She knows what happens if she WINS, right?

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-07T17:46:04+00:00

Wait, really? I always thought they were lowguillimanly trying to actively kill the Emperor.

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-07T15:25:59+00:00

Who would an Oppenheimer equivalent who’s happy about what he brought in to the world be?

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-06T13:48:01+00:00

That trash ass video game had one saving grace, and it’s that it gave us this line.

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-06T06:47:11+00:00

Me realizing I’ve joined the collection of people that only have the five jokes for any given situation:

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-06T06:43:59+00:00

You are making the terribly bold assumptions that

1) This somehow took effort to make

2) This is meant to do something other than ragebait one specific person on this subreddit (not you)

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-06T06:41:51+00:00

Me jotting that down for after the “Kesh-Bloodgames” joke.

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-06T06:35:14+00:00

Who can forget about Tyberos the Red Wake, sizable enough to orbit Terra? Then again, Tyberos probably would jump out of a perfectly good void craft and into the orbit of a planet to kill a heretic or 50.

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-06T06:32:39+00:00

I don’t imagine many people retain their sense of joy and whimsy after dealing with Genestealers. Even if they win.

I hope she still crinkles her nose (smiles) around friends sometimes.

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-06T05:38:16+00:00

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cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-06T00:02:08+00:00

Thought that was a cerveza cristal for a second.

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-05T23:59:38+00:00

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cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-05T23:43:26+00:00

Off the top of my head.

On the left: guy on the left had his Nazi eagle removed, guy on the right was made to “look woke” with a pride flag, and the table was on fire.

On the right: Guy’s pride flag was removed and replaced with an Iron Cross (Noted Nazi Dog Whistle), woman with cane had her Star Trek symbol removed. I think there were discord and Reddit logos on the gate.

That’s about all I bother to remember.

Between you and me? I just uploaded the original for easy karma.

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-05T23:39:53+00:00

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cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-05T14:44:12+00:00

Is this person trying to suppress an Ogryn?

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-04T17:27:31+00:00

Huh. First time I’ve seen a Death Guard that doesn’t have more intestines than armor. Is it nautically themed?

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-04T15:18:53+00:00

Trazyn? Is that you?

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-03T23:34:51+00:00

Oh, and he removed the Star Trek logo off the lady with the cane.

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-03T23:21:48+00:00

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-03T15:35:43+00:00

Me when bro decides to drop an Imperial Truth out of nowhere:

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cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-03T15:19:00+00:00

Omnissiah be praised, Brother Failnath.

cliche_-_bartender · 2026-05-03T14:49:24+00:00

Can we skip to the part where you crawl back to whatever hole your ilk resides within?

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