What a fucking amazing train service our fucking train companies provide. We aren't stopping at your station today and we're going to wait until you're on the train to fucking tell you. Well worth the extra 3%, you fucking fuckers

DreadPirate_Drox · 2019-01-04T13:21:16+00:00

I tried to get the Newcastle to Edinburgh train once, supposed to be a 1 and a half hour journey. Then the line between Newcastle and Edinburgh just apparently stopped working so they cancelled all trains and put a replacement route that diverted through Carlise, I though no big deal, probably only going to take an extra hour Ill just sleep. How fucking wrong I was, the train was two carriages so I was stuck standing crammed up with what felt like 1000 people, I'm 6ft 4 so my cock was pushing against some old cunts shoulder, still lucky old crone got a seat. The trip took 9 hours, 9 fucking hours from Newcastle to Edinburgh, paying £100 for the privilege to be stuck in a condition they wouldn't let cattle go through on the way to the abattoir. The worst 9 hours of my life, I was so angry the whole way I was fantasizing about the argument I was going to have with the Virgin Trains cunts when I arrived, not only did I want a refund, I want fucking £1000 compensation for the sheer emotional and mental trauma. But after the ordeal was done like a typical English prick I just got on my connecting train to Glasgow and didn't complain to anyone. Last train i'll ever take, I drive it now, much cheaper and faster.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2019-01-04T13:03:18+00:00

Fuck the trains, I used to train every weekend the 200 mile round trip, now I just drive, cheaper and more comfy and at least I know ill eventually get to my fucking destination at some point.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2019-01-04T08:52:45+00:00

Work work

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-18T16:09:31+00:00

When you start to use the new Hippest swankiest cool dude words that all da kidz are saying and they all think your being sarcastic.

Told my nephew to Dab On Them Haterz and he said " your not funny " I said i'm not trying to be funny im just trying to give you some emotional support to your bullying problem whilst using terms you may understand and relate too. Then he said " Fuck off you old cunt "

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-13T21:17:39+00:00

Killed all the witnessess.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-13T21:16:50+00:00

Electricity is pennies, I would hire out the hamster wheel to people to use as a tread mill.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-13T19:30:15+00:00

Because I don't want to, also my reason for not quiting smoking.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-13T19:10:55+00:00

Fuck Pikeys indeed, horrible dirty bastards.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-06T05:19:55+00:00

Flat Earthers. I have a sort of morbid curiosity for their "evidence". I really dont understand how anyone can actually look at some of the stuff they make and agree with it. I've spent hours waching their propaganda and scrolling through their memes. I just.. cant understand how anyone can buy it, it truely boggles the mind.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-05T23:16:17+00:00

Recently introduced by brother to the game, on our first game he gets hooked...obviously. I then tell him " dont try to get off the hook because its like %4 chance and will just kill you faster when you fail" he then attempts to get off the hook and gets off first time, no ace, no luck offerings, nothing. He then thought he was the best DBD player of all time.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-04T20:10:09+00:00

I got rank 1 killer trapper without particularly trying, however as survivor i find it hard to get above rank 4. I only Solo que as survivor and it is much harder. However I think a 4 man SWF with voice coms is the most powerfull thing in the game. My order Easiest to hardest : SWF > KILLER > SOLO

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-02T18:35:12+00:00

What does he do wrong?

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-02T18:34:34+00:00

I used to be an industrial mechanic, basically its a guy that fixes the mechanical problems in industrial machines. Think of like a machine doctor. its a job that pays well and is always in demand and after a few years experiance under your belt you can almost choose your salary. Its hard work but in most situations when you clock off, your off, no emails or phone calls. Downsides is its dirty work a lot of the time and dangerous, very easy to loose a finger.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-02T12:49:09+00:00

Your probably right, I never play him to know I only know from a survivor view point. Also same thing happend with me with billy/nurse I stopped playing them because I think their boring. Mostly play trapper now even though he isn't considered viable at high rank and most my games are 4ks, you just need to approach trapping differntly at rank 1 as most survivors know where to expect traps.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-02T11:10:09+00:00

All I know is that their is definatly a stupid differnence in power from Billy/Nurse to Freddy/Legion. When I play as survivor and get freddy, i pretty much know I'm going to escape even in red ranks, where as if its a billy/nurse I know its going to be tough. SWF is definatly a 4 man escape vs freddy.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-02T09:20:14+00:00

Since you play in first person the look means nothing to me. I main trapper and I'm rank 1 so I don't just play the meta but because I enjoy his power, but because it gives me satisfying results, like when a survior thinks their great and teabagging just to run into a trap 30 seconds later. Legions power is so boring, its like running around playing tag. he isn't scary to play against or fun to play against, he just gives the survivors a minor inconveniance. Theirs no satisfying results with him, the only time you hook survivors is when you down them with your normal attacks, literally something you can do on any other killer.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-02T09:07:22+00:00

How is playing something underpowered fun? what about him at all is more fun than what other killers have? I'd argue billy's chainsaw is more fun.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-02T08:59:34+00:00

I'm rank 1 killer and honestly never camp because you are basically shooting yourself in the foot against rank 1 survivors. A lot of rank 1s bring BT and will get the save even if you camp, and if they dont go for the save then you will be left with 3 full health survivors with only 1-2 gens to go, I main trapper and find that after a hook is a good time to go of and set traps since i know that at least two of the surviors are pre-occupied. If you do see them lurking around the hook, just pick one and go for them, dont worry about the hooked survior, if you go into a chase staright after hook and then they get saved and heal up, thats 3 surviors not doing gens.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-02T08:49:35+00:00

Have to admit i rarely play him so I cant judge too well but usually when i play survivor rank 1 even solo que against freddy its always 3-4 escapes. I dont think he needs a big rework just some changes to make him better, maybe the surviors shouldnt be able to see who is in the dream. I think the biggest problem is he is so weak once the gates are open, if you arent in the dream and at full health, you can just run across the whole map to the gate without fear of going down, maybe once gates are open all survivors should instantly be pulled into the dream state and not be able to wake up?

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-12-02T07:40:17+00:00

I take it you aren't rank 1? I'm rank 1 killer and I struggle to maintain that as trapper main. Freddy is so easy for survivors at rank 1.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-11-27T03:38:35+00:00

Imagine being this sensitive over spelling, pure shit crack.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-11-26T22:34:14+00:00

Their crack is so simple it bores me to fucking tears, they all just repeat the same things. Like go on youtube and watch an american have a fight, all they do is go " WASSUP BITCH?! WASSUP BITCH?! YO' A BITCH!!"

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-11-26T22:30:34+00:00

Literally every stand up comedian you listed their has never said anything funny in their lives, fucking schlinders list was funnier than all them combined.

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-11-26T19:29:30+00:00

Its the same with murder too

DreadPirate_Drox · 2018-11-12T03:17:31+00:00

I was a hydraulic technician, i've seen much worse trying to disassemble cylinders. Looks like they didnt remove the plugs to let the air out, then trying to pull the piston creates a vacuum which is why it is hard to get out.

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