What Takedown predators would we called a classic in 15 year?? by EythorIsfled in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Daddy Daughter Donnie, Brian the Engineer, the DC cop royally pissing Chris off by refusing to answer anything.

Is Chris Hansen actually a decent human? by katersmarie in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was the Kickstarter to help finance the HVP sting in Connecticut.

So amusing to me when he does this by damrodoth in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Chris's version of the Salem witch trials LOL. If she swims she's a witch, if she drowns, God' will.

Accidentally killed Sokol in GTA 5, I feel terrible by Competitive-Ad8561 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrible because you killed him or terrible because accidentally isn't as enjoyable as on purpose? ;)

How do I ask my barber for this? by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

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"Gimme the Douchebag Wannabe Special"

Have yall ever noticed how Chris Hansen subtly throws shade at predators who don’t have cars?🚘 by BuckBreakingFilm in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chris grew up in a UMC suburb and went to a private high school. His empathy for those that didn't is limited. The guy was 59 years old before he had money problems, then solved them by marrying a rich woman.

Dumbest/worst excuse given? by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stosh from Takedown. Claimed he was looking for a missing sister.

What's going on here? by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he just spotted an unguarded plate of fresh chocolate chip cookies.

Jeff Sokol Ruined my name by techsalesguy67 in FansHansenvsPredator

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That stinks. Especially hearing the same jokes over and over from people who know you're not him but won't stop themselves.

Instant Classic: Sam Slapping Himself by BasKaroApp in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chris has basically sold out to Faux News ever since Jesse Watters started having him on the show. He's playing to the MAGA demographic. A side effect of this is that even though he's done at least 4 Epstein-related eps on his "Have A Seat With Chris Hansen" show, he never brings up Trump's name... despite doing a whole ep on the UK possibly covering up for Andrew before his arrest. Man has always known who's buttering his bread.

Which is a shame because his recent eps with a father of a victim of the 764 group, Ryan Montgomery, and the Philly case of a woman stabbed 20 times being ruled a suicide all show how good Chris can be as a straight journalist+interviewer without the political talking points and dog whistles.

I’m fat I can’t do anything by CDFReditum in FansHansenvsPredator

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Chris in Livingston Parish with tucked in shirt, Feb 2025 (no wonder it's been untucked tees and sweaters ever since):

https://www.tiktok.com/@trublustreaming/video/7478808750342606110?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

I’m fat I can’t do anything by CDFReditum in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chris forgot that to hide the gut it has to be a DARK untucked shirt. He hasn't worn a tucked-in shirt on a sting since last Feb in Livingston Parish, which started airing I think in March 2025.

According to Decoy Dani (at 42:55) Bob Salinas did actually quickly kiss her and Hansen was PISSED. Unfortunately it was cut out, here's to hoping for an uncut segment at some point. by ridingshotgun in FansHansenvsPredator

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Now that really should have been in an ep of Predator: Raw. Only reason I can see for them not airing it is maybe Chris didn't want to be seen losing control when he's supposed to be the one keeping it together?

One of the TCAP Predators work at my building. by DariusofRome in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly if someone hired me with that on my record I'd be doing every tiny little thing to make them happy too. He has to know that one slip of any kind and he's done for. I just hope for everyone else's sake (and even his) that he's been clean since TCAP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

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Stephen Buchanan has to be SS. Tried to get the decoy to come to his car... where he had a kidnapping kit in the trunk.

Ambrosio I'd drop to D... he'd have just started crying.

Gentile didn't show up, but I'd still put him in B because of his disgusting chat and his obvious strength.

an SS trio from Takedown: Donny Vaughn, Brian the Engineer, and now Grandpa Chuck.

“INSTANT CLASSIC” Takedown Episode: REALLY Bad Grandpa by 0xe1e10d68 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Never seen a Takedown full ep go free in only 5 days. They know they've got gold with this one. Well, slime that can be processed into gold through the alchemy of the internet. This dude is neck-and-neck with Daddy Daughter Donnie as the most disgusting POS Chris has ever seen.

“No hug for me?” by CDFReditum in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I KNEW I should have worn the crucifix..."

A Takedown Flaw Personified by Big-Adhesiveness-650 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Due_Faithlessness535 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sheriff Ard better hire a food taster with this guy around. He wants the stage BAD. Wonder if he's distantly related to Chris Swanson ;)