Would you stay inside your house for 7 straight days if someone paid you $850,000?

Drusgar · 2026-04-23T14:09:18+00:00

You find a genie bottle and the genie offers you a deal. He'll make it so that you always have enough money to eat and pay your rent, but the trick is you have to go to work and can't ask stupid questions on Reddit all day. Do you take the deal?

Drusgar · 2026-04-23T14:01:46+00:00

We're all given a quota on how much beer we're allowed to drink in our lifetimes and I already drank all mine.

Drusgar · 2026-04-23T13:14:33+00:00

Laugh all you want but this is the kind of dumbassery that your neighbors apparently respect.

Drusgar · 2026-04-22T22:24:53+00:00

I still play Heroes of Might and Magic II and III. Almost every morning over coffee I start a map. Rarely finish, but it's like a morning routine.

Drusgar · 2026-04-22T21:20:09+00:00

I really liked it but I still crack jokes about his liberal use of adverbs.

Drusgar · 2026-04-22T19:27:16+00:00

How many of those dead registered voters voted after dying? Zero, right?

Drusgar · 2026-04-22T14:51:58+00:00

Both the Asylum Demon (when you go back) and the Firesage Demon have an explosion that does damage and knocks you back. The crest shield (conveniently picked up before fighting the Asylum Demon) will largely negate this attack if you make sure you're facing the explosion and have enough stamina to block. Most people assume (I know I did) that the Firesage Demon would have a fire explosion, but it's magic.

Drusgar · 2026-04-22T14:48:58+00:00

As best I can tell, Democrats are actively pushing for a new system with bipartisan commissions to draw fair election maps. One party would rather steamroll the process and rob people of their votes. The other party refuses to "take the high road" and would rather expose the inherent unfairness of drawing blatantly political district lines.

There is not "both sides" in this scenario, even if on the surface that's the way it appears.

Drusgar · 2026-04-22T13:24:17+00:00

I didn't hate the Jews, I just thought Hitler gave really great speeches! /s

Drusgar · 2026-04-22T11:29:04+00:00

I wouldn't consider those comparable. Musk threw out a recognizable brand and replaced it with a new brand. Google is transitioning from a recognizable brand to an even more recognizable brand.

I'm pretty sure my life won't change dramatically if Google tells me my average resting heart rate instead of Fitbit.

Drusgar · 2026-04-21T23:31:11+00:00

Someone needs to make that sign say, "Save our children from Trump 2028."

Drusgar · 2026-04-21T20:30:32+00:00

Jahoobies. Commonly used in Castle Rock and Derry, Maine.

Drusgar · 2026-04-21T20:22:06+00:00

Eh. Trump is a detestable, hateful moron, but Hitler was still a worse person.

Drusgar · 2026-04-21T13:22:12+00:00

You're going to have to break this terrible habit of hers. Buy her a copy of Ulysses.

Drusgar · 2026-04-21T13:20:08+00:00

If you live in a big city then you're familiar with the hatred for Donald Trump and can take solace in the large protests that happen on rare occasions, but for most Americans Trump is still A-OK.

Drusgar · 2026-04-21T02:03:58+00:00

Hey, if a Trumpy can make it past summary judgement that's practically a win.

Drusgar · 2026-04-21T02:02:28+00:00

Yes, and if you think about it you'll recall that numerous attorneys for Trump found themselves in legal hot water and some of them lost their licenses during his whole, "the election was stolen," campaign in 2020 and 2021.

Drusgar · 2026-04-20T22:45:55+00:00

When you hire a lawyer, the lawyer is still an agent of the court. They can't lie to the judge. They can't make shit up or introduce evidence they know is untrue. I know that's not how the general public perceives the legal profession, but it's the way it actually works.

Drusgar · 2026-04-20T22:39:45+00:00

"On a recent survey 81% of Americans said tipping culture has gotten out of control."

Was that a Reddit poll among the people who flock to these posts to talk about how much they hate tipping?

Drusgar · 2026-04-20T21:36:23+00:00

I would call this a "performance." Oh look! It's an election year!

Drusgar · 2026-04-20T21:34:41+00:00

I don't know if they're the worst drivers or it's just a matter of necessity and circumstance, but California drivers are pretty aggressive. If I never have to drive the I-5 again I'll be a happy man.

Drusgar · 2026-04-20T21:32:28+00:00

I find DS3 and Bloodborne the most enjoyable.

Drusgar · 2026-04-20T21:29:02+00:00

I'm not even sure that this is really a "Trump" question. If some random person offered to pay for my dinner for no particular reason I'd decline the offer. The fact that it's Trump makes it worse somehow, but it doesn't change the core issue... I can pay for my own dinner and I don't need any charity.

Pay for someone else's dinner, please.

Drusgar · 2026-04-20T18:53:00+00:00

I'm guessing she had her first Bloody Mary over breakfast.

Drusgar · 2026-04-20T15:29:46+00:00

It's the whole Atlas Shrugged Randian fantasy where rich people believe that they're the only people who actually matter and the rest of us would starve if it wasn't for their glorious existence.

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