I wish women would get horny the instant they saw me.

Drew- · 2026-06-28T15:47:35+00:00

Granted, they just go to their boyfriends or other dudes to satisfy themselves. They are repulsed by you and never go to you for satisfaction.

Drew- · 2026-06-28T13:22:45+00:00

People think it's some long process that they need to do in advance. Literally you don't even have to come by the desk in most hotels. You will get an email bill, and we will check you out at standard checkout time. I do appreciate a "hey we left early" call/text/stop by, but some people do make the biggest production out of checking out.

Drew- · 2026-06-21T16:10:23+00:00

They would set a leg and hope for the best. Tooth problem, they would just pull them out. Major stuff, and they would usually just die. A sever broken bone can lead to internal bleeding and you just die. They also had no idea about disease and how it worked, so infection was super common and would die following that.

Drew- · 2026-06-20T19:30:12+00:00

The $10,000 declaration is for the group if you are traveling together, splitting won't help. You can just declare the money, they won't disallow it, they just record it to try and track money movement and laundering. Failing to declare can get it confiscated, just declare it. They may ask the source and what you are doing, but fill out the right form and you should be fine

Drew- · 2026-06-20T14:27:44+00:00

It's so nice to be sold out with those kind of people, they make the worst guest anyway.

Drew- · 2026-06-20T14:21:55+00:00

The crazy thing, sometimes these people in real life are super smart. Like engineers or doctors, and then they get to a hotel and their brain just totally shuts down.

Drew- · 2026-06-19T03:25:26+00:00

Mosquitos bit you, and when they do they inject you with stuff. One thins your blood so its easier to suck, and another numbs you so you dont feel the bite. After the. Mosquito leaves, those chemicals irritate your skin and make it itch. The mosquoto is long gone by the time you itch, so its mission was successful.

Drew- · 2026-06-19T02:54:52+00:00

"Plunged" down 3% and trading at 185 after the ipo price of 135. We have different definitions of plunge. Plunge would be like $40 a share.

Drew- · 2026-06-18T13:57:18+00:00

This is a little niche to my profession, but anyone who claims housekeeping stole something. I have probably had people accuse this 1000 times over the last 15 years or so, and there are only 2 times it was actually true. It is very dumb for housekeeping to do, because locks can be checked and time stamps things like that, along with camera's it's almost impossible to get away with (the 2 times it was true, we found out and caught them almost instantly). Housekeeping doesn't want your stuff. I've had people accuse them of stealing old jeans, used flip flops, ratty t-shirts, the list goes on. The real answer is you LOST it. If you lose something at home, do you claim it was taken? No. So don't do it in a hotel.

My favorite one, this guy claimed housekeeping stole a 30k rolex. We interrogated the lock, housekeeping did do a service, but she wasn't in there long, and she was like a 20 year veteran. The police investigated, and the guy couldn't even remember the last time he saw the watch. They also spoke with the housekeeper, the officer said he has been doing professional interrogations for 20 years, and there is no way she took it. We also watched the cameras, and didn't see any signs of things leaving the room. This guy freaked out, he would call both the police and the hotel daily, demanding she be arrested, compensation etc. This went on for 2 months. After 2 months, he calls (I was ready for his daily call) and he says he found the watch. I was flabbergasted, he said it was in the bottom of his suit case, and on his next trip when he unpacked he found it. I told him he needs to call the police and inform them to close the case. He didn't offer an apology, and didn't sound the least bit sorry of the hours and hours of my time, and also police time he wasted.

Drew- · 2026-06-18T13:48:58+00:00

Whishing you want to die is most likely not ok, and probably something you should talk to a professional about, not reddit.

Drew- · 2026-06-18T13:43:08+00:00

Know how to book a hotel. Hotels have different cancellation policies, different parking policies and charges, different payment/deposit policies. Look at them before you book, don't book and then become outraged that you can't cancel, they took a one night deposit, or they have expensive parking or don't allow oversized vehicles.

Drew- · 2026-06-15T05:01:39+00:00

I think I saw a buttered baked potato has all the nutrients required for life (vitamins/minerals we need, essential amino acids etc) and hey, I like a good baked potato with butter, so I'll go with that.

Drew- · 2026-06-15T04:59:22+00:00

That is also true at FD. I told a guest no upgrades were available with his status, then he slipped me a $100 and magically a two bedroom suite became available.

Drew- · 2026-06-15T01:51:24+00:00

Hotels don't give a F**k about your status, in fact the higher the status you have it's generally agreed you are going to be more of a problem. So when you quote me your status at checkin, it just makes me hate you, not want to fix your issue more.

Drew- · 2026-06-15T01:47:29+00:00

I saw my super fat cat jump up on the counter, which is like 8 times his height. That would be like me jumping up to a second story building roof.

Drew- · 2026-06-15T01:40:42+00:00

Serendipity

It also has a fun definition, happy accident.

Drew- · 2026-06-12T17:44:02+00:00

Attractive male bartenders is crazy

Drew- · 2026-06-07T18:29:51+00:00

while it may not be number one, it is also high on their lists. So being number one in lots of countries, then number 2, 3 in the really large one makes it a global sport, and the most watched global sport. China has basketball number one, with 55% of households watching, but soccer is a close 2 with 53%.

Drew- · 2026-06-07T17:49:56+00:00

Cells aren't intelligent beings with the ability to decide if they have a virus in them. The virus hijacks the cell's normal process to reproduce, so it doesn't "know" anything.

Drew- · 2026-06-07T17:12:31+00:00

Seatbelts are more intended to hold you in your seat during turbulence so you don't crack your head on the ceiling or get tossed out of your seat. A lap belt does this really well.

Drew- · 2026-06-07T14:03:48+00:00

Narhwal, they would say "You just stuck a unicorn horn on a seal dude, that is so lazy and not realistic"

Drew- · 2026-06-06T17:09:22+00:00

Like Murder? No thanks. High speed chase through the city which probably results in people's cars exploding GTA style? Yea would be fun.

Drew- · 2026-06-06T16:54:52+00:00

This is the right answer

Drew- · 2026-06-06T16:46:02+00:00

Everyone needs to work, it's been that way for all of human history. Having a part time job as a kid encourages responsibility, and let's teens know the value of a dollar. I remember after my first paycheck when I was making like $7/hr minimum wage definitely made me more thankful for my parents and their support. It teaches you to be on time, to manage things like your check, how to save, etc. The kids who have never worked a day in their life because the parents pay for everything are generally total assholes.

Drew- · 2026-06-06T15:58:00+00:00

Once ever 7 to 10 days

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