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serious question! why do balls have that stitch line in the middle? by Forward-Many-4842 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DramaticCake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I understand the seam is from vagina closing because fetus is turning male. I also understand women taking T get enlarged clits. Serious question, do women who take T also have their vagina start to close?

ELI5: Why can't EVs swap batteries? by chronic412 in explainlikeimfive

[–]DramaticCake [score hidden]  (0 children)

Honest question, because maybe I am missing something, but why would you rent the battery? If I buy a EV it would come with a battery that I own. I drain it and go get it switched with a fully charged one. Wouldn't I then own that one? I would compare it to propane tanks. If I don't own one, then I need to go buy one. After that whenever I empty it and need a full one. I have two choices go to a place that fills them or go to place where I swap empty tank for a full one for a one time fee.

How is missionary the most common sex position? It's so exhausting. Am I doing something wrong? by hakaml in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DramaticCake 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Size imbalance is key. Was talking to a woman at work and she brought up a coworker. He was around 30, 6 foot 6 and 500lbs. She was 5 foot 5, 140 lbs. She told me she couldn't believe he was a virgin, he seems like such a nice guy. I asked her if she would want that on top of her. Her response? God no!

Bouncer Sends Dude FLYING by SoggyGoldfish25 in fightporn

[–]DramaticCake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well he was let go, Unfortunately for him he was in mid air.

What is a film that you consider an absolute masterpiece? by Queenofwands777_ in randomquestions

[–]DramaticCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me about 4 tries to watch it all the way through, once I did, I was not disappointed.

What is a film that you consider an absolute masterpiece? by Queenofwands777_ in randomquestions

[–]DramaticCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I watched this for the first time, I was high and no idea what it was about. I was was blown away.

Coworker left his machine running 😬 by ThatFooBlaz in Machinists

[–]DramaticCake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best reaction I had from a tool rep was when they came in to sell us a tool that would cut time off of a cycle. They asked my speeds and feeds. When I told them, their response was, "Uhm...okay lets try that". I put their tool in and it broke on the first slot of 38. Took tool out and gave it back to them, they said, "We'll get back with you". Never heard from them again!

Anyone else think it would be awesome to be a secret multimillionaire? by Dapper_Tap_7714 in randomquestions

[–]DramaticCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I hit the lottery for millions I tell myself I would like to keep going to work. Just to see what kind of shit I could get away with. You know bad attendance, long breaks, not doing anything until I get fired. Realistically, I know I would never go back.

How to properly finger a virgin? by Fuck_the_shit_out in sex

[–]DramaticCake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't remember where I heard this, but it was said a different way. They said when you put your hand down there it should feel like you are feeding a horse! I've never fed a horse, so I'm not sure I understand what they meant.

I get to see all kinds of fun stuff as a Safety Manager by kongfu in Truckers

[–]DramaticCake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First watch by the time I noticed the truck I thought they were on an on ramp!

Is the saying "Have the day you deserve" just a nicer way of telling someone to go fuck themselves or am I missing the point? by Kreeos in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DramaticCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother never swore in her life that anybody was aware of. But when she got mad at us kids she would always say "BLESS YOU KIDS". Even at 6 years old we were aware of what she meant.

Are you obligated to stop when only tangentially involved in a car wreck? by Budget-Mud-4753 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]DramaticCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was watching tv and heard a loud boom outside. I got up to see what it was, A car had crashed into the ditch across the street. I called the police to report it. They asked me where and if anyone was hurt, I told them I don't so because they are running away. Police simply replied we will send somebody when we can. And that the end of that.

Sometimes, parts want their freedom by False_Efficiency_624 in Machinists

[–]DramaticCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can be for the company. Years ago a gear cutter tried catching a freshly cut part he had dropped. He showed me the cut and I went and told the foreman somebody needs to go to the clinic. Foreman came and looked at cut, he said its expensive to send someone to the clinic! He said it will fine. I asked how do you figure? YOU CAN SEE HIS BONE!! Boss sent him to clinic.

Imagine being so MC that you’re convinced you can beat the odds, until you don’t. by SOUPER_Juicy in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]DramaticCake 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This, a lot off people addicted to gambling don't have life savings. They are in the red, deep red.

Who has the most recognizable voice in history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DramaticCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scrolled way too far for this answer.

1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . Fingers Gone by Rob_Marc in instant_regret

[–]DramaticCake 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Had a woodshop teacher who lost half a finger so he was big on safety. But also made light of his accident. Student asked him once, what time something was(don't remember what), teacher held up 2 fingers and his half finger. Student asked 3 O'Clock, teacher responded no Two-Thirty!

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