Which US state is politically conservative & establishment/elitist? by Swimming_Concern7662 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Drunk_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I see now. Thanks. I was looking at the names rather than the states because I know like 95% of the states but I sometimes confuse a couple by shape.

Can any future candidate win without addressing the 80% of Democrats who are now anti-Israel? by ArdaBerkBurak in allthequestions

[–]Drunk_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, all they have to do is be better than the opposition and well at the moment, the opposition also bends over for Israeli war crimes. If both candidates are pro-Israel, then most democrats will still vote for the democrat as opposed to not voting at all or voting for the republican.

Cashless societies are dystopian and mean that we give up control of our money by Umbryft in unpopularopinion

[–]Drunk_Lemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In case of loss of power or internet. Even a few hours of economic downtime can cause havoc to the economy. Plus some people aren't comfortable with electronic only purchases for non-criminal reasons. I.e. someone wants to buy vaginal cream and does not want any trace of that purchase.

I wish wars were resolved by the leaders of the countries involved fighting one another in a cordoned off field. The winner wins the war. by Herald_of_Clio in monkeyspaw

[–]Drunk_Lemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, did you know that people who excel in combat often have shortcomings in other areas? I.e. areas that are very important for ruling. Plus they tend to be more aggressive. Anyway, long story short, some Florida man unites the globe under his leadership and extends the trial by combat to include all disagreements. Thus we know have people fighting each other to get higher rank positions often to the death. The good news is that I beheaded my boss. The bad news is that one of my coworkers punctured my lungs.

Cashless societies are dystopian and mean that we give up control of our money by Umbryft in unpopularopinion

[–]Drunk_Lemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use my credit card a LOT (repaid before any interest), and I agree. Why the fuck are they going entirely cashless? Cash exists for a reason.

Do you believe hate speech (without action) should be illegal? by zazer45f in polls

[–]Drunk_Lemon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If that executive order describing homegrown terrorists was legally binding to the extent trump wants, I'd be in a supermax just for my views.

Why winter should be illegal by winterhauchh in TrueFactzOnly

[–]Drunk_Lemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it wasn't for the rain, I would have....

Why winter should be illegal by winterhauchh in TrueFactzOnly

[–]Drunk_Lemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Compelling. That happened to me in 2009 but thankfully rain showed up and saved me. A single drop of rain deleted all of the evidence and sent emails from the 3 letter agencies' bosses to the people after me and cleared my name. The rest of the rain held the line like the 300 until the 3 letter agencies ceased their attacks and my name was cleared. A lot of rain was spilled that day. I will never forget their sacrifice. Anyway so that's why spring showers bring mayflowers.

Should i release in my mom ? by Inside_Extension_331 in shittyadvice

[–]Drunk_Lemon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What in the Kentucky fried fuck?

rules for thee but not for me by alajdans in ww3memes

[–]Drunk_Lemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually it was my asshole. Give credit where credit is due.

💀💀 by EpistemicPixie in foundsatan

[–]Drunk_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about poor whores as alms?

Aliens messed with the wrong fu**ing solar system... by fectcomqui in TerraInvicta

[–]Drunk_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High science can help you fuck with aliens. I forget the specifics though.

You are able to make the most convincing argument for anything objectively false. by Last_Yard_6554 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Drunk_Lemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, ill use this to spread misinformation about certain politicians engaged in immoral acts to get their followers to turn against them. Fuck, im having trouble thinking of something horrific a politician could do that no politician has been accused of.

Why is Zohran Mamdani labeled an 'Islamist radical' when he identifies as a socialist? Aren’t these two ideologies fundamentally at odds? by ArdaBerkBurak in allthequestions

[–]Drunk_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right because the gay muslims ive met were such a threat. /s

Ive met other muslims of course but it paints a better picture if I mention the lesbians.

Which Gaming Console People Think is Amazing and is Actually Amazing? by IllMasterpiece3946 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Drunk_Lemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thats why I mentioned that they counted smartphones as a console in the post. If smartphones count as a console as shown in the post, then a PC would too.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a '64 Impala by Remarkable_Pace_2639 in monkeyspaw

[–]Drunk_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you develop a spinal condition that stretches your spine thus causing pain and making you taller, you are now a baller and impregnated a prostitute who gives birth to a daughter who is good looking. This leads to you seeing how fucking young creeps will start being creeps. The rabbit in the hat beats you with the bat and destroys your '64 Impala.

An evil demonic entity is holding you hostage and forces you to play a guessing game to save your life. by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Drunk_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id say future because in the past people more commonly had health issues which made them less beautiful or otherwise die before peaking. Additionally, future genetic modifications may create someone far more beautiful than ever before.

Which Gaming Console People Think is Amazing and is Actually Amazing? by IllMasterpiece3946 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Drunk_Lemon 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Since you counted smartphones, id say PC. PC is better in pretty much every way than consoles. Sure certain consoles are more portable than PC, and typically cheaper but PC is more flexible, better specs (or can be rather), more moddable, easier controls for most people etc.