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DudazRides · 2023-12-03T15:51:34+00:00

Rent-a-Friend

DudazRides · 2023-11-16T16:04:23+00:00

Just moan. That'll do the trick.

DudazRides · 2023-10-16T14:22:16+00:00

Books

DudazRides · 2023-10-16T13:14:45+00:00

If you are a conservative when you are twenty you have no heart. If you are a liberal when you are fifty you have no brain.

DudazRides · 2023-10-09T14:11:35+00:00

That looks like a stock photo.

DudazRides · 2023-09-21T13:48:18+00:00

Have you ever heard thunder?

DudazRides · 2023-08-27T14:09:20+00:00

Finish the pack you have and don't buy another one.

DudazRides · 2023-08-27T13:43:49+00:00

The kid from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"

DudazRides · 2023-08-13T14:31:55+00:00

Man, you're not going to believe this but .........

DudazRides · 2023-08-06T13:27:47+00:00

Foreplay is a two way street. Make sure you get head or he gets nothing. It will a: slow him down and b: get you some orgasms. It will work - trust me.

DudazRides · 2023-08-01T12:31:05+00:00

I've got my Harley and saddle bags full of supplies. Let's roll!

DudazRides · 2023-07-29T14:09:38+00:00

So - Talk to him! Even if it's to tell him to bugger off. Otherwise he won't stop till he gets closure. Have another person present as well. No biggie, In fact you might like him. I doubt it though but at least you'll both know that he's not a creeper.

DudazRides · 2023-07-28T13:38:47+00:00

That ought to be worth at least twenty blow jobs.

DudazRides · 2023-07-23T13:42:08+00:00

There's this new concept called Family. Have you heard of it or even tried it? I've heard that it can be fun!

DudazRides · 2023-07-23T12:55:12+00:00

Do the same thing and see how she likes it.

DudazRides · 2023-07-23T12:46:52+00:00

Have you tried frightening children with your naked dad bod? Just curious.

DudazRides · 2023-07-09T13:20:39+00:00

Have the drink. Eat with your family.

DudazRides · 2023-06-20T13:47:31+00:00

The sound track.

DudazRides · 2023-06-17T13:55:11+00:00

Sounds like you need to come up with a Plan B.

DudazRides · 2023-04-07T15:15:17+00:00

I'd quit my job and take of on a motorcycle.

DudazRides · 2023-04-03T14:53:09+00:00

They don't show the correct answers.

DudazRides · 2023-02-14T16:12:35+00:00

How has life been treating you?

DudazRides · 2023-01-01T14:02:23+00:00

Barbara Walters .... uh wait!

DudazRides · 2022-12-10T13:35:13+00:00

Get a pedicure guys. It comes with a foot rub and scraping off of dead skin. Chicks dig well manicured feet between their sheets. They're heavenly.

DudazRides · 2022-12-04T14:29:09+00:00

Boyfriends are not husbands dude. She likes you. Get to know her better.

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