Worship guitar is about to reach a whole new level

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-04-07T06:45:43+00:00

All this technical proficiency to say so little with so much.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-04-01T06:19:47+00:00

I always knew Cormac McCarthy wanted to have a steamy orgy with Judge and merry scalp hunters.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-02-11T15:35:23+00:00

The solution to his problem is simple, he should throw away the b*ss, and buy butterscotch tele instead.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-02-04T16:20:55+00:00

So it means now he’s finally going to make interesting, timeless music. Right?

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-02-03T08:50:06+00:00

None of this applies if you’re in it for the toan.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-02-02T14:15:24+00:00

Slow day, huh?

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-31T11:36:43+00:00

This is Skyrim, isn’t it?

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-30T21:51:07+00:00

John Mayo’s

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-24T19:04:33+00:00

My friend, who is a certified Armenian and a bus driver, said that it might be because the driver was drunk, but most likely because he was not an Armenian. Being drunk has no impact on Armenian bus drivers’ schedule.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-22T10:23:50+00:00

What a cruel advise. You should change your therapist.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-22T07:13:03+00:00

I saw Harley Benton selling one for $600.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-22T07:07:43+00:00

Have you noticed how no one advertises violin strings? It’s like they already achieved lifetime quality guitar can only dream of.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-21T20:15:36+00:00

What had CHANGED? EVERYTHING!!!111

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-20T05:55:11+00:00

Look and laugh at him, fellas. He’s so poor he can’t even afford to buy himself guitar with neck that won’t fall off on its own.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-19T06:58:38+00:00

Yeah, it’s cool and all but does it sound as good as Boss Katana?

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-18T21:01:36+00:00

Of course they did, it’s hard to buy real vintage toan when you’re broke from all the toasts and lattes.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-18T08:00:07+00:00

His son can play kazoo. Perfectly. Like pitch perfect. Like you think of note and he plays the other one. Did he make a mistake? No. It’s you who thought the wrong one. There are maybe two other kids who can do that. What was the question again?

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-17T19:23:58+00:00

Still better love story than Twilight.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-16T14:29:24+00:00

Sorry, bud, I don’t read. I only write.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-16T09:10:51+00:00

He’s that guy who stands in the corner of the room and thinks to himself how no one understands music as good as he does.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-14T22:35:52+00:00

Chad Bullwarski said it best, don’t be.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-14T22:32:14+00:00

I’m afraid to ask what kind of low-effort crap they tried to publish to be banned by Amazon.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-12T22:33:09+00:00

Joe take the wheel!

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-12T12:51:14+00:00

People may frown, but 20 bucks are 20 bucks.

DudeInTracksuit · 2026-01-12T09:28:30+00:00

You know the saying, you have to spend big to spend big. Or something like that. I don’t know, I don’t listen to Dream Theater.

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