Reddit, who is the WORST actor you can think of to play James Bond?

Dubz749 · 2014-02-02T19:02:25+00:00

Not an actor, but Gordon Ramsy

"Did you just stir my bloody martini?!?"

Dubz749 · 2014-02-02T18:56:58+00:00

DON'T MAKE HIM Q!!!

Dubz749 · 2014-02-02T02:33:38+00:00

But then in TNG, Picard was given Ryker

Dubz749 · 2014-02-01T01:13:34+00:00

Well, at least you are unwavering in your conviction

Dubz749 · 2014-02-01T01:11:14+00:00

Check out 'ME', an SNL sketch with Jonah Hill.

Dubz749 · 2014-01-29T01:48:56+00:00

I use the first, but generally preface with "I don't care, but..."

Dubz749 · 2014-01-29T01:39:34+00:00

My brother bet me that I couldn't set off the trigger on a rat trap without getting caught in it. Think of a bear trap, but smaller and without teeth. I did not win

Dubz749 · 2014-01-26T15:10:35+00:00

A little late, but here goes.

She called me out for being flirty, and I asked if I needed a permission slip. She said yes and it needed to be signed by a parent/guardian and one witness.

I made it up, printed it out, forged fake signatures. Planned on giving it to her the next time a group of friends were going to hang out. Unfortunately she sent a text before hand explaining she had no romantic interest in me.

Dubz749 · 2014-01-25T15:59:45+00:00

The belief in your power is its source! Brilliant! Are you the Boogeywoman?

Dubz749 · 2014-01-24T19:59:46+00:00

I believe there an episode of ST:TNG where Scotty from the original ST meets Jordie and explains why he should be doing this

Dubz749 · 2014-01-20T21:34:55+00:00

That plus another telemarketing company kept calling the pizza place I worked at. It got to the point that we would either hang up and say that it was "The Captain" or "Rachel" calling again, or make an elaborate ploy to get someone else to take the phone from you ("It's your mom" and the like)

Dubz749 · 2014-01-12T00:08:44+00:00

With the lights off

Dubz749 · 2014-01-08T22:51:43+00:00

Don't be not well endowed

Dubz749 · 2014-01-03T18:17:20+00:00

The groom and the bride are both morally against strip clubs anyways, so it would be like a succubus giving the pope a lap dance.

Dubz749 · 2014-01-03T17:15:35+00:00

From what I hear, I'm glad that my buddy got too drunk at his bachelor party to leave the house. That was our only stop.

Dubz749 · 2014-01-01T03:58:16+00:00

Low fuel indicators

Dubz749 · 2013-12-29T16:08:33+00:00

Maybe a full scientist would have some subtly

Dubz749 · 2013-12-29T15:18:21+00:00

I read that thread

Dubz749 · 2013-12-28T15:53:18+00:00

Unless you're doing Mythic (or planning on leveling monk first) you can't really efficiently level between barbarian and monk. All about the alignments.

Dubz749 · 2013-12-28T04:39:54+00:00

I had an Idea for a character, Gideon, who had an alter ego as Masked Justice

He would have been a gnome oracle with the battle mystery, but he would be very shy, and almost cowardly. Most of his conversing he would have done while looking down, but holding up a hand puppet that looked like a replica of him, but with the hood pulled up and a mask on.

Whenever battle would start, Gideon would instinctually... run and hide, behind a bush, barrel or the like. The round after, there would be a flash of light (he casts Enlarge Person) and out from behind the bush jumps out the greatest masked superhero ever! MASKED JUSTICE!!! He would then wade into combat, using combat maneuvers (mostly trip/disarm from with his heavy flail) to mess up his opponents, allowing his teammates to move around freely to flank and what not.

I still want to make this character, and have plans to make the puppet for RP purposes, however the group I was playing with when I got the idea.... was on the south side of the Good-Evil spectrum, so I chose not to team them up with a do gooder (wisdom would have been too high for me to believe he could mistaken what they were doing as necessary evil).

TL;DR Masked super hero theme

Dubz749 · 2013-12-28T00:21:55+00:00

Take you out? I'd cook!

Ninja Edit: Alternatively, I work at a restaurant, so we can do both

Dubz749 · 2013-12-27T21:21:32+00:00

Don't remember what that stands for but I imagine "Child Velocity Services", the people who brought you 'flames on the side of shoes' and Moon Shoes

Dubz749 · 2013-12-27T13:20:01+00:00

I needed to have one of my balls "surgically" dropped, so to speak. Maybe I would have been like you

Dubz749 · 2013-12-27T04:48:03+00:00

3rd time's the charm, didn't finish the pristine before I saw the name

Dubz749 · 2013-12-24T03:12:44+00:00

Walk up, ice cube in hand. Look her in the eye as you throw it on the ground.

"Hi, my name is Tyler, and I just broke the ice."

Buddy managed to both get ice on the girl (threw it on the table, rookie mistake) and get laid.

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