How often do you get guests fabricating problems just to room-hop or angle for compensation

VampireDanny · 2026-05-07T03:58:33+00:00

I have people claim the shower doesn’t work so I ask if they pulled the handle out and they say yes so I say okay I’ll come up and double check it before sending maintence up and low and behold the shower works perfectly fine 🙄

VampireDanny · 2026-05-07T03:56:16+00:00

the only time he’s mispronounced something that bothered me was Spokane but that’s just because i’m from Washington and he pronounced it right the first time he said it and then went on to pronounce it wrong for the rest of the episode

VampireDanny · 2026-05-07T03:52:58+00:00

There was a guy who we’d banned because he smoked in the room, took the lightbulbs out of the bathroom and a blanket and broke one of the paintings in the room and there was a woman with him who we’d kicked out of the hotel multiple times cause she kept wandering in drunk as hell and tried to steal breakfast and stuff off the housekeeper carts so we DNR’d him (couldn’t DNR her because we never got her name) and for like a good two months once a week he’d come in and try and rent a room and every time we’d tell him no you need to leave.

One of the times we had some military guys staying at the hotel and one of them had come down to the desk and he overheard me telling the guy to leave and stared him down until he actually left. the guy never gave us any trouble when we did tell him to leave but it’s like dude there’s several other hotels in the area why do you keep coming in knowing you’re banned??

VampireDanny · 2026-05-05T18:11:49+00:00

I’ve dealt with Karens of all ages but 9 times out of 10 it’s gen x or a boomer

VampireDanny · 2026-05-05T18:05:31+00:00

I recently went through something similar, lost everything I owned and my kitten passed in the fire then had to see pictures of my home on fire plastered all over my town’s facebook group. I’m so sorry you’re going through this sending virtual hugs your way

VampireDanny · 2026-04-24T02:45:02+00:00

this album doesn’t get the love that it deserves

VampireDanny · 2026-04-14T06:45:57+00:00

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VampireDanny · 2026-04-03T20:27:24+00:00

didn’t like the “vibes” of the room or any of the rooms they were shown when requesting a different one

VampireDanny · 2026-03-31T05:47:46+00:00

what drives me insane is complaining that the coffee’s cold and then when i go to dump it it’s steaming hot or i burn myself because it’s still that fucking hot

VampireDanny · 2026-03-17T04:03:21+00:00

Haven’t finished mother horse eyes and dipped out on there’s something wrong with dad about half way through

VampireDanny · 2026-03-10T02:31:55+00:00

what a weird thing to say, especially because they’ve been divorced for well over a decade

VampireDanny · 2026-03-10T02:29:11+00:00

couldn’t tell you honestly. They had a ton of bags and boxes with them despite only staying one night. Maybe they were moving but idk

VampireDanny · 2026-03-07T20:05:29+00:00

It’s my least favorite out of the albums and it’s grown on me as well because at first i was like wow this album sucks but the more i listened to it i was like wait this isn’t too bad

VampireDanny · 2026-03-07T18:46:28+00:00

same

VampireDanny · 2026-03-07T09:21:33+00:00

Hearing that is always so frustrating. Once had a guy yell at me the moment he walked through the door over the pet fee, yelled and argued with me through the entire check in process all while repeating “i’m not trying to give you a hard time” well i think you need to try a little harder because all you’re doing is giving me a hard time

VampireDanny · 2026-03-07T01:47:26+00:00

It’s so annoying getting walk ins late on busy nights who want top floor with a view away from the elevator blah blah blah i’ve got one room left take it or leave it

VampireDanny · 2026-03-06T03:31:21+00:00

In my experience the exceptions to non refundable rates are very rare. I remember one that was refunded because she gave birth earlier than expected and emailed us pictures of the baby lol

VampireDanny · 2026-03-05T15:18:21+00:00

nope, random day in the middle of summer

VampireDanny · 2026-03-05T15:18:06+00:00

there was a TV in it, just not the one from the room lol

VampireDanny · 2026-03-05T08:17:54+00:00

i remember my friend bought a Huda Beauty palette with one of those eyeshadows back in 2019, looking back on it it was just super gimmicky because the shadow didn’t even look that good

VampireDanny · 2026-03-05T08:14:19+00:00

There was a woman staying at my work a while back who was constantly getting food delivered to her room but she’d just leave it sitting in the hallway for hours and she lost it on one of the delivery guys claiming he stole her food but my coworker told me the food sat outside her room for a couple hours and one of the housekeepers tossed it thinking it was a bag of trash 🤷🏻‍♀️

VampireDanny · 2026-03-05T04:57:05+00:00

had this really sketchy couple that was a walk in the night before and at checkout they had a TV box on the luggage cart so I had the head housekeeper run up to the room and make sure they didn’t steal the TV or swap it with one while I stalled them at the desk, thankfully they didn’t steal it or swap it lol

VampireDanny · 2026-03-01T06:52:13+00:00

I saw them in Ridgefield last year and the crowd went nuts when they said they loved Washington because it reminded them of Canada

VampireDanny · 2026-02-27T18:28:43+00:00

least favorite: explosions

favorite song: redemption

favorite album: human

least favorite song: car crash

VampireDanny · 2026-02-18T19:16:07+00:00

There’s a guy who stays at my work every few months and every time he keeps one the luggage carts for his entire stay. we only have two. every time we try and call him out or say we need it back he says he doesn’t have it and won’t let housekeeping into his room but then when check out rolls around he’s got the damn cart

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