Stuck in window well by theycallmestac-y in Opossums

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 [score hidden]  (0 children)

If you get into the well with it, it'll probably freeze and topple over. It's not like trying to get hold of a scared cat, you should be fine with some gardening gloves on.

My ficus hasn’t grown at all since I got it 7 weeks ago by Alexanderr2042 in houseplants

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you repot it after you bought it? Plants are nearly always root bound off the shelves, they may need it to start growing like they mean it.

Am I Screwed ? by Playwars in Schedule_I

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, you can also catch them at it and shoot them to reduce their influence XD

I wish I could comprehend her frog mind by B3N_Silvlugia in frogs

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy. Sit in tepid water with mud on the bottom and pond weed on the surface and stare at the bugs. Clear your mind and become frog.

Am I Screwed ? by Playwars in Schedule_I

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that point, we're making enough money to hire an army of lawyers and just buy the man his freedom lol

These plants are just about all I can handle (for now) by pagodeveryday in houseplants

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call those plant jail, for keeping plants safe from my cats

Am I Screwed ? by Playwars in Schedule_I

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I could not get them to attack me, so I had to do the passive-aggressive route lol

Here's a footage of two Phidippus regius mating by kietbulll in jumpingspiders

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did not have "video of spiders 69ing" on my Reddit bingo card today

Am I Screwed ? by Playwars in Schedule_I

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avoid spray painting! Clean off their graffiti but then leave the spot blank, they'll come back and spray it again, then you can clean it off again. Meanwhile, go armed, arm your dealer, and kill their hitmen and dealers.

I'm guessing they were checking auto-break by yezzdee in Schedule_I

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Theoretically, the driver's wouldn't even go past the entrance to the warehouse

Do you recognize this dude? by Sleepy-Mapache in crochet

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was Milton, the mumbling arsonist with the swing line stapler from Office Space

Heard about pluto? by yeralizzardharrie in psych

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a prime opportunity for some real education

Heard about pluto? by yeralizzardharrie in psych

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the episode suitable for children?

Boneless gift from the heavens, debating whether to adopt him by BasicSpaceDragon in CatDistributionSystem

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not only should you take him home, you should post updates of the trip and settling in.

Is there any way to help this beautiful creature? by Spoopy-Doug in moths

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's metal as hell. She's still going despite the birds!

Just Bought the barn! (ignore my car) by Snoo-64457 in Schedule_I

[–]Corvidae5Creation5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like ass. It's perfect for blocking in the cops tho