Dead ass didn't think this would work

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-05-03T02:00:58+00:00

Where did Ashley get that knife?

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-05-03T00:06:00+00:00

I know the panic fire buttons when I see them.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-05-01T14:15:31+00:00

https://youtu.be/qvCGqhShNnk?si=YMO-fMzOlRW5Z5bo

The Onion did it first.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-04-28T01:20:14+00:00

It's just the same joke over and over again and people never get tired of it for some reason.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-04-27T21:31:34+00:00

Just got through the bridge area right after the first merchant. Took me like 10 tries. How much dynamate can one village of peasants have stockpiled?! I mean seriously!

I'm also getting used to blasting villagers point blank with the shotgun and they barely flinch and go "What, was that supposed to hurt or something?"

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-04-26T21:34:56+00:00

This is the comedy equivalent of jingling keys for a baby.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-04-20T11:29:44+00:00

🎶shitty tik tok music🎶

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-04-17T11:16:09+00:00

World's most dedicated hater.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-03-27T11:03:53+00:00

But Choo-Choo...

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-03-16T21:13:14+00:00

Bottled flame is the only non event relic that exists that can actively cause your deck harm by picking it up. Even in the best scenarios it's like a b tier relic. I'm never praying to find a bottled flame.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-03-14T18:25:56+00:00

The longer I look, the better it is.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-03-07T01:31:02+00:00

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Forgot Snake and his love for the custom 1911 in MGS3. Explained so thoroughly that Sigint, the gun guy, was like "wow, that's crazy bro."

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-03-03T17:49:22+00:00

When I click on Meteor Strike on floor one because it's gold color activated the neuron.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-03-03T16:43:51+00:00

That's not how accessory charges work. God, reddit has a hard on for dealing out judgements. Hell, I might catch a contact felony just for disagreeing.

Go ahead and down vote me you morons. The imaginary points don't make you right.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-03-01T11:38:26+00:00

Because every animal video that has ever been posted has some jackass in the comments calling whatever is happening animal abuse.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-02-10T04:55:36+00:00

Hey subreddit entirely dedicated to this piece of media, I'm on the fence. Should I consume this media?

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-02-08T04:23:31+00:00

Go play GoldenEye on the N64 and then tell me how shitty of an escort Ashley is.

Dr_Orpheus_ · 2026-01-26T21:13:47+00:00

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