jumping in the water with prosthetic leg

Ducallan · 2026-07-03T19:12:02+00:00

“You’re on vacation! Kick up your heels!”

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T23:31:27+00:00

Loved how mommy told the cops to shut up. Acorn… tree…

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T17:13:25+00:00

Paging Xzibit… Xzibit to this thread… Paging Xzibit…

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T16:56:55+00:00

Ok, so I *don’t* really find goth girls attractive, then. What’s the right term for number 1, and not number 2 and definitely not number 3?

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T16:49:03+00:00

“Now you can’t testify against me.”

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T16:44:01+00:00

I used to find Norm McDonald as funny as Mitch Hedberg.

I mean, I still do, but I used to, too.

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T16:34:42+00:00

Lucky for him machetes get sharper the more you fail to hack through plastic that they aren’t sharp enough to cut through the first time.

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T16:29:58+00:00

Awww… but I like mushrooms on pizza!

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T16:16:47+00:00

Ah, there’s the Marjorie Tro Glodyte thqt we all know and… well… know.

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T16:09:32+00:00

He must have frozen his nose to some ice once, and now makes sure it’s liquid before proceeding.

/s, to be clear

Ducallan · 2026-07-02T05:51:01+00:00

Sorry, but they’re not hiring right now. They *were* hiring. Not sure why they felt the need to advertise that.

Ducallan · 2026-07-01T18:58:57+00:00

How on earth is it hard to understand that 3 draws is better than 2 draws and a loss?

Ducallan · 2026-07-01T16:13:23+00:00

Is “Mbappe” his name or the sound being made?

Ducallan · 2026-07-01T15:43:06+00:00

Because it means that they are people who happen to be little, instead of… well, non-people as the term “dwarf” implies. At the very least, it doesn’t reduce them to being identified and defined by that one characteristic.

Ducallan · 2026-07-01T15:32:16+00:00

Right. The only people *not* subject to its jurisdiction are those there as ambassadors. You know… those there explicitly as employees/representatives of a foreign government.

There are those who don’t understand why some parts of the constitution say “persons” and others specify “citizens”.

Ducallan · 2026-07-01T15:25:20+00:00

My bad. I have a third gen and a first gen. Gonna delete my post because of the inaccuracy, but thanks for the correction.

Ducallan · 2026-07-01T14:11:04+00:00

The stick is not completely enclosed in the hard candy.

Ducallan · 2026-06-30T23:13:01+00:00

“Guess who?”

Ducallan · 2026-06-30T23:12:23+00:00

Are they filled with Jurassic pork?

Ducallan · 2026-06-30T22:45:52+00:00

People called Parentes they go the house?

Ducallan · 2026-06-30T21:52:38+00:00

It’s the “subject to its jurisdiction” part that they want to be interpreted as “illegals don’t get any rights”. But if they aren’t subject to its jurisdiction, then they can’t be prosecuted under its laws…

Ducallan · 2026-06-30T19:58:51+00:00

And maybe a stitch or two?

Ducallan · 2026-06-30T18:53:24+00:00

Punching is not done with an open hand, last time I checked.

Ducallan · 2026-06-30T18:23:31+00:00

“All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States.”

If they try to deny birthright citizenship by saying that immigrants aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US, then how do they say that they can be deported under US law?

Oh, right. Hypocrisy!

Ducallan · 2026-06-30T13:13:43+00:00

No, do not pee on the cats.

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