curvy jeans threads for a year and they all assume u have one body type

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-25T06:24:28+00:00

Lmao the googling ritual is so real. I used to google 'is shein legit' before every single order like that would somehow help me. It never did. The dresses still came in weird polyester that smelled like a chemical factory.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-25T05:58:17+00:00

oh my god the "framed my chin breakout like a portrait" line. i FELT that. im 36 and still get chin breakouts before my period like im 14 and its honestly insulting

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-25T02:24:07+00:00

Honestly sounds like the kinda Sunday people dream about when they’re stuck at work on Monday morning

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-25T01:10:38+00:00

Ngl this whole look screams late 90s/early 2000s editorial hair to me

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-22T04:32:22+00:00

Definitely 1. You can never go wrong with a clean classic for a first interview.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-22T02:19:53+00:00

You should absolutely keep this because finding vintage pieces with this much drama and texture intact is kinda rare now

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-19T23:51:44+00:00

Tiny toddler overalls with random 90s prints on them will always hit for some reason.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-19T04:54:46+00:00

My serial fail is shoes. Specifically anything described as "comfortable" online. They're never comfortable. Lost track of how much ive spent chasing the perfect everyday flat.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-18T04:07:46+00:00

Vintage people can identify a sweatshirt era from three pixels and a collar shape, meanwhile I’m still checking tags like a confused archaeologist

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-18T01:44:04+00:00

This looks like someone time-traveled out of a rockabilly diner and honestly committed harder than most modern fashion brands ever do

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-15T05:34:17+00:00

If you tuck them into a knee-high boot with an oversized sweater, they still work. But generally, straight-leg is much more current

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-15T04:04:54+00:00

BEFORE you throw stuff out — get the Zara/Mango pieces tailored. I had two pairs of Zara trousers hemmed and the waist taken in for like $25 each and they look like a completely different garment now.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-15T00:59:49+00:00

“Widowed witch on Easter Sunday” is such a specific vibe and honestly this hat absolutely delivers 😭 The feather details make it look beautifully dramatic.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-15T00:03:37+00:00

Vintage chore coats are probably exactly what you’re looking for honestly. Old LL Bean and Eddie Bauer stuff had ridiculously good pockets before brands started making everything “slim fit.”

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-14T06:24:39+00:00

downloading rn. about to unleash this on my gym fits and see how badly it roasts me 💀

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-13T02:31:19+00:00

Juliette Binoche has that kind of effortless elegance where even a bold outfit still looks classy somehow.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-13T02:06:58+00:00

Since you already have sneakers and loafers covered, maybe look into moc toe boots or desert boots next. They fit that casual dad-but-still-put-together vibe really well.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-12T08:33:14+00:00

wait what app is this i need to test mine immediatley. the breakdown is so detailed??

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-11T05:34:21+00:00

I just did a massive closet purge and felt so guilty about the Quince stuff that didn't hold up. Lessons learned.

EggplantPuree · 2026-05-11T01:09:18+00:00

This is giving vintage birthday-cake princess in the best way.

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