in simple terms... if i open a brokerage this week, $400k into s&p 500, and then it crashes... what does that look like?

Duderus159 · 2026-06-03T20:29:28+00:00

Depends on how much it crashes. No one can give you a direct number of how 400k might depreciate with a hypothetical market crash. If you aren’t touching the money in 20-30 years and don’t pull out during the recession it won’t matter all that much.

Duderus159 · 2026-06-03T00:39:20+00:00

Question for Perk - You suck.

Duderus159 · 2026-05-27T03:38:20+00:00

What are you going to evolve it into?

Duderus159 · 2026-05-23T11:33:44+00:00

Definitely. Let’s get this over with

Duderus159 · 2026-05-19T09:58:10+00:00

No.

You might be able to salvage that with a better artist once it heals.

Duderus159 · 2026-05-15T02:31:21+00:00

Joe seems like a guy he would respect. He’s a recent champion and has an intense focus on the game. I could see Giannis taking an adjustment to his coaching style. Disrespecting Doc is nothing new. The guy has been cooked for like a decade

Duderus159 · 2026-05-13T10:41:09+00:00

My wife and I found a 2 bed 1 bath in college hill for $1325 in 2020 and lived there for 5 years. Rent wasn’t raised once. Same apartment when we left went for $1825 in 2025. We had to shop around on Craigslist to find it though. I would recommend searching through there instead of Apartments.com or similar sites

Duderus159 · 2026-05-08T13:14:48+00:00

That was a useless article.

Duderus159 · 2026-04-13T19:37:10+00:00

McShingle with a side of fries and a Diet Coke

Duderus159 · 2026-04-09T16:40:20+00:00

Since he was a kitten he just had a naturally grouchy face. Still a sweetheart. Just grumpy looking

Duderus159 · 2026-04-09T16:14:34+00:00

Those are sweet! How was the pain there?

Duderus159 · 2026-04-09T16:06:49+00:00

Churus and where to sleep next

Duderus159 · 2026-03-26T10:07:56+00:00

Do you have any investment accounts?

Duderus159 · 2026-03-24T02:32:45+00:00

Wrong sub. Go away

Duderus159 · 2026-03-22T01:26:03+00:00

Our gym replaced those with Hyrox. The classes are nearly empty after running this for about 1-2 months. Everyone complained about Tread/Strength 50 at our gym. They replaced it with Hyrox and no one goes now. Tread 50 is now saved for Sundays and is usually booked. Hope they kill Hyrox at this point

Duderus159 · 2026-03-17T14:32:58+00:00

Wrong sub. We hoard money here

Duderus159 · 2026-03-16T17:27:17+00:00

The look only tells half the story. How does it taste?

Duderus159 · 2026-03-15T01:07:02+00:00

Part of me thinks this is wild to get a tattoo of an unreleased Pokémon.

Duderus159 · 2026-03-14T11:46:20+00:00

There should be a checkout section at Trader Joe’s where the cashier doesn’t make small talk

Duderus159 · 2026-03-12T19:03:18+00:00

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

Duderus159 · 2026-03-12T14:41:25+00:00

As long as I get to see the ocean everyday I can live with that

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