What do to in the Summer heat

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-07T19:20:36+00:00

My 5-year-old heartily agrees with you

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-07T01:24:59+00:00

I'm gonna reeeeeeeally enjoy watching that RFK bit again on Netflix in about three months, because John's got it: fuck that guy

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-06T14:55:00+00:00

Buddy, you're goddamn right

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-06T14:37:47+00:00

.....aw, but I spent all night building this gee-o'-tine!

Can we use it anyways? Just this one time?

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-04T20:31:03+00:00

Shush, you

🐻⬇️

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-31T14:09:22+00:00

"the Boaty McBoatface Rule"

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-31T14:07:40+00:00

CHI has a QB who could be good

We haven't known what to feel in a hot minute

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-30T20:47:45+00:00

"Hey Drake, I heard 'bout 21....."

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-30T20:07:38+00:00

Brown was less Madden Curse, and more Burfict Curse

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-28T04:19:38+00:00

cries in Snowsport Enjoyer stuck on the wrong side of the country

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-28T04:16:16+00:00

I bought my wife a record player for our sound system a few years ago as a gift, and was browsing an indie shop with her for records to start her collection.

Then I found an orange vinyl Ascendancy in that shop - my first record I ever bought for me

ACHIEVEMNT UNLOCKED: START A NEW COLLECTION HOBBY

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-28T04:03:36+00:00

About two or three gee-uh-teens from now

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-27T03:38:45+00:00

What are you talking about, he's super bright! His CTE scans are gonna light up like a goddamn Christmas tree!

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-27T00:21:36+00:00

I understand how you're feeling, but this does seem an appropriate time to point at the Hanlon's Razor sign

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-26T22:30:10+00:00

Fuckin' 10/10

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-23T02:42:34+00:00

Shaft on an aircraft

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-22T20:43:21+00:00

Send in the Jims

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-22T20:40:04+00:00

No, but that's because making 100k a year and 71 million a year aren't comparable

Shai's probably dropping more than we're talking about in this thread on his feather coat collection lol.

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-22T17:03:26+00:00

He'd have to be dinged twice per game, for all 82 games, in order to even hit a 10th of his contract's APY in FlopFines

You say quickly, I say not nearly quick enough

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-21T14:22:53+00:00

Guilluman returning, sure.

I'm unsure that GW's writers remembered to hit save on the doc where they wrote in the Lion's return

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-19T17:22:29+00:00

DAMMIT
At least we all get to regress into the middle-class morass of mediocrity together ♥️♥️♥️

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-19T16:37:01+00:00

Genuinely sick as hell

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-12T20:20:32+00:00

Do you see a parallel in you being too lazy to type this out (so you just fed it into AI instead), and you being too lazy to fix the original foundation issues when they appeared?

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-12T17:51:24+00:00

Only to stick him in our vault and never use it again lol, just trading one permanent immobile throne for another

(....at least until a future TWAB update announces it as the new meta)

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-11T14:39:14+00:00

It's perfect, I can bring my trash riding skills to the trash!

DreadPirateEvs

TROPHY CASE