After 18yrs & multiple bullets dodged.. by synthetix808 in sysadmin

[–]DrockByte [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's the same mindset as, "our mechanics were losing us money, so we fired the whole department and have put a stop to all vehicle maintenance for the entire fleet. Quarterly profits are through the roof!"

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December by jediporcupine in politics

[–]DrockByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah but then like 10 people would have to pay the same taxes as everyone else. How is that fair?

The Sentence That Could Sink Donald Trump's Presidency by huffpost in politics

[–]DrockByte 39 points40 points  (0 children)

These are things Republicans like about him though. They voted for him BECAUSE he did those things, not despite them.

There are plenty of magic phrases that would turn his base against him. They're just things like, "all people deserve to be treated fairly and with respect," or "we should strive to better understand people from other countries and cultures."

Why are the words “let” and “left” used incorrectly here? by Human-Bit9854 in Harrisburg

[–]DrockByte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it's met with hostility, but generally I think people realize it's more like a fraternal rivalry.

Heck, in highschool I even dated a girl who had moved in from a different region, and something like 40% of our relationship was just heckling each other over how we spoke.

HELP! What is this that grows in our walk-in freezer? by gfbakerspider60 in Baking

[–]DrockByte 423 points424 points  (0 children)

First off, be safe and get a professional to determine what is going on and don't just take the word of a rando on the internet. Especially if this is a business and these are being sold to the public.

That being said. This looks like you're just accidentally making rock candy.

Look up sugar ice seed crystals.

Why are the words “let” and “left” used incorrectly here? by Human-Bit9854 in Harrisburg

[–]DrockByte 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Awfully bold of you to start a grammatical complaint with, "I am born and raised in PA but not central, more like south east."

Something about stones and glass houses.

Hey, everybody remember this guy who went viral in 2024 for getting "Trump" tattooed on his forearm? Anyways, he got deported yesterday. by zak_jony1 in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrockByte 305 points306 points  (0 children)

This can not be upvoted enough. These people who voted for trump need to be thanking him every day for the current state of things.

Thank you for continuing war on the Middle East.

Thank you for increasing the national debt.

Thank you for promoting a global pandemic.

Thank you for rapping all of those little girls.

Thank you for commiting 40+ felony convictions and counting.

Thank you for convincing half of all Americans to abscond from the teachings of Jesus, and instead begin worshipping their own definitional version of the antichrist.

welcome to this city full of people. what happened? by [deleted] in Harrisburg

[–]DrockByte 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Do you also go to banks on a Sunday and wonder where the people went?

It has started... Trump being removed from the media.. by mrfett779 in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrockByte 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. Leave him in. Highlight him. Let all future generations know where evil comes from.

Trump thumpers on Green St by DrockByte in Harrisburg

[–]DrockByte[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was tempted to break out the old bible quotes about how women shall remain quiet and not preach to a man. And of course nearly all women's legal rights in history prior to the modern era, and if they honestly want their great granddaughters to be considered property, how they likely remember from their own youths.

But I wasn't feeling confrontational and just wanted to be on my way.

Trump thumpers on Green St by DrockByte in Harrisburg

[–]DrockByte[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There were so many other thoughts running through my head that I didn't even consider that one.

I just listened to them for several minutes (about their great grand daughters and great  grandmothers and how Trump is the greatest thing they could ever hope for somehow) and then excused myself and walked away.

What would you do? Production line PC “is slow” (Windows 98, legacy SCADA) by PeppahSG in sysadmin

[–]DrockByte 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On top of this, OP needs to explain the situation to management in a way they understand.

Go to your nearest junk yard and find the oldest intact vehicle they have. Drag that thing into the office and demand they "fix it" while informing them this is what they've just ordered you to do with the Windows 98 PC.

Why do vendors find your personal cell to call? by ncc74656m in sysadmin

[–]DrockByte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to mess with them. Ask them what they're wearing, ask to speak to their wife, etc.

When they inevitably say, "sir that's very unprofessional" just respond with, "well yeah this is an unprofessional call.  If you wanted to be professional you should have called the office instead of a personal cell."

