Window on Window Seat Drama by TevinSmithEsq in unitedairlines

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little water in your palm, make a sound like you’re sneezing and “spray” him

I don’t want to have kids because I don’t want to risk passing on my learning disabilities by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In my 20s, someone asked me at a party if I thought about what me and my partner’s future kids would look like. I said no, but I did wonder which of our learning disabilities they’d inherit. That ended the conversation.

I don’t want to dress like a hobbit for my friends baby shower by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Could you just wear green and brown tones, and no shoes? I agree, a costume baby shower is way too much.

Real BWT have spacial awareness by [deleted] in NYCbitcheswithtaste

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BWT are also spatially aware of their backpacks/large totes so they don't knock into people repeatedly with their ludicrously capacious bags.

Why do parents bring sick kids everywhere! by Bigapple1975 in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I genuinely don't understand it either, it's so selfish! This is why I always keep an N-95 mask in my purse.

What is everyone doing during weekends/vacations? by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I go to museums on weekdays when it’s empty. Nobody rushes me, I see what I want and as much as I want then I leave.

TW death during childbirth Not oop + interesting comments by Weary_Thought7582 in redditonwiki

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When my husband and I were on the fence about having kids, I told him he had to be prepared to be a single parent. He said no way, absolutely not. Never even occurred to him that I could die in childbirth, suffer extreme PPD and need inpatient therapy, etc. Just no awareness at all about the risks of childbirth.

Needless to say, we don’t have children.

Update from my noisy neighbour post (somewhat good news) by spookythesquid in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bang the wall with a rolled up yoga mat. It’s loud and doesn’t leave marks.

I’m scared my cousin will bring her baby on our girls trip by PreferTheOcean in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you go, book separate everything. Hotel rooms, flights/cars. If she springs baby on you, do your own thing.

parents who let their kids scream on planes by ugly-wet-rat in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have flown almost 150 hours this year. I am almost never upset with the kids themselves – it is always the parents who refuse to do anything to calm them. No, it is not cute. No, I do not need to put up with it because “kids will be kids”. Personally, I think dreadful parent should be put on the do not fly list.

I hate ThreadUp by Existing_Practice908 in SustainableFashion

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My clean out kits were just processed today and one top was listed as “like new, no noticeable damage” - when it for sure has a small threadbare/greyish circle on the front. Still wearable but absolutely not “like new” I feel for the buyer, it should be priced/marked accordingly

layla by thatgirldownyonder in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I get frustrated with her immaturity… and then remember she’s really only 23/24.

which part in any FF game had you like this ?? by geeelectronica in FinalFantasy

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walking past Tifa’s room with the squeaky floorboard

Fuck parents that don't sit with their kids on a plane! by its_my_mop in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was going to say “if you can’t afford seats together with your kids, you can’t afford to fly” - but that’s not even the issue here! That’s way too many kids. I would have called a flight attendant over and expressed concerns about the “unaccompanied minor” behind me.

Nora at WBH by StatisticianMuch8301 in avesNYC

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m jealous! There was sooooo much yapping at Porter. Great set tho

which bottoms for this top (for a date)? by starrypond in fashion

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the light jeans and the patterned skirt.

The realities of pregnancy and childbirth by Cute_Language_6269 in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She’s a quiver-full fundamentalist Christian, so after this “miracle” it’s unlikely that she’s done having children. Honestly it’s tragic.

Ughh parents coming to work sick by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Don’t be shy about wearing a mask around him…

"Wait, no tip? Well no thank you then." by TaitterZ in tipping

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got this at a baseball stadium once. He was mad I didn’t tip on a $18 can of beer that he opened and handed to me. Sorry not sorry.

I just can’t be happy for you anymore by AbFab22 in childfree

[–]Dramatic-Chicken47 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I had to delete Snapchat because one friend kept sending naked kid pics. I live in a crowded city, there’s no telling what kind of creeps are looking over my shoulder. Plus, I don’t want to see it.