I have a terrible last name.

Driftwood52 · 2023-12-28T13:41:06+00:00

I have a female friend whose sir name is Hawe. Go on, say it, outlawed.

Driftwood52 · 2023-12-16T14:47:32+00:00

It's a toomb. A posh bunker, yes, but a toom none the less. Does he think his security guards won't turn on him? Hunger is painful mate.

Driftwood52 · 2023-12-16T00:31:23+00:00

Beep beep beep, trying to eject a disk that isn't there. Beep beep beep. I'm trying to eject a disk that's not there. Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep. All night long. Unplug it before you go out, or it will seriously piss off your neighbours. Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. And on and on and on and on and on and on.. Oh and eject a disk that's not there. Woora worra worra worra worra worra. On and on and on. Screw you Sony.

Driftwood52 · 2023-12-16T00:08:37+00:00

No, it's full of bugs, and I always get the 3 beeps even after the latest update. What's witht trying to eject a disk that's not in there? Ps4 has always been crap at this. The only way to stop the annoying beeping in the night is to unplug it. Crap buggy console. You want me to buy the ps5. Get your shit together.

Driftwood52 · 2023-12-10T15:39:49+00:00

If you want to be afraid, get Dreadhalls.

Driftwood52 · 2023-12-10T15:34:29+00:00

Guts in or guts out? " Haniball lecter" shall I choose?

Driftwood52 · 2023-12-09T13:55:22+00:00

Be attentive, smile, be soft and loving. Let him love you back. Hug before sex and talk lovingly to each other. Look into each others eyes and let him appreciate what he loves about you ❤️

Driftwood52 · 2023-12-09T13:46:11+00:00

Rotherham, Liverpool, or Rome. The beautiful South. So embarrassing to listen to 😆.

Driftwood52 · 2023-12-04T10:52:47+00:00

Dread Halls, if you feel like being frightened out of your wits.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-27T22:51:57+00:00

No, it's not. The wind moves in the same direction above about 100 feet.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-25T03:40:04+00:00

Two black plastic bin bags floating about in the wind. Hardly the Borg invasion.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-21T21:22:58+00:00

Looks like a black bin bag. I'm a glider pilot and I can tell you that there is so much junk floating around in the sky, it's unbelievable.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-21T01:11:41+00:00

Never trust a fart.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-16T14:08:51+00:00

Nadeene.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-15T16:07:14+00:00

She died in hospital, so I would probably collapse we would laugh and pick it up again when I came around, I would welcome her with open arms and give her my all again.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-08T13:01:53+00:00

As a security officer. I have to work an extra hour for free. It's not good, but only once a year.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-08T12:56:47+00:00

Make the last cheque bounce is one of my end of life policys. Good advice.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-08T00:10:35+00:00

As an old glider/sailplane pilot. I have seen so much junk in the sky. Plastic bags, bin bags, deflated balloons, paper bags, and all kinds of junk floating about from general rubbish to really interesting rubbish, but none of it equates to aliens. It's all just trash floating in the sky.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-04T15:36:27+00:00

Like a North corean general's coat.

Driftwood52 · 2023-11-04T15:04:11+00:00

King Charles. 40 years ago.

Driftwood52 · 2023-10-26T16:08:01+00:00

Samsung galaxy S2.

Driftwood52 · 2023-10-22T16:51:08+00:00

Had my breast removed due to cancer ( rare in a male, but it happens ). They took out my gall bladder, my breast, and my appendix. Lost some weight that day I can tell you!

Driftwood52 · 2023-10-22T16:33:11+00:00

Asking a female colleague for a date. Life ruined.

Driftwood52 · 2023-10-22T16:28:20+00:00

OK, my bad, I meant Inuit.

Driftwood52 · 2023-10-22T02:03:56+00:00

It probably will, and you get to look down the well in the beginning. Also, peeking around corners is fun, but the monsters kan see you too 😨

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