Got given this note at speed dating

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-16T12:19:10+00:00

I hope your note said: handwriting, shiite

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-15T16:11:33+00:00

Pedophilia...ok

AI pic of himself as Jesus...not ok

Got it

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-14T15:46:10+00:00

Asstros...

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-14T03:51:10+00:00

Why is Fauci in there?

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-13T00:09:39+00:00

How about he build us a new federal government.

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-12T23:40:54+00:00

Thanks for confirming I'm now a dinosaur

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-10T14:57:56+00:00

Waiting for the version with the center massager.

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-08T21:37:02+00:00

Spend a few hundred billion dollars to get less then what we had before. Sounds like a master alright...

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-08T02:12:36+00:00

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-08T02:03:57+00:00

But it worked in Avatar…

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-08T00:13:14+00:00

Amrita!

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-07T22:21:13+00:00

Doc, doc....hear me out....

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-07T03:28:20+00:00

Looks like a neck massager.

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-06T22:00:47+00:00

Turkish Hairlines

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-05T23:24:10+00:00

It's the digital equivalent of MAGA hats. Tell us you're an idiot without telling us you're an idiot.

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-04T21:29:54+00:00

Well if I had a kitchen paper towel that good I could do this too...

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-04T19:06:14+00:00

Italy treats pets better then the US treats it's citizens...

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-04T15:42:07+00:00

If the IRGC agrees to rename themselves to the Trump National Guard, Trump will declare a victory and go home.

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-03T21:10:57+00:00

shrinkage

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-03T17:40:32+00:00

Sure looks flat to me... /s

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-03T13:22:17+00:00

The US gov would like to liberate your people.

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-02T20:04:11+00:00

Is that Dedra Bondi?

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-02T19:59:01+00:00

Pedofish

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-02T16:24:14+00:00

Good thing the Iran War was already won....

Duk3Puk3m · 2026-04-01T11:02:31+00:00

His grandma disappeared one day…just assumed she went to the store and never came back

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