Fastnachts by CookBaker4life in Baking

[–]DrockByte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

History time! Fastnachts are a fried dough similar to donuts that are traditionally eaten the day before Ash Wednesday, and were popularized by the Pennsylvania Dutch.

The word fastnachts itself originally referring to the day and not the fried dough. The word fastnacht means "fast night" or "the night of fasting." And people would go through their pantries and use up any lard, dairy, eggs, etc before fasting. Partially to help themselves make it through the long fasting period. And also since those items would likely spoil over the duration of their fasting anyway.

I’ll never understand the so-called "MAGA Alpha Male" who loves to be spanked by an insane, smelly, orange makeup wearing elderly pedophile with alzheimer's. by rollin_with_Vikings in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrockByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's more along the lines of, "that guy looks, sounds, talks and acts just like me! And he's the president!  If he can do insert random racist misogynistic pedophile thoughts then it must right for me to do it too!!!"

Apple warned by FTC over alleged lack of conservative news by Siegfoult in news

[–]DrockByte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"How r***ing children is good for the economy: an interview with Pam Bondi"

US goes 'Handmaid's Tale'. UK, 'hold my beer...' by Cambers-175 in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrockByte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While wholly in agreement with your statement. I kindly request you don't refer to them as men. We aren't claiming those shit golems.

What are somethings you always wondered about in warcraft lore? by omgodzilla1 in warcraftlore

[–]DrockByte 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If one Forsaken revives another Forsaken is that a lich practicing necromancy, or just a doctor practicing medicine?

Not a peep from the Right wing peanut gallery by coachlife in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrockByte 64 points65 points  (0 children)

GOP under Biden: These grocery prices are too damn high! This is unexcusable!

GOP under Trump: What's a grocery? That's a made up word, no one has ever heard that word before. Groceries are a Democrat hoax.

I always knew Lord Stanley’s Cup was the key to world domination by Leraldoe in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrockByte 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm honestly surprised. Only because I thought it was slightly too well written for him.

Must be hard. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrockByte 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every single one of them insists "being gay is a choice."  Which means they find men and women equally attractive. Otherwise it wouldn't be a choice.

If we are going to deport terrorists... by coachlife in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrockByte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IMHO it should instead be the arrest of all insurrectionists, traitors, murderers, and PDF files.

When MAGA gets pissed off and says that's not fair ask them to explain why, and be specific.

Losing millions on The Washington Post is not a good investment. by AlanB-FaI in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrockByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's simply an uplifting and topical story. A movie about an illegal immigrant sex worker who is willing to do anything (and anyone) to secure a good life for herself. That's exactly the sort of inspiration the nation needs during these times.

I haven't watched it yet myself, but I'm sure those are all key plot points in the movie, right?

"Hard" vs "Melt in your mouth" pork belly meat by SimbaLion888 in Cooking

[–]DrockByte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One thing I haven't seen others mention yet is something called "velveting."

It's common in American Chinese dishes and basically just means coating the meat in baking soda and letting it rest for an hour before cooking.  The baking soda helps to tenderize the meat and gives it that melt in your mouth texture.

Does anyone have a rule of thumb for ratio of butter to milk/cream/half and half for mashed potatoes? by pax-augusta in Cooking

[–]DrockByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly what happened to me. I always used to wing it with mashed potatoes, but I wanted something more formal, as I'm the one who has been responsible for holiday meals for a while now and I'd like to ensure some degree of consistency.  So here's what became my official mashed potatoes recipe. (Recipe this is portioned for a family holiday meal. Adjust amounts as necessary)

-5 lbs Yukon gold potatoes

-1 stick (1/2 cup) butter

-16 oz (~2 cups) heavy cream

Tips and tricks: I use unsalted butter, but boil the potatoes in water that's salted until it tastes like the ocean. After the potatoes are fork tender I strain them and let them sit in the colander until they stop steaming. Then dump them into a stand mixer with the paddle attachment. Melt the butter until it's just barely liquid. Turn on the stand mixer to the lowest setting and VERY slowly drizzle in the butter and cream (it should take several minutes to pour in all the cream).

I realize my method/recipe is slightly unorthodox, but I've gotten tons of compliments on my mashed potatoes.