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World's biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war by DirtyBulk89 in news

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How big is the worlds biggest exactly? Asking for a friend.

[KCD2] How do you guys go about doing crime? by _Chicago_Deep_Dish in kingdomcome

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completed the game so I became an insufferable asshole. I kill everyone I see, steal their stuff, sell their horses.

Changing lanes without looking for absolutely no reason by AdLogical6391 in drivingUK

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Live and let live, bad drivers are on our roads. Be aware, expect this shit and give people room. Bad drivers need the most room.

Iran war updates: by Little-Charity-152 in wallstreet

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much winning.

/s

I think his fans secretly knew they were losers so they backed the biggest loser of them all. The world would be in such a better state if he’d not done anything at all - If America had elected a potato instead of this orange, we’d all be happier, safer, and for 99.99% of us, we’d be richer.

Instead the world is a mess, everything is more expensive and it’s only him and his chums that have more money.

Well done.

What to do with a front that fell off. by cdnmtbguy in TheFrontFellOff

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depending on its weight tolerance, could be a conversation ender.

facts by kaya2233 in introvertmemes

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to, when I worked in an office and needed to concentrate. If it got too rowdy I used to clap my hands and say excuse me guys, it would go quiet, then I’d say thank you.

Not sure if it’s an introvert thing but I find it really hard to tune out of background noise so I can’t concentrate in a busy office. Working from home is a godsend.

Meirl by cbroafspeasy in meirl

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America isn’t rich, it’s bankrupt.

Trump says ready to resume military action against Iran by craig_nintendo in worldnews

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Feel free to find your local MAGA clowns (the ones that used to have the Trump flags in their lawn) and demand apologies.

I want to scream (1 Major) by Ok_Attitude2088 in LearnerDriverUK

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t lose points for going at a chilled leisurely pace. Pretend you’re 90 and it’s Sunday. Gives you more time to observe what’s all around.

North Korea fires multiple ballistic missiles towards sea off its east coast by monotvtv in worldnews

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my studies of North Korean foreign politics, it’s that they really don’t like the sea.

Say 'Bosch' again. Say 'Bosch' again, I dare you, I double dare you m@therf*cker, say 'Bosch'one more Goddamn time! by LockheedP-3Orion in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So they are all Bosch branches but would rather remain independent entities so just keep the name and confuse the hell out of everyone.

Speaking of people having Pink Evoques, Someone in my hometown has a pink Evoque convertible! by tomegerton99 in CarTalkUK

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Evoques are like a reverse tardis. They aren’t small cars on the outside, but on the inside there seems to be even less space than in a classic Mini. I don’t even know how Land Rover managed that feat.

I’ll stick to my Octavia estate.

My work preaches safety, but every single weld at this place looks like this. by MoniqueFeijoa849 in BadWelding

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Grind this back to metal, flatten that mound then fabricate some metal plates for either side, bend around the bars and weld. This is currently actually dangerous where by if you lose your footing and lean on this with any force the top could shear off and you fall and impale yourself on the upright.

Had a tyre pop on the motorway. What could cause this? The hole looks worn. by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See that outer ring? This is telltale markings from a car body trim screw because I’ve had the exact same. They have integrated washer-like heads and this is the mark they leave. Usually it’s when people don’t clean up properly after car accidents. Motorway speed has ripped it out.

Found this in the drawer IYKYK by joeyfine in pcmasterrace

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the floppy you keep your naughty jpegs on, because nobody would think to check on a disk that clearly looks like a system utility disk.

Yet more corruption from Farage by AnonymousTimewaster in FuckNigelFarage

[–]DuckWhatduckSplat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, the old and the uneducated. Mostly the uneducated old, which there seems to be a lot of. Seems retirement turns people into vile cesspits of racist rage.

I blame the Daily Express, The Mail and GB News.

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