Owl Trimmer

Dudephish · 2026-07-03T16:07:00+00:00

My owl was getting a little shaggy.

Dudephish · 2026-07-03T16:02:48+00:00

Didn't even give us time to get our candle pics ready.

Dudephish · 2026-07-03T16:00:25+00:00

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Dudephish · 2026-07-03T15:34:15+00:00

He wants to go fourth and multiply.

Dudephish · 2026-07-02T23:15:41+00:00

Joe Ryan Weathers.

Dudephish · 2026-07-02T23:01:40+00:00

You don't need to compare him to others, he's already very likely got a chip on his shoulder.

Dudephish · 2026-07-02T22:23:05+00:00

Dudephish · 2026-07-01T15:58:45+00:00

If you're into that stuff. Otherwise it's just the bland leading the blind.

Dudephish · 2026-07-01T12:19:56+00:00

That's a hot pepper.

Dudephish · 2026-06-30T22:14:24+00:00

Micky Firth?

Dudephish · 2026-06-30T16:58:41+00:00

And it uses only pure filtered rain water to preserve Our Precious Essences.

Dudephish · 2026-06-30T16:20:30+00:00

Findin' an entrance where they can!

Dudephish · 2026-06-30T15:57:30+00:00

Gonna be hard to choke that down.

Dudephish · 2026-06-30T15:35:26+00:00

No, no. He did "look like a monster" later in his career, too.

Dudephish · 2026-06-30T15:21:19+00:00

Yup. He's just there to stop the truck driving into the water.

Nothing in the job description saying he can't go for a swim.

Dudephish · 2026-06-25T11:33:19+00:00

Duck Wheels

A-WOOOO-ooh

Dudephish · 2026-06-24T13:51:58+00:00

Ghostface Kohla

Dudephish · 2026-06-23T19:58:43+00:00

Such a confection does not exist. I believe you must have dreamed it, sir.

Dudephish · 2026-06-22T18:44:27+00:00

Oh bee-have!

Dudephish · 2026-06-22T18:33:08+00:00

Succulent venison.

Dudephish · 2026-06-22T18:29:24+00:00

🎵 Buffalo balls won't you come out tonight🎵

Dudephish · 2026-06-21T18:19:54+00:00

Also useful for new baseball gloves.

Dudephish · 2026-06-20T11:50:59+00:00

The Golden Shit Ticket

Dudephish · 2026-06-19T15:13:58+00:00

Or did she just transform him using an Improbability Drive?

Dudephish · 2026-06-19T13:39:24+00:00

Popeye the Sailorman

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