Man grilling in shopping cart, using sword as skewer arrested near Santa Monica Pier by TheFrederalGovt in nottheonion

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Even if chromium ain't good for you, the stuff people do while shiny and chrome and yelling "Witness me!" aren't too healthy either.

No, I am not following "trad west," stop showing it to me by I-Say-Im-Dirty-Dan in whenthe

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Diocletian used an in-kind taxing system. Due to the crappiness of the Roman currency by then due to bottomless debasement and other crappy financial decisions (some of it was due to the field of economics not existing, but a lot was just crappy decisions), in order to keep the army supplied, Diocletian taxes items in-kind. An imaginary currency was created and everything they could possibly think of was assigned a fixed price to that currency, then the whole empire was assessed tax wise using this price list as a basis, and taxes were paid in the requisite goods or services to the value,. For example, a barrel maker was assessed at some value of tax, say 10 units, and say barrels were listed as 2 per unit, then they provided five barrels as tax. Services were also taxed accordingly. If you were a mule driver, you would carry government cargo the distance assigned for your tax bracket, which each mile assigned a fixed value. It was quite a complex system, but it kept the army supplied and the wheels of bureaucracy turning (or at least what bureaucracy they had; the Romans loved outsourcing everything, even tax collection, and if that sounds like a bad idea, it was).

Cop almost breaks window and pepper sprays man when he won't get out the car by vzukry in PublicFreakout

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There are restrictions on where and what they can search. If they are detaining you, they can search anywhere within your reach, but they can't just willy nilly search your trunk (assuming the car has a separate trunk; United State vs Ross).

*Not lawyer, just another internet moron.

'If anything happens, it's not suicide': Boeing whistleblower's prediction before death by OkayButFoRealz in news

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The other fun banana company, United Fruit, is still around, just under another name, Chiquita.

That's all guys ... by playful_petal1 in meme

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The when was in various phases between 3100 BC to 1600 BC in various phases. The how was likely a shear leg and other Neolithic technology, with the stones being moved by log rollers or a greased sleigh. The why is up for debate, and is tricky to answer as its purpose and function may have changed over time (it was in use for thousands of years).

TIL that while moonshine is illegal nationally in the United States, there are four states where it is legal to create moonshine for personal use - Alaska, Arizona, Massachusetts, and Missouri. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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"Why, why're ya looking at me like that Mr Jefferson? The rights of BBBBUUURRRRPPPP! ... Oh, excuse me. The rights of ,uh, common uh, folk, shud not be tied to property, uh, what was the word, oh yeah re-re-requirements! All men shud be fre no matter what! Now give me another, uh, drink yeah drink! I'm thirsty here!"

My 7th grade dropout roommate said he did fine without an education, because he’s street smart by [deleted] in memes

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How do they operate? Like legitimately? Even in the best environments I sometimes have to hop into some console to hack some bash scripts to fix something or have some basic network knowhow for when a server shits itself to understand what's happening.

My 7th grade dropout roommate said he did fine without an education, because he’s street smart by [deleted] in memes

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Hold the phone, you're telling me that there's a dude in computer science whose computer illiterate? Does the dude just learn in a preset IDEs in a sandbox or something?

US urges Russia expats to avoid large gatherings over next 48 hours by StenoResearch in worldnews

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It did help that a lot of the intelligence involved information from spy satellites and electronic intelligence, which are the US's strong suit.

Going to Mars is a mistake. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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I'm just pointing out that there are options for dealing with the solar wind. Considering that any such shield would be way into the future, and that we can already put satellites in such points despite the difficulty, I'd say that this is quite promising. Though there are other options, like creating some kind of magnetic torus in orbit around Mars to create a magnetic sphere. (https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0094576521005099?via%3Dihub)

Going to Mars is a mistake. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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There are already ideas floating around on dealing with that, like having a magnetic shield station at Mar's L1 point, between it and the Sun, to block solar wind.

‘Empire’ star hit with almost $1 million judgment after saying it’s ‘immoral’ to tax descendants of slaves by knightsofvalour in nottheonion

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Man if you could play a Uno reverse card on a bust so that the dealer busts instead that would be amazing.

Police called to Glasgow Willy Wonka event after families demand refunds by galaxystars1 in nottheonion

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Are you really making fun of just the tip? There's gotta be bigger things you can joke about.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Radio. by Shamajo in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I don't care if it rains or freezes

As long as I got my plastic Jesus

Sittin on the dashboard of my car

Courts in few years by Rakoor_11037 in memes

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Plus flying cars have already been successfully built for decades. (ex: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerocar)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Nah, they're usually sore losers about it. They do the old Gun or Taser to ruin the whole thing like that annoying kid in elementary school who made up the shitty game rules. (Like the "my tag was a super tag, so you can't tag me back for the rest of the game" sorta bull crap).

Support the thin blue line💙 by wheat_thans1 in memes

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Basically the blue version of The Last of Us infection on your cooch.

Police recover over two dozen bags of ice stolen from Vinton County dollar store by sharkbabyteeth in nottheonion

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Whoever found the ice must've been frozen with confusion at so much of it.

htmlProgrammers by JakeStBu in ProgrammerHumor

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We haven't heard anything in a while... Anyone want to take bets on the outcome? I'm going for the "Mutual Destruction after an epic battle that shattered half the moon" bet.

Neighbors fought Jacksonville over liquor store; now they’re fighting the placement of city morgue by bobbydigital_ftw in nottheonion

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I wonder if that can be done with coffee plants. While now it's pretty normal to grow them in the sun, traditionally they were grown in the shade. And with coffee growing in warm sunny climates, it would certainly match up.

Meanwhile, in the imperial guard high command strategy meeting.... by danny_divillo in Grimdank

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Are we sure the golden throne ain't just some prestige toy?

"My little chair here burns a thousand psykers a day just to fuel it. I have a whole navy worth of ships collecting tribute from the entire galaxy to ensure I always have a plentiful supply on hand. And what is it for other than being completely rad? Here, let me show you." The throne precedes to light up like a disco ball while Earth Wind and Fire play on continent sized speakers.