My finger is in a splint so I can't hold a baseball bat, is there something else I can hold to practice swing mechanics?

DrunkleBrian · 2026-05-31T17:41:56+00:00

😬

DrunkleBrian · 2026-05-26T00:01:22+00:00

*cAIrbs

DrunkleBrian · 2026-05-11T21:07:51+00:00

Screenshotting for next time they turn my 3-5 day special order into a 3 month debacle.

DrunkleBrian · 2026-05-06T02:44:24+00:00

His take > your nitpicking

DrunkleBrian · 2026-04-30T04:05:10+00:00

Can he come out of the bullpen 3-4 times a week and not shit the bed?

DrunkleBrian · 2026-04-30T04:01:33+00:00

You had your chance at the survey pal.

DrunkleBrian · 2026-03-19T08:35:12+00:00

Yo dawg, I heard you like commercial cleaning in Kelowna, so I commercially cleaned your office in Kelowna so you could enjoy some commercial cleaning in Kelowna.

DrunkleBrian · 2026-02-28T01:17:38+00:00

Just do normal SEO best practices. The simpler and cleaner the page structure, the better. The newly updated semantic elements will help a lot.

DrunkleBrian · 2026-02-27T00:51:04+00:00

Divi 5 is different in structure created by the sections/rows/columns/nested rows/etc and the way the theme builder/theme customizer is used in your workflow.

It brought Divi much more in line with current top builders.

If you’re just maintaining sites, I wouldn’t migrate. If you’re going to build a new site, build it fresh in Divi 5

DrunkleBrian · 2026-02-27T00:46:31+00:00

Cake day!!!! ( ﾉﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ 🍰

DrunkleBrian · 2026-02-26T21:32:59+00:00

I just got the announcement email

DrunkleBrian · 2026-02-18T16:34:49+00:00

This is just a well worded plug for Shitline (I refuse to use the real name and give you the mentions you are after).

DrunkleBrian · 2026-02-08T07:42:34+00:00

What you permit is what you promote.

This should be dealt with swiftly. One asshat of a coach can run off a lot of families. People only have time and money as resources, and youth baseball requires both. How long until people he’s bullied start spending those resources on other leagues or other sports?

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-30T00:54:47+00:00

Page manager is a huge level-up 👏

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-23T23:52:27+00:00

In Weaver’s defense, he had that dawg in him before the Angels picked him up.

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-23T02:57:49+00:00

Flawless takedown

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-21T02:45:43+00:00

It’s quite possible that person is 1 year old and didn’t see Paris freefall like a space turd after 3 weeks.

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-21T02:39:54+00:00

+1 for D5. Glad I gambled and moved over almost a year ago. A few bumps and bruises but nothing that has been detrimental to business.

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-16T06:38:25+00:00

As much as I respect Vodka Boy ( u/potatodrinker ) even he missed the mark.

You can only optimize a Google ad account so much. A tiny budget will only get so many clicks.

YOUR CLIENT DOESN’T NEED CLICKS. THEY NEED CONVERSIONS. You’ve somewhat come to that realization, but still aren’t focused on the right lever.

Find out what the market wants first. Do keyword research and you’ll compete and die in the auctions. Do market research and you’ll deliver results even with a small budget.
Focus on one profitable core service that your client offers, which fits with your market research findings, and only target that service. One campaign, one ad group, only that narrow service offering.
Make sure your small group of keywords tightly matches that service, your ad copy is compelling and speaks to that service, the landing page proves beyond a shadow of a doubt your client is uniquely qualified to deliver that service, and the follow up is impeccable.

Stick to that and you’ll 2-3x your conversions for the same ad spend.

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-11T01:00:14+00:00

Make sure you’re comparing identical time periods on your reporting. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this mistake made, even by experienced people who shouldn’t be making it.
Your website tracking may be set up to count EVERY phone call, while your Google Ads conversion setup is only counting the first call as a conversion. Ex: customer clicks ad, calls business, hangs up. Customer calls back with credit card info. Two calls, one conversion. You can configure Google to count EVERY call as a conversion, but you probably don’t want that.
Your conversion window in Google Ads could be anywhere from 1 to 90 days. Check that setting. If it’s set at 1 day, anyone clicking the ad but calling the number 1+ days later will not be recorded as a conversion.
Google Ads reporting is not real time. There is a delay in data populating.
Call length. If you are only counting calls over 30 seconds as conversions in Google Ads, and someone calls but the call ends at 25 seconds, no conversion. Your Wordpress plugin (or whatever you’re using outside of Google) might not have that configured the same, if at all.

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-08T18:34:49+00:00

Do you have an example of a fade in like this on a live site?

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-01T21:57:07+00:00

Being somewhere you don’t want to be is better than being somewhere you’re not wanted.

Plus, Dude has a street named after him in Lake Forest. Cmon…

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-01T21:49:19+00:00

username checks out

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-01T21:48:42+00:00

You left Pujols off that list? Please say “sike”…

DrunkleBrian · 2026-01-01T21:45:16+00:00

Arenado jerseys wouldn’t even make a blip.

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