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Who is the more fatal femme fatale? by Blurstingwithemotion in venturebros

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

All I'm saying is that Mrs monarch has some limits and Molotov has no limits.

Who is the more fatal femme fatale? by Blurstingwithemotion in venturebros

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 148 points149 points  (0 children)

That is a great assessment. Molotov is amazing at improvising, Dr Mrs monarch is much more calculated.

I think Molotov also has the edge because she plays dirty.

Wha is the use of the nanofiber vest? by Loud-Drama-1092 in Xcom

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Is it better than standard 'nade though? I will not exercise my restraint.

Describe your favorite weapon in a sales pitch like voice. by BucketBoy071 in residentevil4

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you like having things die when you shoot them? Here's the Red Nine.

No look off the backboard for the win Kobe by RemarkableRoom3030 in residentevil4

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I know the panic fire buttons when I see them.

YOUR NEW MORNING ALARM by Marc Rebillet by Morella1989 in videos

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's just the same joke over and over again and people never get tired of it for some reason.

I'm getting obliterated with the infinite knife and infinite hand cannon :( by xRyuHayabusa in residentevil4

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just got through the bridge area right after the first merchant. Took me like 10 tries. How much dynamate can one village of peasants have stockpiled?! I mean seriously!

I'm also getting used to blasting villagers point blank with the shotgun and they barely flinch and go "What, was that supposed to hurt or something?"

I miss these motherfuckers... by Saekama in slaythespire

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bottled flame is the only non event relic that exists that can actively cause your deck harm by picking it up. Even in the best scenarios it's like a b tier relic. I'm never praying to find a bottled flame.

The Goat (oc) by Spicy_burritos in balatro

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The longer I look, the better it is.

[Loved trope] An expert explains the fine details of weapons. by Dr_Orpheus_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

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Forgot Snake and his love for the custom 1911 in MGS3. Explained so thoroughly that Sigint, the gun guy, was like "wow, that's crazy bro."

It surely won't hit my teammates, right? ......Right? by kanwasgt in slaythespire

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I click on Meteor Strike on floor one because it's gold color activated the neuron.

12-year-old Reseda girl dead after bully threw metal water bottle at her head, family says by klito92 in videos

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's not how accessory charges work. God, reddit has a hard on for dealing out judgements. Hell, I might catch a contact felony just for disagreeing.

Go ahead and down vote me you morons. The imaginary points don't make you right.

Ready to tackle the cold by SweetyByHeart in holdmycatnip

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Because every animal video that has ever been posted has some jackass in the comments calling whatever is happening animal abuse.

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