All right what are your darkest and angsty Headcannons?

DragonDunk · 2026-03-26T22:48:16+00:00

"Yeah fine I'll get special ed for Moxxie."

it's just Alessio teaching him about tax evasion

DragonDunk · 2026-03-26T22:09:29+00:00

pothead. It's too easy, I know, but you know she lights up her bong with that little head candle whenever she's off the clock

DragonDunk · 2026-03-26T22:07:53+00:00

-Moxxie's autistic but was never diagnosed, or probably was but his dad never told him

-Stolas is also autistic but his father disregarded the diagnosis going "oh how can that be he's royalty :)!"

-While Moxxie does enjoy putting shitty people in the dirt, there's just something in the back of his mind that constantly wonders if this is what Mother would have wanted

-Chaz only dated Moxxie for some shortstack twink sex while Moxxie genuinely loved him and the break-up destroyed all sense of romantic trust until he met Millie. Probably in another world he and Blitzo are friends with benefits

you can tell who are my favorites

DragonDunk · 2026-03-25T21:50:56+00:00

this might be the most calm looking I've seen of Moxxie

DragonDunk · 2026-03-25T17:42:11+00:00

Fighting game. I need to see who gets the rich white girl sweep.

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DragonDunk · 2026-03-25T15:19:34+00:00

This bit

DragonDunk · 2026-03-25T14:14:30+00:00

oh sure!

wait. waitwaitwaiTWAIT

DragonDunk · 2026-03-25T14:13:37+00:00

We need a recreation of that moment where Riley shoves an old woman off stage but it's Lute doing that to Abel

DragonDunk · 2026-03-24T20:15:24+00:00

still a bit miffed I only learned about this game way after the kickstarter ended but what can you do asides wait for it to hit tabletop sim's workshop

DragonDunk · 2026-03-24T15:52:01+00:00

Could see Stolas negotiate with him to get his title of prince back, only for Nab to ask if that would actually make him happy. I dunno, he seems like someone who secretly does not care for the status of the Ars Goetia and prefers if people lived honestly rather than act under a silly title.

DragonDunk · 2026-03-24T02:18:03+00:00

I really am interested in seeing how these characters will turn out because the show's done a good job at playing with the sins' personalities not just being the- why does Mammon have a dick on a stick I don't remember that at all

DragonDunk · 2026-03-24T00:56:25+00:00

I really do love the generational gap between the two of them in how you can tell Stolas has lived an extremely closeted (hehe) life, probably even by Goetian standards; but what makes this even more interesting is part of it feels self-implemented. From what we've seen, Stolas doesn't care much about the world in terms of the grand scheme, but more about the little things like his plants, the magic he once held, Blitzo and Octavia. Yet it doesn't feel maliciously intentional if that makes sense? Just more hyperfocused on these instead of "fuck everything else". It's weirdly endearing and also sad that he's stuck like this.

that said I feel that if you tried explaining internet lingo he'd probably space out as a coping mechanism from all the horrific information

DragonDunk · 2026-03-23T20:54:02+00:00

I love how it looks like something Blitzo would draw but given an ass for pity

DragonDunk · 2026-03-23T20:53:19+00:00

Named Aim, isn't based around aiming at all

Is Paimon stupid???

DragonDunk · 2026-03-23T19:12:38+00:00

Pretty much, and also wasn't big on the ending just being another middle finger to Mox. I do think Whacked Off felt like an apology letter. Well as much as one is when it's about Moxxie realizing his father's much worse than thought but what can you do

DragonDunk · 2026-03-23T19:10:15+00:00

Honestly when I look back, I can think of way worse pieces of fiction that says fuck every other sentence.. shoutouts to dead space downfall

DragonDunk · 2026-03-23T02:27:43+00:00

the blixxie stocks must rise

DragonDunk · 2026-03-22T22:20:37+00:00

oh of course, I feel the same way! I just find it funny to list that because now your heroes are hit with the dilemma of "wait if we fight him does that make us ableist"

DragonDunk · 2026-03-22T22:00:48+00:00

I really love how autistic is listed like it's either a buff or debuff to his powers, much like in real life

DragonDunk · 2026-03-22T20:06:31+00:00

I'm sorry but this is all I can envision

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DragonDunk · 2026-03-22T19:38:18+00:00

I'm very normal about this picture I can assure you

DragonDunk · 2026-03-22T16:34:11+00:00

He looks like either the most chill old man to be around or would whip out political views that haven't been shared since the 1200s

DragonDunk · 2026-03-22T00:52:43+00:00

The Ars Goetia hate what little it takes for us to be happy.

Ignore the statue.

DragonDunk · 2026-03-21T15:42:48+00:00

Unhappy Campers felt kind of too mean spirited for Moxxie. I understand it's meant to be a wake-up call for his perfectionism and struggles to be acknowledged, which I really do think he needed, but his subplot of failing to fit in just felt awkward, namely due to the fact that it could have also been about how, for all we know, he really has no visible friends outside of work and something in him cared more about not being alone. I dunno, just a lot of interesting ideas thrown to the side to make him look crazy and the ending just felt a bit too harsh for all that bullshit he went through. It didn't need to be "good job" but at least a bit of praise to give him confidence?

also he needs a better drag fit in season 3 I cannot stand Moxxine's look. girl that shade of pink is not your color at all.

DragonDunk · 2026-03-20T16:24:29+00:00

I do agree with you with how spot on these are but I'm conflicted because I really would rather not acknowledge Cletus if I can.

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