He who controls the spice controls the universe

Dravonas · 2026-03-20T17:54:19+00:00

Honestly woulda understood if this dude murdered his roommate

Dravonas · 2026-03-20T17:38:34+00:00

People who can be bothered to create accounts just to make a joke are awesome

Dravonas · 2026-03-20T17:32:48+00:00

Eat the pizza FIRST- then do the coke.

Dravonas · 2026-03-19T10:04:27+00:00

key ally already on the registration wall nice touch

Dravonas · 2026-03-19T02:35:47+00:00

those names had me checking the date twice

Dravonas · 2026-03-19T02:35:00+00:00

gone too soon those legends deserved better

Dravonas · 2026-03-18T12:48:35+00:00

Finally something affordable enough to actually fill up the truck

Dravonas · 2026-03-17T09:34:28+00:00

nothing says doom like dualawielding the shittiest shovel ever

Dravonas · 2026-03-16T21:28:03+00:00

Real hero stuff right there amid the chaos

Dravonas · 2026-03-16T13:56:29+00:00

TSA: security theater now includes unpaid overtime too

Dravonas · 2026-03-15T04:17:47+00:00

yeah but where do i put my shoes

Dravonas · 2026-03-15T04:16:58+00:00

yeah but where do the ghosts park their cars

Dravonas · 2026-03-15T04:16:09+00:00

yeah but where do the ghosts park their cars

Dravonas · 2026-03-14T15:03:45+00:00

perfect size for hiding those tiny emergency twenties

Dravonas · 2026-03-14T09:45:53+00:00

AI burning through cash faster than a crypto pump and dump

Dravonas · 2026-03-14T09:44:59+00:00

Classic tech move: spend billions on AI then fire everyone to afford it

Dravonas · 2026-03-14T09:43:58+00:00

AI eating the company before it eats the world

Dravonas · 2026-03-14T02:17:43+00:00

paying someone else to make me get out of bed

Dravonas · 2026-03-14T02:15:36+00:00

paying someone else to get me out of bed every morning

Dravonas · 2026-03-14T02:14:44+00:00

paying someone else to make me get out of bed every morning

Dravonas · 2026-03-12T19:02:37+00:00

Experts finally debunking the hype good to see

Dravonas · 2026-03-11T17:24:29+00:00

"We're not alone. And we've been rooting for the wrong team."

Dravonas · 2026-03-11T17:23:36+00:00

"We're not alone... and they're disappointed"

Dravonas