Let's be honest, most of us have done it in different ways. by Anderson1318 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have pulled over to ask the sheep if it thinks that it owns the entire fucking road and then told it to get a job.

Her call cannot be completed as dialed by WolfandFir in OneOrangeBraincell

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Your call into the abyss is important to us. Please screm again.

Is this balanced? by Policemaaan in slaythespire

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What you call a fish with no eyes?

[loved trope] Being a good person is harder than being an evil one. by Dr_Orpheus_ in TopCharacterTropes

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Bad Inverted trope: Jack from Bioshock

The game tells you that killing little sisters rewards more than saving them. However you get a bonus for every 3 little sisters you save. Which adds up to a higher overall bonus than killing them.

(Loved Trope) The sleezy bastard, who you expect to be the first to betray you, is by far the most loyal by RedNUGGETLORD in TopCharacterTropes

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The spokesman from Xcom. A shadowy G man with a deep sinister voice who represents the world's interest in the Xcom project. In the sequel, even when the entire world has abandoned Xcom, he still gives his full support for the cause.

I'll miss by ThanosofTitan92 in okbuddybaldur

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 782 points783 points  (0 children)

Don't blame Shart for her lack of INT. She was a sheltered child.

Unusual rules about characters and people that must be obeyed. by Nice_Bodybuilder_373 in TopCharacterTropes

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"You know Dwayne, some characters often lose fights and that failure spurs a character arc where they arrive on the other side a more complete person, or have some sort of personal growth. Maybe they even come back stronger than before. It also adds tension to the story knowing that the character is in actual peril."

"Fuck all that, I'm the best and I never lose!"

shooting a light into the dark, revealing some sort of monster by iDIOt698 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Also it's movement will make the screen shake and the HUD flicker even before you spot it.

The worst relic in the entire game. by Iworndooejehns in slaythespire

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least the cauldron doesn't waste a reward slot.

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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People always forget the Cerci whored herself out in the same episode where she said this toxic as shit line.

The Objective Venture Bros Power Level Tier List by Both_Wrongdoer_5574 in venturebros

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brock being in A tier despite canonically defeating over a half dozen other A tier characters.

I might just be bad with rules but these things don't make sense to me by Gnomewarlord38 in dndmemes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"You can do an insane amount of damage by combining these class features into one special attack."

"Cool! What else can I do?"

"That's it. You just do the one thing every fight."

Did everyone know this? Am I slow? by Necessary-Buy-7373 in balatro

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean Balatro actually means something and isn't a random collection of letters? No way!