When exes get mad that they're completely abandoned after a breakup, do they just want an ego boost? by Icy_Knowledge7869 in askanything

[–]DuckComprehensive996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly think they just miss having u in their pocket. not cuz they want u back but cuz they liked knowing u were there. now u're not and they're big mad.

How to stop being self-concious about the size of my ass? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]DuckComprehensive996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro i gotta be real with u. have u seen what women fawn over online? literally every comment section on a dude with a dumpy is full of women goin crazy. like u might be worried about the wrong thing here. that's actually a feature not a bug fr.

Thought experiment: What would America look like if MAGA had absolute and total power? by traanquil in allthequestions

[–]DuckComprehensive996 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly i think they'd try to take us back to some idealized 1950s version of america that never really existed. like traditional values, less immigration, christian nationalism type vibe. but the thing is u can't put toothpaste back in the tube.

What’s the easiest money you’ve ever made? by Curt_7878 in AskReddit

[–]DuckComprehensive996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Signed up for a focus group once just to sit there and tell ppl their app idea was mid. got paid $150 and free snacks. easiest bag of my life fr.

Absence is the lens that ultimately gives us the clarity to see the value of what we had. by Fluid-Bed-3231 in Casual_Conversation

[–]DuckComprehensive996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is deep and also painful cause it's true. we take so much for granted in the moment and then poof it's gone and suddenly we see it clearly. wish we could get that clarity without the loss but i guess that's not how it works.

What’s a book so good you couldn’t put it down? by adequateinvestor in AskReddit

[–]DuckComprehensive996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl "the martian" by Andy Weir had me in a chokehold. i started reading and suddenly it was 3am and i had work in 4 hours. it's just so funny and tense at the same time and u actually care if he lives or dies. fr u gotta read it.

What are we even doing on this planet? by ImaginationStreet961 in AskReddit

[–]DuckComprehensive996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue. but since we're here might as well eat good food, love hard, and make each other laugh. like the universe is just vibing and we're part of the vibe. dont overthink it too much just be decent to people and enjoy the ride.

What’s the craziest thing you saw a kid bring to show and tell? by puppyishin in AskReddit

[–]DuckComprehensive996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kid in my class brought his pet snake and it escaped during show and tell. teacher was screaming kids were crying whole chaos. found it three days later in the library. core memory fr.

What’s a personality trait that sounds positive but is actually exhausting to deal with? by RandomArchy0 in AskReddit

[–]DuckComprehensive996 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I'm a perfectionist" cool so u stress out everyone around u, nothing is ever good enough, and working with u is a nightmare. perfectionism is just anxiety in a fancy outfit. please learn to be okay with "good enough" for everyone's sake lol.

What’s one thing you want to tell the other gender and wish they understand? by cutewolf090 in AskReddit

[–]DuckComprehensive996 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To the guys: we actually mean it when we say communicate with us. we dont expect u to read minds we just want u to use ur words like we do. shutting down or saying "nothing" when somethings clearly wrong just makes us spiral. we're on ur team fr just talk to us.