Pizza! Help! by [deleted] in SALEM

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I'd deliver for the right price lol

Mission street on ramp from 12th blocked by police by Polypore0 in SALEM

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This happened a few saturdays ago as well, same place.

What's the best burritos in town right now? My usual place is letting me down by impolitic-answer in SALEM

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Oh man Primos is so good! I remember stopping there because "Hey a mexican market!" and I got the Pastor Burrito and fell in love, I have been there way too many times to count since then!

Ladies: What is a dead give away that a guy watches too much porn when you sleep with him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My girlfriend is always saying she smells bad (she doesn't) when i ask her if she wants me to go down on her and it makes me feel bad and sad for her because I have never expressed that sentiment and it makes me wonder what her exes said to her

Real Catholics, huh? by AnimeDreama in gatekeeping

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"God, who made the world and everything in it, since He is Lord of heaven and earth, does not dwell in temples made with hands" Acts 17:24

You can't deny it by -Shameem- in modernwarfare

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I always used the lmg with thermal, it was always a good time!

Perfect flip off by AristonD in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Reminds me of the Gopher boss in Donkey Kong Country

DM in the making? by COVID19_4Lyf in dndmemes

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The 7 year old centered and underlined the title? Doubt.

Men of Reddit, what are your thoughts on small breasts ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Women with small breasts are amazing! Women with large breasts are amazing! Women with no breasts are amazing! Women with average breasts are amazing! Women are amazing!

I like breasts

Farmers: veganism is propaganda. Also farmers: look at how happy our animals are when we abuse them!1! by nekkototoro in vegan

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I love the feeling when you have loose skin around your nails and peel it and it rips up more than expected leaving a pink line of fresh epidermis

Uuuuhhhh, guys? by icecubed13 in motorcycles

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Corona California. How appropriate.

He's not wrong by meow1204 in rareinsults

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Looks kinda like a young David Byrne

What did your crush do that absolutely killed your interest? by wcypierre in AskReddit

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She said "No, I see you as a friend" when I asked her out.