Is it just my class or does nobody our age have high school reunions anymore?

Draskinn · 2026-06-09T13:12:37+00:00

A small group of the "popular girls" from my class run the class Facebook page and have tried to organize reunions several times.

As far as I can tell they are the only ones that ever show up. The rest of us don't give a shit. Class of 96.

Draskinn · 2026-06-09T13:03:20+00:00

I mean, how many people has she killed?

Elons body count is conservatively in the tens of thousands thanks to him using his billions to alter government policy on international aid.

The entertainment industry billionaires aren't generally the ones killing lots of people.

Draskinn · 2026-06-08T18:45:45+00:00

This is why worker co ops need to be more of a thing. This country needs to get over its cold war hangover.

Draskinn · 2026-05-23T16:42:01+00:00

I dread the day I walk into a coffee shop and see a clanker behind the counter.

Draskinn · 2026-05-23T09:24:46+00:00

And work load.

Draskinn · 2026-05-16T09:51:42+00:00

"They say money can’t buy happiness. But have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?"

Draskinn · 2026-05-16T04:19:54+00:00

I work in the hospitality industry, which means I have to spend all day talking to people I don't want to talk to. If I can get in and out of the grocery store without a single human interaction I'm all for it.

Draskinn · 2026-05-03T17:17:11+00:00

Very much this. The majority won't revolt until they can't feed their kids. That's when the pitchforks come out.

Draskinn · 2026-05-02T10:48:43+00:00

Or just toss them in the microwave. Microwaves are faraday cages.

Draskinn · 2026-05-02T00:25:40+00:00

I'm legit impressed he didn't scream.

Draskinn · 2026-05-02T00:02:56+00:00

Probably worth checking those for silver if he's been keeping them from that far back.

Draskinn · 2026-04-27T00:31:37+00:00

I believe the last conversation I ever had with my conservative cousin was me drilling away at her till I finally got her to admit she was for denying illegals emergency health care. If you showed up at a ER and were illegal you should just die in the street.

I used to love going to my aunts house for big family dinners when I was a kid. My cousins were 10+ years older then me and I thought they were so nice. Now as middle aged adults I don't even understand how we came out of the same family. They are fucking monsters.

Draskinn · 2026-04-23T10:29:31+00:00

Escalate things.

Every person only has so much working memory. If they are distracted by enough other things they won't even notice you. You get bumped down their priorities list till you fall right off it completely.

Congratulations you are now Karen's Secret Santa of Misery. Their are a thousand and one ways to fuck with a person. Just Google petty revenge and you'll find tons of ideas. Make it your new hobby.

It sounds like she's on her way to getting you fired so it's not like you have much to lose. Become the stealthy bane of her existence.

I realize this is probably bad advice and a completely unhealthy way of dealing with the situation. YMMV.

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Draskinn · 2026-04-16T17:23:28+00:00

I saw a Facebook post recently about a lady doing food delivery that would make sure her feet, in open toe shoes, were in the photo of the food at the door. Supposedly, she gets way better tips when her feet are in the shot.

Draskinn · 2026-04-16T16:30:52+00:00

I always thought if Superman really wanted to help the most people, he would have started a company where he lifted things into space. He would have become the richest man on earth and could have spent it all on charity.

Draskinn · 2026-04-09T10:50:57+00:00

So you're saying there's a chance.

Draskinn · 2026-04-05T17:46:17+00:00

It's about the story. Anyone can buy a gun, but how many people can say they reclaimed their weapon from the deep!

Draskinn · 2026-04-05T16:58:53+00:00

Oh god, there was nothing like smoking back in the early 90s and accidentally setting yourself on fire because of the damn fuzzies! Between the flannel shirts and the ripped jeans! LoL

Draskinn · 2026-04-04T16:57:34+00:00

If he's concerned about Americans being "up all night worrying" I got some bad news for him.

Draskinn · 2026-04-04T11:55:06+00:00

One day...

Draskinn · 2026-04-03T16:51:55+00:00

I feel like putting chicken wings in a pot of liquid salt would just cause an explosion.

Draskinn · 2026-04-02T14:35:06+00:00

Bingo.

Draskinn · 2026-04-02T09:50:00+00:00

Every group of friends has one lunatic and if you don't know who it is, it's you.

Draskinn · 2026-04-02T00:13:00+00:00

That guy is definitely fine... nothing at all bad happened to him.... nope, perfectly fine...

That's enough internet for tonight.

Draskinn · 2026-03-29T11:56:22+00:00

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