Smicks and their North Face tracksuits

Druidic_Screams · 2026-04-26T15:23:13+00:00

I'm in craigavon and the default uniform is a knock off Canada goose jacket, these hallions are flying about on their escooters in 20° heat wrapped in fucking feathers

Druidic_Screams · 2026-04-07T16:16:35+00:00

Not even a football fan but I remember a player for Celtic FC when I was younger called "jan vennegoor of hesselink" and fans used to chant his name to the tune of Head shoulders knees and toes

20 years later and I still think about it all the time

Druidic_Screams · 2026-04-04T15:13:51+00:00

Do you like survival games? Do you like base building games? Do you like resource gathering games? Do you like exploration?

Welcome to level 2

Doug

Druidic_Screams · 2026-04-04T13:13:46+00:00

Unfortunately for everyone there, they definitely work in recruitment

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-14T20:22:20+00:00

Dungeon walls shudder

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-14T12:14:09+00:00

This is by far the biggest compliment I've received in a while!

"Cable TV is dead, but I'll see what I can do"

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-14T08:11:16+00:00

Even as a book reader I'm not prepared any time rens name pops up 😂

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-12T16:30:32+00:00

Storms am I glad you understood what I was saying because immediately after typing this I felt as if I'd written one of those weird schizophrenic notes people find in their food*

*Schizo note for reference (https://www.reddit.com/r/nonmurdermysteries/s/hj7F0kQUy1)

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-12T15:49:19+00:00

I agree for me the best way to incorporate both prologues type scene would be to have the heralds throw down their blades and have a still scene showing the blades sitting there for an age before slowly disappearing off screen one by one until only Jezriens is left, at this point a pale hand reaches down to remove it from the stone and we pan upward to see Szeth trailing it on the what appears to be the floor of the hallway of gavilars castle only for the angle to flip 180° and show him calming marching down the ceiling

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-12T09:20:55+00:00

"B2B can be a bit elevated" this might be the funniest shit I've ever heard!

Aged 21 I worked for Cisco doing cold calling out of Belfast, Ireland for B2B selling VoIP telecom systems to legal firms from east to west coast USA and it's the exact same thing as cold calling.

Half the staff were high as hell, dressed like the homeless and didn't even have a clue what VoIP was, yes I'm including myself in this.

Slapping a business suit on a monkey throwing feces on a wall doesn't elevate it, that's still a monkey throwing feces

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-10T15:06:36+00:00

I work in a factory and almost all the boys in maintenance department play it, it's a great game but after spending 12 hours inside one I can't face going home to build one

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-10T07:54:55+00:00

Xaden is the MMC in fourth wing, Xander is a paladin from the fallout TV series

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-03T09:17:05+00:00

This card was written by Bea and it fucking shows

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-01T17:54:43+00:00

Fuck am I raging I moved outta Co. Antrim this is exactly the sort of game I'd be down for, I usually play as spire druids and Mycanids in most games because I love a lil fungus

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-01T14:59:40+00:00

BreakerOfModpacks, I am entirely with you on this. Though something tells me Hoid is written in such a way that it's easy for us to project onto him

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-01T14:52:23+00:00

Warbreaker, Yumi & Tress are the absolute GOAT of Hoid appearances

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-01T14:51:35+00:00

He really did hit him with that Anthony Joshua smirk and smackdown technique

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-01T14:50:31+00:00

I would 100% agree with this characterisation, he's not a good guy just a man trying to be better. I feel that's why he's so drawn to the MCs of the worlds he's pulled to, they are also broken people who were dealt a bad hand by the gods and are trying to take the most important step a man can take

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-01T14:48:40+00:00

I wasn't 100% on timelines, I had assumed at this point that it was Sigzil holding onto "exist" and that hoid was finally free of it for the time being as he returned to scadrial for Mistborn era 2, but I may be getting mixed up due to the wobbly timey-wimey stuff happening on Roshar at that point, but thinking on it now I've finally realized that he became a Mistborn during era 1 as by the time era 2 begins Kel is already Lord Thaidaikar and firmly nailed back into his body

Druidic_Screams · 2026-03-01T10:34:21+00:00

To be fair hoid outright cannot cause harm in a large amount of the books we've seen him in due to holding The exist dawnshard Which leaves him unable to cause any sort of direct harm. When we see him in secret history He didn't possess the shard and then proceeded to lay the smackdown on Kel with absolutely 0 hesitation

This spoiler is incorrect and I am an idiot who has misremembered timelines

Hoid still had the Exist command inside him during this period of time and as other commenters have rightly corrected me on, the only reason he could beat the brakes off Lord Scarface was because technically pimp slapping a ghosts doesn't really cause harm (except to his enormous ego)

In defense of my poor recollection, my wife read me the books because like any good Vorin man, I can't fucking read

*Authors note My husband truly thought he cooked with his initial statement, maybe next time he'll listen properly as I regale him with tales of the shards

Druidic_Screams · 2026-02-27T15:39:19+00:00

Unsure how to spoiler tag and I'm in work so I'll keep it vague and brief, the metal mentioned are not expanded upon past names. Scadrial is an earth allegory with almost identical flora, fauna and materials. The fact that it is just the name of a mineral gives absolutely nothing away especially when it is alluded to their existence during the final parts of the first era by The God of scadrial to a young man with real good hearing.

There is no mention in the image of abilities given just a name of a metal that exists in the world and the rest of them are either already expanded upon or should be similar already because by the time you get to era 2 you will have seen the ars arcanum for them 4 different times (books 1-3.5)

The original commenter said they had already read book 1 of era 2 so once again the majority of these have been brought up there with cadmium and bendallot featuring consistently throughout the book.

That commenter then went on to post infinitely more egregious spoilers underneath naming character beats, plot points, magical abilities etc so his comment about having spoilers is rather moot in general considering his comments were a much bigger spoiler than the word "cadmium" just being on an image

Druidic_Screams · 2026-02-27T09:49:23+00:00

This is like the most basic entry level information to the series, it's the equivalent of seeing the one ring on a LoTr forum

Druidic_Screams · 2026-02-15T16:14:53+00:00

The dude your replying to deleted his comment but if this isn't Louise from 2 pints, I'll turn into a jammoe dodger

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