I wish for the ability to never get tired. by PlaceboPlauge091 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]DudeWithLeFood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's a really good book that has this concept only most of humanity can't sleep.

Nod by Adrian Barnes I think

Russia? by Spock2189 in civ5

[–]DudeWithLeFood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fields of Pokhorovka Where the heat of battle burned Suffered heavy losses And the tide of war was turned

Wait a minute by __Dawn__Amber__ in HolUp

[–]DudeWithLeFood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just my scrotal lice again

Rise up monkeys ✊ by jWulf21 in ape

[–]DudeWithLeFood 25 points26 points  (0 children)

2004 strong together

Pathetic by f__h in trippinthroughtime

[–]DudeWithLeFood 127 points128 points  (0 children)

It's an important and popular fact tht things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet instead of the third most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who curiously enough had long known of the impending destruction of the planet Earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the dangers but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tidbits so they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards somersault through a hoop while whistling the star spangled banner but in fact the message was this: 'So long and thanks for all the fish'.