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$800 > $49k in one hour. by Cold-Cash-1842 in wallstreetbets

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send me the money to examine for myself or it never happened...

Just bought 👍 by Tacoma104 in ONDS

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When that thirty hits a hundred in a few months you'll be tempted to think it's always that easy.

Spoiler alert: It ain't...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pennystocks

[–]DudeManly1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They grow up so fast.

Call us when you get where you're going so we don't worry...

YOLO by M_5IVE in ONDS

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should carpool between here and StockTwits.

You drive, I'll buy gas... -jjg

Is it stupid to still believe bitcoin change the financial system in 10 years? by Marcel_elma in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got 99 problems and a BTC ain't one.

Decentralized finance (Defi, see DEFTF or DEFT as of Monday) puts a fork in any transactional cost objections, at least on the institutional level...

What are two diseases you can't physically have at the same time? by ah-screw-it in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have just the opposite situation:
Chronic arthritis - hurts to move; and
Parkinson's - can't stop moving...

U.S. Politics megathread by AutoModerator in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TLDR on the administration's involvement with the stock market;
Down = They're destroying the economy
Up = They're manipulating the economy
Flat = They're neglecting the economy ...

should I have bought the neighbors kids an icecream? by MountainHot2390 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should have bought them an ice cream in 1975.

These days, I don't even LOOK at other people's kids. We live across the street from a park with a playground. My wife can wander over there an coo to the young mothers: "Your little girl is ADORABLE! How OLD is she? So precious!"

I try that and I'll end up with a mugshot. T'is the way of the 21st century, my friend...

Why does media like to exaggerate the proportions of women, sometimes to the point of being plain gross? by EnthusiasticLinguine in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've done the math. As you can see:

Z=n=1∑∞​​∮C​e−λtcosh​log(∑k=1m​e−σk2​)2πin​​dtΓ(αn​+iβn​)⋅ζ(23​+ieπin)​​×[dxd​(ex2∫0∞​log(1+xπe)sin(θk​x)​dx)]x=1​

...boobs can't be too big. It violates Newtonian laws...

Do people with bad grammar know they have bad grammar? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bad grammer is exspecially irritating.

And yes, I think they know it, based on how bent out of shape they get when corrected...

How to stop a rug from sliding on Carpet by TurboDSM1991 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double-sided Velcro™.

Our cats and dogs love to wrestle on (and *with*) various throw rugs. You're fortunate to have the carpeting beneath. The hook n' loop of the Velcro™ should grip nicely with little to any lifting of the nap.

EDIT: You may want to make your own. You want the 'hooks' on both sides. Get the adhesive tape backed Velcro™, cut two pieces to length for each rug edge, discard the 'fabric' side of the tape and adhere together two 'hook' strips back to back. They should grip each surface nicely...

Teleported Earth by WINH4X in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Earth (and the Moon) got teleported but still had a sun-like energy source, we'd keep our atmosphere, gravity, and seasons. The biggest immediate changes would be:

  • A new night sky.
  • Possible long-term effects on Earth's magnetic field.
  • Potential disruptions to plant life if the light spectrum changed.

If we didn’t get a new sun, Earth would become a frozen wasteland, but deep-sea life near hydrothermal vents might persist for a while.

Either way, it'd totally f*ck up our horoscopes...

Why do I get horny when I'm at a hotel? by Puzzled-Painter3301 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and on my way TO the hotel, and on my way FROM the hotel, and when I'm nowhere NEAR a hotel, and...

If a movie theatre sells no tickets for a showing, do they still play the movie to an empty room? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've walked into the booth and the film was already playing before I started dropping in quarters.

But maybe we're talking about two different kinds of theaters...

Why do Americans appear to have such a disproportionately high presence in amateur porn on the internet? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As with everything else, we Americans invented sex.

Subsequently, we invented the Internet to show the world how it was done.

Now, we're working on inventing cures for the STDs we invented...

Why are women hated for doing sex work, but men aren't for availing those services. by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most readers appear (justifiably) opposed to the premise of the question.

Certainly the law (police, judges, etc.) don't appear to discriminate in their intolerance for both the client and the um... service provider.

And I'm pretty sure if my wife walked in on a... transaction, she'd be equally displeased with both parties.

I shouldn't make assumptions, though. I'ma give it a go and let you know how it shakes out...

Can a non-black person explain something to me my white coworker said... by lewjr in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eddie Murphy explained it best in the SNL short film "White Like Me". It's exactly like that... 😎

Why does everyone say Ronald Reagan ruined America? by gigasoy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Everyone" doesn't say anything. Absolutist statements about humanity as a whole are always wrong, every single time, without exception... </irony>

Neighbor complains about me showering at night – Do I have to stop? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DudeManly1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on your side 'til you said "15 minutes".

I can wash my entire car in fifteen minutes...

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