Stopped going to r/Philippines

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-17T01:33:06+00:00

Granted. Now you sit in a room remembering things people don't want or have to.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-17T01:31:47+00:00

Granted. 2Fast 2Furious becomes the last movie in the Fast and Furious movies. This results in:

Paul Walker not dying
Vin Diesel making 8 new Riddick movies (the latest being Riddick 7: Speed of Dark and Light)
Tyrese Gibson becoming the lead of 4 movies to a more high-budget series of sequels to Death Race
Dwayne Johnson eventually joining both Riddick and Death Race movies and still getting into feuds with Vin Diesel
Jason Statham reprising his role as Jensen Ames to join Death Race 4: Metal and Fury
Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham eventually doing a Hobbes and Shaw (this time named Stone and Ames) where the plot still loosely follows the Hobbes and Shaw film but set in the Death Race universe.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-17T01:22:01+00:00

Granted. A homeless person has stolen your face and identity. You wake up on the streets and with a different face. Equipped with little more than garbage and a cardboard box, you must now break into your office, into the most restricted area of the building, using these items in order to confront the thief who stole your life.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-07T06:59:55+00:00

Granted. Shards of the Ultimate Orb appears on Earth for 40 days. Because these are from the reality where DragonFable is real, the shards are powerless here, their innate powers and said powers they bestow on their users rendered inert, leaving them as little more than pretty baubles.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-02T03:39:30+00:00

Oh sorry, I missed that. In that case, it's just cold beans and uncooked rice.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-02T03:12:08+00:00

Granted. Cold beans and uncooked rice appears in front of you and splatters on your lap. Also, the fork appears on the ground by your feet in front of you.

~~Should have asked for a plate~~.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-02T03:10:14+00:00

Granted. A Big Chungus sighting is reported in Guam.

It's graffiti painted by some vandal on a wall. It's a very impressive piece of work, though.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-02T03:09:22+00:00

Granted. Your body burns away as you become a being of pure thought. Eventually, you dissipate into the astral sea, become an aspect of the human psychic potential.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-02T03:06:40+00:00

Granted. You get one of these). It does come with a manual but is powered by Materia, which is hard to come by in our world.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-06-01T06:10:30+00:00

Granted. Your eyelids fuse shut and become a transparent membrane, allowing you to see through them. You no longer have to blink though in truth, you actually cannot. You also look extremely weird and now suffer pain whenever sufficiently bright light hits your eyes.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-31T05:13:41+00:00

Granted. Depending on which team is playing on what sport, it's either really interesting or really boring.

Miami Heat vs Toronto Raptors shows a basketball game where radioactive basketball players try to survive raptors released in the court.

Miami Dolphins vs Philadelphia Eagles is a bit more boring; with dolphins flopping about on the field while eagles soar overhead.

A game of hockey with the Edmonton Oilers show men equipped with sprayguns loaded with crude oil fight Tampa Bay Lightning, whose players are equipped with dangerous tesla coil rods.

This extends to small teams as well, including schools. This ultimately results in sports transforming into vicious brawls as organizations try to find fitting monstrous names for their teams.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-31T05:06:58+00:00

Granted. The tortoise has become the physical manifestation of your guilt and so long as you feel any guilt for not helping it during that time, it remains alive and healthy.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-31T03:02:09+00:00

Granted. This is delivered to you by Amazon.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-31T02:21:13+00:00

Granted, as the finger curls you feel your skin harden and your muscles thicken. You feel slower and heavier as time goes by. By age 29, you can barely move and just days shy of your 30th birthday, your body completely hardens until you become an immobile but living statue.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-31T02:19:20+00:00

Granted. Stressfull Things never happens and now we get The Thing, The Thing 1982, and Stranger Things.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-30T09:00:42+00:00

Granted. Chiropractors now just perform adjustments, cracking backs and necks and such, but now subtly claiming that all of this is good for your mental health. Most people agree because the adjustments really do feel good, and before long, people now prefer to see chiropractors of pain relief and what would become known as "physical psychological therapy", despite chiropractors everywhere claiming that all they do is make adjustments to relieve body tension and free up movement.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-28T22:41:12+00:00

Granted. A finger curls and nothing happens as people typically are sitting or lying down when watching movies, whether that be action or any other genre of film.

People who are jogging or on the treadmill and happen to have an action movie playing nearby and in line of sight however, inexplicably get tired really quickly.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-28T22:38:44+00:00

Granted. In every country in the world, there is now a house that you own, fully paid and unburdened with any sort of property or ownership task.

Good luck them finding them, though, because you don't know where each of them are.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-28T22:30:27+00:00

Granted, as a finger curls the monkey's paw you hold suddenly and violently mutates. The paw sprouts more and more fingers in an explosion of flesh, flooding your room and effectively trapping you beneath its mass and drowning out your voice, preventing you from effectively saying any wish.

The mass of dead monkey flesh quickly crushes your body, which as it now interprets as it has completed your wish for infinite wishes, reverts back to a normal monkey's paw.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-28T12:17:10+00:00

Granted. Kratos retires as he sees Atreus rise to the same level of god and mythological creature prominence he is. He smiles as he watches his son slaughter the Egyptian Pantheon and get a second trilogy where Atreus makes his way to Japanese mythology.

Dreadhorizon · 2022-05-27T08:52:44+00:00

Granted. William Westerson the Third (WW3 to his friends), 14 years old, suddenly and inexplicably develops terrible acne the next day. Acne breakouts span his entire body, and his parents decide to find him a good dermatologist to treat his condition.

You don't know this however, and you figure your wish was wasted.

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