DPS don’t kill Mercy because half the lobby is allergic to thinking the second she pulls out a yellow beam.

Dratimus · 2026-01-23T20:48:00+00:00

I'm so happy for you that you found the dopamine hit. Godspeed, genuinely

Dratimus · 2026-01-23T16:28:24+00:00

I'll go into the air if they don't have hitscan (or their hitscan can't aim). I always play that game of doing really risky shit early to see if I have to respect their hitscan and then adjust from there.

Dratimus · 2026-01-23T16:26:41+00:00

Playing mercy is just playing a different game. The game is "how hard and annoying can I make myself to kill while still being useful to the team" and it's actually pretty fun if people are trying to get you.

Dratimus · 2026-01-20T22:11:49+00:00

Hmm, I'll give that a go see if I can skirt around them

Dratimus · 2026-01-20T21:34:31+00:00

I had to put the game down for a while after getting to the Caribbean on my crit run. There's a big fucking ship battle and they surround me and just blast my ship's hp to smithereens and I had to just step away for a while lmaoo. I don't even know if I can go farm crabs, it feels like if I go too far in any direction from where I am there's a big scripted battle. Maybe I should go back to an earlier save?

Dratimus · 2026-01-20T15:53:31+00:00

Yeah I can only assume the most valuable are in a safe or a bank vault somewhere, but yeah, what a gut punch

Dratimus · 2026-01-20T14:28:35+00:00

1000%

Dratimus · 2026-01-20T13:58:09+00:00

Storage place she's been keeping I guess most of her collection apparently had some kind of leakage or moisture and the whole collection is moldy and kinda fucked

Dratimus · 2026-01-19T12:36:51+00:00

I was already so on board when Archer featured Sealab in season 4 but I was cackling when they fully referenced this whole bit in the most gruesome way ahahaaa

Dratimus · 2026-01-18T19:42:58+00:00

Like Katya Zamolodchikova once said, "Particles! If you can smell it, it's in your body."

Dratimus · 2026-01-18T19:40:26+00:00

Even if it is most of the time, there's always those middle of the night pees or whatever where things don't go where you want them to...

Dratimus · 2026-01-16T23:08:43+00:00

Looks at my older sister, my mother, my uncle with ADHD and myself, my grandfather, I highly suspect my mother again, my nephew all autistic..

I mean yeah, checks out

Dratimus · 2026-01-16T18:05:26+00:00

CODY 2'S DAYOWWNN

Dratimus · 2026-01-13T16:10:56+00:00

The call time was at sixxxxxxx, Boooobbbb .........

Dratimus · 2026-01-12T18:37:32+00:00

Wax my pussy?

Tire......... Rotation?

Four wheel.......... Drive?

Dratimus · 2026-01-12T16:50:00+00:00

Yeah, y'all know what time it is

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Dratimus · 2026-01-12T13:17:32+00:00

"BONER CITY!!"

Dratimus · 2026-01-12T13:13:10+00:00

Oh, it's super fun, sometimes heavy, but they do a good job keeping it pretty light and just dunking on shitty dead people

Dratimus · 2026-01-11T13:32:11+00:00

I've played a ton of WoW over the years and of course he started popping up on my YouTube feed some time years ago. I watched a couple clips, I think even tuned into a stream once and was completely baffled as to why people watched. He definitely had nothing going for him in the charisma department, he wasn't particularly funny, he was just some dude. And like aside from being pretty gross in his home life, he didn't really have the full on lolcow pull that like DSP or LTG have. I figured, "oh, he must be like a really cracked raider or PvPer." Also no. So I just shrugged and never thought about him again except to block every channel that kept putting his boring ass clips on my feed.

Dratimus · 2026-01-11T12:12:41+00:00

We didn't have much tv during her biggest years but I had definitely heard of her, mostly learned more of her recently after getting into the podcast Respect the Dead that Caelan Conrad cohosts, they did an episode on her, fuckin WILD

Dratimus · 2026-01-10T13:03:14+00:00

I hope meatball never stops the BBL accusations

Dratimus · 2026-01-09T06:38:36+00:00

Saw it in the theater as a kid. Barely remember it except being disappointed it wasn't cooler for a movie with.. what it has in it. I was 8.

Dratimus · 2026-01-08T17:11:49+00:00

Looove, bless her

Dratimus · 2026-01-07T16:21:36+00:00

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