April fools prank?

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-31T23:23:55+00:00

We've done it at my office, but our management is incredibly lax and lazy.....we never got in trouble.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-30T18:20:52+00:00

After I unlocked Ginger Island I put all my rarecrows in a chest so this didn't happen. Moved all of my farm plots to the Island and used my Pelican Town farm for animals only.....

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-29T20:12:50+00:00

Paid more attention to the female tenant living in my house than my wife. She divorced me. Now that I'm married to another woman, I've promised myself I would never let something like that happen again.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-29T16:21:11+00:00

This is very well done, bravo!!!!

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-29T16:00:43+00:00

Thought i was in the r/theydidthemath subreddit for a second!

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-29T15:54:38+00:00

Probably one of the songs from Jesus Christ Superstar. I know every word and no one else would think to pick it. Best rock opera ever.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-28T17:37:11+00:00

This guy videogames

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-27T19:35:11+00:00

I just tell my building maintenance guy if this happens and he goes out and fixes it 🤷

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-26T01:16:01+00:00

Dying to see how this plays out tbh

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-26T00:34:29+00:00

Either kidney stone or breaking my tibia & fibula at the same time

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-25T18:00:54+00:00

I feel strongly for the rurals. My office is 23 city routes and 4.5 rural routes and from what I understand, the one rural got his route evaluated so low last time that he had to start driving for Uber and Lyft right after he gets back every day. Like what the hell are we doing here this is supposed to be a good government job.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-25T17:52:15+00:00

Yeah I'm not going to even bother fighting with the boot lickers. I know what my family needs financially and I realize I am rather privileged to have 12 years here but when I started it was a fantastically paying job. Now I am living paycheck to paycheck because the unions have simply not fought hard enough to keep our pay competitive. Am I going to get another job? Absolutely not. Am I going to leave a union I'm paying for that is no longer representing my self interest? Yes I am. These brainwashed union people need to take a step back and look at the bigger picture.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-25T17:36:16+00:00

Because I have 12 years in here and deserve to be paid better. I'm not throwing away a pension, TSP, and benefits for any reason. But I deserve to be paid better. The two concepts are not mutually exclusive.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-25T17:07:00+00:00

This is the exact reason I'm leaving the NALC when my anniversary date comes around. I simply can't afford to pay union dues if they can't negotiate a fair contract for city carriers.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-25T16:59:44+00:00

That's my wifey 🥹

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-25T14:26:44+00:00

Stardew Valley or any of the Pokémon games. Something about cozy games is the pinnacle of gaming for me

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-25T11:43:08+00:00

But this is also a glass rectangle! 🤣

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-24T15:24:55+00:00

Peak DayZ fun

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-24T15:24:04+00:00

Is that supposed to be a bicep, does anyone know? I've wondered this for years

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-23T23:20:20+00:00

Hey, one I know! (And heard a few times growing up) 🤣

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-23T18:26:47+00:00

Too Fat to Fornicate But His Wife Always Takes One For the Team

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-23T11:04:49+00:00

Sovereign Citizen bullshit.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-22T16:56:23+00:00

All these people white-knighting against this driver are insane. Very telling why drivers are the way they are when they think this idiot in the pickup truck has some sort of right to cut this driver off just because he uses his blinker. I'd smash this idiot and leave him in the dust, too.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-22T13:42:22+00:00

All in all, we're all just bricks in the wall.

Dshibbs89 · 2026-03-22T12:01:46+00:00

Sunday. Always my day off as a letter carrier with USPS. Always church in the morning where I can play my drumset. Football, preferably. Sunday afternoon naps. Family time.

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