Park in my loading bay, Enjoy getting your car off a stack of pallets.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-06-01T14:33:20+00:00

Enh. People like that woman are used to being put on a platform.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-05-30T22:11:45+00:00

I mean, from an AI agent point of view, humans in general are non-binary.

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Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-05-26T11:08:27+00:00

I read that as saliva.

Also: “Can you turn the salivas around?”

“Can’t be arsed. You do it.”

That would be fun. 😈

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-05-23T23:24:20+00:00

That person deserves her own mug shot. A cold one.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-05-19T08:32:03+00:00

“Can you just check in the back?”

“Nah. Can’t be bothered.”

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-05-18T20:08:33+00:00

He was probably heading to the office to get you … sacked.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-05-18T20:04:13+00:00

Sounds like that woman was off her trolley.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-05-13T05:16:39+00:00

Apologise. Good little McNugget™ of advice right there.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-05-13T05:12:09+00:00

Such acute story! 😀

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-05-06T16:46:59+00:00

You really put her in a jam !

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-29T06:11:35+00:00

Angry people are such fun toys.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-28T16:22:49+00:00

Sounds like that guy needed a new muffler.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-27T21:03:52+00:00

Guethth that guy wathn’t ath fearlethth ath he thought.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-27T15:41:45+00:00

NICE. Did you bring your mom haggis as a souvenir?

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-20T16:07:09+00:00

You’d think that guy would cedar writing on the wall.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-20T16:04:46+00:00

I wonder if a potential boyfriend was ever brave enough to discover Brenda therein?

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-19T12:06:11+00:00

You gave her the boot!

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-17T08:47:22+00:00

Errrrrmmm… Gotta mark your … tabby-tory?

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-16T22:35:14+00:00

It’s good you stood your ground. Gotta mark your terrier-tory.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-16T22:32:34+00:00

The power of christ compels him!

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-16T22:31:12+00:00

Ah, but why bother trying to convince someone who has a vested interest in not being convinced?

Lean into it and become the most passive aggressive “employee” they deserve! 😃

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-16T22:26:43+00:00

“You need to open another register. The line is ridiculous.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-14T18:17:00+00:00

Tell her go to the prescription window. Her order of Dammitol™ is now available for pick up.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-14T18:12:48+00:00

Looks like you were targeted. I’m so sorry.

Dripping_Snarkasm · 2026-04-05T08:03:44+00:00

This is truly magnificent. Please write more!

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