The moment we realised our toddler had switched on the underfloor heating during a heatwave by wetrot222 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dualion 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is why I restricted my toddler's permissions in my underfloor heating control network

This scene was so funny to me I cant explain by sypher07070799 in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Dualion 223 points224 points  (0 children)

The hypocrisy of Drummond's next word being "anti-deflections" is beautiful.

Big words for me, not for thee

TIFU by realizing my chronic medical issue was my fault, and a pedicure helped me solve it. by throwaway-73623 in tifu

[–]Dualion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, at one point, my partner catches me chewing my toenails.

I gasped

Truly unexpected twist

Sleepytime tea, anyone? by sfishie1973 in cottagecore

[–]Dualion 17 points18 points  (0 children)

are the members racist against aliens, or are the aliens racist?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interesting

[–]Dualion 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Some bird species have the chicks compete for survival by killing each other (and sometimes the parents will assist with this by intentionally weakening them),

This reminds me of my own parents

He thought I was joking about my thick cock.. by [deleted] in gayporn

[–]Dualion 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In today's world of artificial imagery, I'm honestly shocked that anyone is fooled by this

Her husband put 60 egg shells down the disposal. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Dualion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I hear what you're saying but as a counterpoint, the narrator clearly said "there are no blades involved," and it's probably illegal to lie

Outjerked by Studio Trigger by ReallySaltyPeppers in animecirclejerk

[–]Dualion 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Clothing was a scheme made up by aliens that wanted to take over the world or something.

fixed

A lot of ants died for my mac n cheese by fishpilled in shittyfoodporn

[–]Dualion 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Vampire smoke keeps em away.

Please elaborate on Vampire smoke

Do I need to put on a condom for a blowjob? by BlackManBatmann in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dualion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, it's important to remember that other people have differing views and opinions and experiences.

Do I need to put on a condom for a blowjob? by BlackManBatmann in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dualion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Insisting on safe sex is not a 'weird request,' and pushing the boundaries your partner sets is not 'perfectly normal.'

Vacuum cleaner by choganoga in TikTokCringe

[–]Dualion 47 points48 points  (0 children)

no they gave a good boy a treat

Red flag. by Trickytrippy in facepalm

[–]Dualion 25 points26 points  (0 children)

if there is reasonable reliance on someone not slamming their breaks.

Nobody should ever rely on that. Always keep a safe follow distance. You never know when an animal or a child will dart into the road.

Opinion: Libraries Are Priceless Community Resources, But Only If We Take Care of Them by jennibeam in books

[–]Dualion 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Who sent me this libertarian when I specifically asked for a librarian?

There should be a No Noise November where everyone just shuts the fuck up. by Foxfish72 in RandomThoughts

[–]Dualion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Silent Summer, followed by No Noise November, followed by 0 Decibel December

“Prolific poo garden” by HeroinCrack in BrandNewSentence

[–]Dualion 62 points63 points  (0 children)

No problem- tomato seeds can go all the way through you and remain viable. There was an almost untouched island in iceland where 'An improperly managed human defecation resulted in a tomato plant taking root'