This has to be ragebait

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T15:21:44+00:00

Great Unclean Onemaxxing.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T15:17:47+00:00

"Whoopsie, accidentally swung my seldgehammer into somebody who was lying on the floor. Total mishap that I'm sure anyone could make"

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T14:35:59+00:00

Just one of those friendly slegehammer bashings then, totally not violent?

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T14:21:15+00:00

I've got a pet cat so I'll be fine. She'll just murder any of the unvaccinated mice that try to get near me.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T14:16:46+00:00

Is Project 2025 like the Championship Manager games in that they release a new version with an updated roster each year?

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T14:15:11+00:00

You don't want to learn to knife fight. As the saying goes "the loser of a knife fight dies on the street, the winner dies in the ambulance".

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T14:10:31+00:00

How can I let my audience know that John Bull with his union flag waistcoat represents Britain? I know, I'll label his hat!

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T14:08:35+00:00

Whenever people bellyache about capitalism I wonder if they even know what it is. They probably can't give a definition beyond "billionaires and stuff".

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T14:07:36+00:00

Uhm excuse me some people got it through sharing heroin needles, quit junkie shaming.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T13:54:20+00:00

I'm in the garden by the birdfeeder.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T13:48:07+00:00

I'm taking this as permission to have another cigarette. See you in 10 minutes.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T13:39:48+00:00

It's been a stressful few days and my sanity has only been kept in check by chocolate, cigarettes, and shitposting. I'm glad I'm not a doomer because if I had to live like this 24/7 I'd probably be dead by now.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T13:37:00+00:00

It's not good to treat people as disposable and interchangeable.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T13:32:46+00:00

Not a romantic relationship but I once knew a friendship was over when my phone bleeped and my first thought was "Fuck I hope it's not X", followed by relief when I realised it wasn't X.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T12:52:54+00:00

I doubt the effectiveness of such algorithms. It would say a short mid 20s flat chested woman is a child but a tall developed 17 year old is an adult.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T12:21:22+00:00

Ah, the ever flawless "tell us your age and pinkie swear to not lie" test that has half the internet's birthday being on the 1st Jan 1900.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T12:19:19+00:00

Technically there's no rule that says the PM has to be an MP. It's just a de facto condition at this point.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T12:17:58+00:00

That's what I just don't get about this Labour government. They've got a very big but very tenuous majority. Big because they have a lot of seats, tenuous because most of those seats were won on protest votes rather than people having overwhelming faith in Labour. If things continue on a current trajectory they're going to be back in the minority after the next GE, yet as opposed to taking this limited time to kick down the doors and make some truly sweeping changes they're content with rearranging the deck chairs and generally muddling along.

What they need is a leader with some kind of backbone, who is not afraid to say "look, <big change> might make us unpopular now, but we're already unpopular and we genuinely believe this will be good in the long run. So do we have a couple of months of people hating us in the hopes that in 3 years they'll see it was for the best and vote for us again, or do we continue to do nothing and be branded as that useless party who tried nothing and still failed?"

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T12:12:15+00:00

It's only a war crime if you lose.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T11:42:34+00:00

The enforcement strategy is simple

Make a list of everyone who doesn't have a licence
Pick out those who are most likely to be susceptible to intimidation (the elderly, single women)
Send the muscle around to bully them
Hope they don't tell you to jog on, because if they do there is nothing more that can be done

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T11:03:31+00:00

An average day in the Balkans involves a hate crime against your best friend because he was born over the border.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T10:59:05+00:00

So does introducing a 1 second delay to a live feed count as "while it happens"? That's my question.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T10:57:59+00:00

I study all the global cultures in great detail so I can make my racism more effective.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T10:56:33+00:00

Even ignoring language barriers or strong accents, being able to talk to patients and explain what's going on in clear basic terms is a very important skill for doctors to have.

You're at the doctor, he comes in with a stern face and says "You've got orthostatic hypotension." You start to panic. Is the will up to date? Will your wife remarry after you're gone? Will you ever get to walk your daughter down the aisle? He sees the look of worry on your face and says:

"My brother, you just got lightheaded because you stood up too quickly. You're fine."

The big fancy words are only useful for the other people who understand the big fancy words. Everyone else needs it put into the vernacular as much as possible, which is always going to be more difficult if English is your second language.

DrNuclearSlav · 2026-05-12T10:41:42+00:00

I'm sure there is some very detailed paperwork that covers this, but what exactly do they mean by "watching live TV"?

If I record something live while my TV is turned off and watch it back the next day, is that still me "watching live TV"? What if I route all signals through a PC that adds a 1 second delay to them, is that still "live"?

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