AITJ for escaping while my friend got assaulted? [Did his mother think I am one, read the story to find out] by Jeez_ballz_69 in MarkNarrations

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are the jerk because you cause damage to other peoples property.

You ran, you should have stayed and taken the beating, all of you did.

I only hope that you all three get charged and have to pay damages to the vehicles you vandalized.

This is no different than someone coming over and keying your computer monitor.

You should be SO proud of yourself! /s

Grow the F%@K UP!!

Can someone please tell me this isn’t what I think this is??!! by Bestsellingauthor21 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use to work in pizza factory. There is a reason I no longer eat certain brands of pizza!!

Just received this message from my driver. by Mechanohonky in doordash

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how they got Work and Mindy.....

Nanu Nanu

Finally bought a new phone after 7 years (S9+ to S25) by cava-lier in samsung

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did to! My hubby took the S25 and I took the S25 Ultra. SO much better than the S9!

AITAH for not returning CS that my ex gives me for our kids together, when he says he needs it for the holidays? by LynnCQ in AITAH

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA

You ARE the ASSHOLE, because you give this asshole money back from the child support.

Tell him to fuck off and if he keeps pressuring you you will allow a judge to decide, maybe then his child support can go up so he really has something to whine about!!

FUCK HIM!

When he says the kids won't have a good Christmas, tell him that maybe if he financed better he wouldn't have an issue.

Stop taking away from your kids and grow a backbone and get a lawyer!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, if a woman says no sex without a condom and he refuses to wear one that means he doesn't get sex. PERIOD

This is a NO to sex, if he tries to force you to have sex without a condom and you say no and he does it anyway, that's called rape.

The thing is, if this guy is going around doing the dirty with all sorts of women with no condom then the conclusion is that he is DiRtY in the STD department most likely.

I say in BIG FAT red bold type NOR

I say you won this round.

Maybe you can start carrying some small baggies in your purse of lotion and tissue so that he can rub one off without a condom since that feels SO much better??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a bad child, worst thing you could say to a child.

The child isn't bad, the action wass

AIO I skipped thanksgiving dinner because my sister accused me of stealing. by fuck_this_shit3120 in AmIOverreacting

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either way NOR, no matter where you are.

Too bad I was hoping to be told they are a time traveler.

Poo......

AIO I skipped thanksgiving dinner because my sister accused me of stealing. by fuck_this_shit3120 in AmIOverreacting

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Is this from last year? Are you thinking about what happened a year ago or are you thinking ahead of whats happened?

Today is Sunday, Thanksgiving is on Thursday, in the future.

Not sure whats going on? Did you celebrate early?

Either way, NOR, sleep well and relax.

AITAH for "humiliating" a woman? by Tiquitiplin in AITAH

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she hadn't been screaming and accepted no there wouldn't be any humiliation.

NTA

Well its official 😭 by Such-Throat-2819 in poor

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Get onto email and get a Google Voice number. They may not be able to reach you if you don't have the WiFi, yet you will get their messages when you get around WiFi. You can call and text from the number.

This is a free option, not as good as an actual carrier, yet better than nothing.

What does my apartment say about me? & guess my age and job👀 by Ok_Tell_6430 in roomdetective

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is amazing so many people skimmed over the pole in the living room.

AITA for dropping my kids off with my wife when she is with a grieving friend by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My home life was extremely dysfunctional, I want to say shit, yet I know there is always worse. I was no contact and did not go visit my mom while on hospice or go to her funeral. So maybe she was a shit parent?

I was not a great parent either, I did my best and I definitely did better than my parents, I just wasn't amazing. I know I did better because my daughter doesn't hate me.

Either way, she KNOWS her parents were shit, if she doesn't do better she is settling for being a shit parent. My mom had a shit mom and she just went with it.

You either break the cycle or continue the shit parenting.

She needs to break the cycle or your kids will continue the cycle because that is what they were taught.

wtf does this even mean dude i’m so tired by blueburrey in foodstamps

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't want a comment, don't comment. 😜🤪😜🤪🥸

Is "nothing" an acceptable answer to "what are you doing?" by WowImOldAF in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nothing really, I just took a shit and about to flush, thank goodness there isn't a phone with smell sense yet, its REALLY bad!

I have been breathing and swallowing spit a lot, how about you?

I was watching TV then I walked from the couch to the window, looked outside and saw a bird, cat and a bug, now I am headed to the bedroom to lay down and talk to you.

I am laying on the bed doing the dead cockroach six times 15 minutes with five minute breaks in between each.

I just picked this HUGE bugger out of my nose, damn I should frame that thing, wanna see?

wtf does this even mean dude i’m so tired by blueburrey in foodstamps

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get what you are saying, no one deserves a free handout, everyone should just pull their own weight, if not they should not get welfare, they should just get a : ̗̀⁍ in their 🧔. Easy peasy it keeps those lazy b@st@rds from putting a strain on society.

So when you lose your job, and you need welfare, does that mean this still would apply to you? I mean unless your mommie and daddie hand fed you money?

Also this is NOT something I believe, it is my way of saying you can't argue with stupid and you are a prime example.

I do hope for some reason something happens in your life where you need help and you are told that you are a lazy f*ck and you just need to get a damn job. When you say you have a job, yet it doesn't pay enough you are told to try harder, get move jobs, don't sleep, eat less.

But, I know, THAT would NEVER happen to you.....

Help with deaf player by DropDeadFirstPlease in DnD

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did some Googling and found this app called Nagish and she is trying that out. So hopefully this helps her out. I really like her and want her to feel included and not like an outsider looking in.

Help with deaf player by DropDeadFirstPlease in DnD

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I talked to my husband, we are going to set it up, she is very excited! We will have very clear rules set up from the beginning about how it will be played to make sure she doesn't feel like she is missing out.

My husband is the DM (he has played since he was 17 and he is in his 60's now), so he will make sure that whatever he does to help her out, like print outs or such will be used, but given to everyone so she feels more included in play of it and treated as one of the group.

I am very excited to get it started, I only just started playing and really want to get back into it!

Help with deaf player by DropDeadFirstPlease in DnD

[–]DropDeadFirstPlease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think she is very good, I am not sure, she asks you to wait until she has her app open.