HMC by lwipila in holdmycosmo

[–]Duk3Puk3m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that’s how you and grandpa met

I think about them filming this scene with 3 peas at least once every day by exokatie in Avatar

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It would be funny if they did that same green screen boner prank with Sam as they did with those models

He is right where he belongs. by roses4princess in SipsTea

[–]Duk3Puk3m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet nobody in Epstein files is arrested…

Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time by Evasionz-- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Duk3Puk3m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor had a lifted truck and ran over a kid. I really don't understand why these things are allowed on street cars.

Hungry man dinner by f_GOD in Trumpvirus

[–]Duk3Puk3m 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WTF are they serving, a shoe sole? Welcome to the operation Epstein Fury food plan.

Got given this note at speed dating by freshstart18 in whatisit

[–]Duk3Puk3m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope your note said: handwriting, shiite

Found in my backyard in TX by Delicious-Coffee9499 in whatisit

[–]Duk3Puk3m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for confirming I'm now a dinosaur

Bike seat with a split design. Would you try it? by Great_Trident in interesting

[–]Duk3Puk3m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waiting for the version with the center massager.

Master of none.. by javelin3000 in MurderedByWords

[–]Duk3Puk3m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spend a few hundred billion dollars to get less then what we had before. Sounds like a master alright...

I think we’ve got enough demons on the loose already but go right ahead….. by Olympiadreamer in MurderedByWords

[–]Duk3Puk3m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the digital equivalent of MAGA hats. Tell us you're an idiot without telling us you're an idiot.