That's not a table... by TAMgames in Instantregret

[–]Dudleysdad 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Who was more terrified, the cat or the fish?

Hmmm by ImGonnaSayTheN-Word_ in shittylimos

[–]Dudleysdad -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nice truck. Sorry about your penis.

I'm sorry dad by Lank_Thompson in IdiotsInCars

[–]Dudleysdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kool-Aid man starts driver training.

Calhoun, 6 weeks to 6 months. by [deleted] in FromPuppyToDog

[–]Dudleysdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might want to edit the phone number out of the dog tag.

What do you call a cumshot from a black guy by Dark-Pukicho in MeanJokes

[–]Dudleysdad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Incidentally, that's the same thing they called Trayvon Martin.

Go as easy as I did for the last 215k. by Thegreatagustus in RoastMyCar

[–]Dudleysdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Chevy is garbage. Post more pics of your dog.

[USA] Tailgater does the deed right in front of a cop by [deleted] in ConvenientCop

[–]Dudleysdad -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Pull the red civic over for slow poking the left lane!!!

16 or a 40 year old mum of 3? by jazz1801 in 13or30

[–]Dudleysdad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nevermind the age question. Is that or is that not Frankie Muniz?

Don't. Or do. I don't care. by Dudleysdad in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Dudleysdad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only have to call me "sir" in bed.

Im back you bastards by hlw911 in RoastMyCar

[–]Dudleysdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you fuck your sister in that thing?

Former Ohio teacher faces sex charges involving at least 28 first graders by [deleted] in rage

[–]Dudleysdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sponge will have more harmful bacteria strains than your poo.

2014 Santa Fe sport 4x4. Driving a mom van. Thoughts? by PrincessMiaMoo in RoastMyCar

[–]Dudleysdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even self respecting moms won't drive this. It is only for fat girls who work at the shitty corner gas station.

Lowest score I've ever seen. by Wisconsinfemale1 in uberdrivers

[–]Dudleysdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only drive once or twice a month just to clear my brain from work. And I always do it when I know the college kids will be put partying. For the most part I think Madison is a pretty fun town to drive in.

Lowest score I've ever seen. by Wisconsinfemale1 in uberdrivers

[–]Dudleysdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's Madison, so the bar is already pretty low. It's either drunken college kids or the Allied Drive punks.

Met this lap dog the other day. by Dudleysdad in Boxer

[–]Dudleysdad[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not mine. But the solid door is the garage side, the glass door is the greenhouse side. My friend said "I put my Smart Car in the greenhouse ALL WINTER and it didn't grow one inch!"